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Craig

@craigdegel.bsky.social
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Former dishwasher

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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 6h
Thank you sir
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 6h
Sitting in an airport lounge waiting on a plane to Tokyo. Where I have never been. About as giddy as a grown-ass man can possibly be about something in his life.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 18h
I turned 50 today. Got an email from my optometrist. Feel like that about covers it.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Look I know that know one cares about anybody’s fantasy football team but that’s three weeks in a row now I’ve lost a game thanks to points generated on the final drive of the Monday night game. Gotta be a record. Rigoddamndiculous.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ditka. Now the Sox. Are we really sure this Pope has the juice?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*as dignified as humanly possible* “Bear The Fuck Down”.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ditka, 17-14 on a late Ditka field goal. RIP Coach.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It might be time to consider the possibility that the Cowboys are buns.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fall fun farm actually had an interesting selection of tap beers last year. This year it’s Coors Light, Angry Orchard, and White Claw. Why must everything suck?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to Dallas in Nov. Baby’s first Cowboys game at Jerry World. @ridesmith.bsky.social what’s good?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Earlier today I suggested to a coworker that Bears-Bills in December could be a Super Bowl preview. Sorry Chicago. Today is on me.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Simms:
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Superfly Snuka
Alt: Superfly Snuka from the top rope
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read the OP maybe five mins ago and then saw this. The speed at which some people’s brains work amazes me everyday. Fucking outstanding.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wasn’t born there but I went to school there and my folks live there now. “Lifelong Tucsonans” are among my favorite people on earth. Just the best.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Came out of an 11-year-long fantasy football retirement today with Caleb Williams, Derrick Henry, and Jahmyr Gibbs. Still got it baby.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve got a six month old deli of Greek yogurt in my fridge with more personality than this dingus.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brb. Gotta go bench press a C-130.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ladd McConkey is not an American football name. Ladd McConkey is a center back in League One. Huddersfield Town ass name.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It took 30 mins of managing Caleb Williams on a fantasy team to turn me from a lifelong Bears agnostic to Bob Swerski
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Bob Swerski: Da Bears Smoking
Alt: Bob Swerski: Da Bears
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Revisited it last year for the first time in a very long time and holy shit. Familiar faces everywhere.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(Polar) Bear Down.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More like Null City.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Biscuits are the ultimate “technique trumps the recipe” food. Gnocchi are a close second.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saw a pick up truck with a license plate that said EXECHEF and I’ve never been more certain that someone wears their chef coat to the bar after work.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Heroes, capes, etc etc.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bunch of dudes talk a walk through some fields trying to find Matt Damon.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Live your life with the confidence of a 30-something, three Tito’s and soda deep, getting ready to tackle “9-to-5”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026
The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time. This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable. The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aw come on man.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Like Cash with Hurt, this one doesn’t belong to Collective Soul anymore. (Related…that season 3 Gemstones monster truck montage is perfect television).
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Old but evergreen
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dewey Crowe ass behavior.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is kind of rumor that you'd spread about a rival in the Roman Senate to get him murdered by an outraged crowd.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At some point I found out my son was quietly stalking me on Twitter. But now I’m back to posting stuff no one reads simply so the thoughts are out of my head. Incredibly freeing.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Time for another exciting round of “Hall of Fame Reliever or Guy Who Had A Half Dozen Billboard Country Top 10 Bangers In The 90s”
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Mark @mlnga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The current Lakers owner is being investigated by Trump's government for tax fraud. Today, it was announced that he is selling the team to a member of the Kushner family. A complete coincidence, I'm sure.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Gotta believe pieces six and seven went up like “Pure Darts!”
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is there a Benson Boone look-a-like contest in Chicago this weekend or is that just how every dude under 30 looks now?
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Every now and then when I need a little pick me up I’ll cue up the Roll Tide speech on YouTube. If I was actually *from* Alabama I bet that shit would hit like a thunderbolt.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bench pressing Buick LaSabres and what not.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Vichy Catalan. Hydration is important.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I was a freshman at Arizona in the fall of ‘94. Year of the SI “Rock Solid” cover and I had foolish thoughts of trying to walk on. I watched Bruschi terrorize guys for a couple hours at a practice and decided to go look for the journalism building.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Guess that’s more like 80 years.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Defeating the Japanese via submarine.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You gotta know your type as an actor. And boy howdy.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My favorite ongoing subplot here is that Alan Ritchson is very clearly a sensitive song and dance man at heart. He just happens to be built like a brick shithouse.
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Craig @craigdegel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*Now* it’s football season.
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