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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're witnessing the Rapist-to-President and/or Rapist-to-Supreme Court Justice pipeline with this Cornell scandal.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robert's Right ✅️.......
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B. Dolan @bdolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know it’s silly to boycott Ed Sheeran and support the NFL right? Even if they bring back the ghost of Woodie Guthrie for the Superbowl halftime… it’s still fuck that league. No Kap.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the public finally learns the full accounting of the damage done in this war, it’ll probably be too late to hold anyone in the Trump administration accountable. But this is insane. And they’re lying to the American people.
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Late summer riot of statice
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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A truer post has never been posted.
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Y'all, I just worked out how to break the fox news curse: make AI clones of fox news chuckle heads saying true things then send it to your insane MAGA relatives. Don't stop. Flood the zone with true-slop
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it doesn't make you a “Lib” to be appalled by what Donald Trump is doing to this country… It actually makes you a patriotic American. Enjoy. 😎✨
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
theseebastards.bandcamp.com/track/caledo...
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Caledonia, by The SeeBastards
track by The SeeBastards
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED,JENNIFER !
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is VERY bad. Congressional investigation immediately. They’re trying to use Palantir to figure out who you voted for. 0% chance this ends well. Stop it ASAP.
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Exclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tactic
The move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices.
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
youtu.be/M4D3IkqChgI?.... More great music from Detroit!
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Willow
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=CiZW.... Great music from Detroit!
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SeeBastards - Style
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For over 20 years, Javeno McLean has run a free gym, the J7 Community Health Centre in Manchester, for people with disabilities, illnesses such as cancer and dementia, and those recovering from strokes. Original post
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The right move would be for any city to bring everything to a standstill when a war criminal visits; does New York or the US in general have enough people with the principles and organizing capacity to do something like that? That's for them to answer and show the world.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yep, sounds like MAGA, all right.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s a good thing Keith Richards isn’t alive to see this.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
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Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.
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Wyldefire @wyldefire.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It would be nice if the media was as interested in Ken Paxton as they are in Graham Platner.
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"We are deploying responsibly
developed Al to liberate humanity from menial labor and usher in an era of unparalleled creativity and abundance."
SAM ALTMAN

"You ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation, and without credit, to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed.
You are not liberating human creativity - you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft training data."
NAOMI KLEIN
@think_and_exist
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Happy "tRUMP Must Pay E. Jean Carroll $5.8 Million Dollars" Tuesday to all those who celebrate justice! 💰 👍 #Sexual-Assaulter-In-Chief
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
James Baldwin articulated a moral truth that speaks directly to this situation: “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
notseanastin 
Scientific rendering of The Strait of Hormuz if the US takes control:
(Green water)
conradleviston 17h
That's where Algae Zeera is located.
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The entire US economy runs on vibes and the whims of a demented Nazi pedophile. lmao
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If a gas station hot dog that was eaten by a crack head & shat out his ass behind a dumpster in the Walmart parking lot was a person
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
. #Kentucky you need to stand up and ask what is Mitch McConnell’s status The Republican Party doesn’t want you to know he’s dead Because they don’t want the governor appointing someone to finish his term. They’re robbing you of representation. .
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Ms. Alex @xelamercedes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And don't forget: we don't have to help Bezos get richer. A lot of products on the Amazon site can be purchased directly from the vendor on their own website.
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Simon Moya-Smith @simonmoyasmith.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You go to that fancy Italian restaurant — and who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. You go to that fancy French restaurant — who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. Latinos grow it, pick it, clean it, cook it, serve it, and do the dishes. We are the backbone. Don’t fuck with us, we’re busy.
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Aletheia S.R. @aletheia225.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Another issue that must be addressed for the people: Teeth are HEALTHCARE and the fact that our system treats dental care as a novelty, or cosmetic, is absolute cruelty. Teeth shouldn't be considered a socioeconomic class issue. It's time to change the system. Graphic 👇🏼, but, necessary.
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Lori @tygergyrl17.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
In reality, y’all loathed Obama because you’re r*cist. We loathe Trump because he’s r*cist. Qasim Rashid
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED HERE,TOO !
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Maggie Wiggin @maggie162.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE
 Page from a book saying:

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING
Choose your Leaders with wisdom and forethought.
To be led by a coward is to be controlled
by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool is to be led
by the opportunists who control the fool.
To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.
To be led by a liar
is to ask to be told lies.
To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fannie Lou Hamer's America Sisterhood
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JeffEgerton @jeffegerton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When you have broken as many laws as FOTUS has and caused as much wanton destruction of the administration, you are an enemy of the state. The military oath, "To support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC."
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hell Yeah Science☄️💥⚡️💯
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Gretchen Carlson: I’m begging Rep. Thomas Massie to go on the House floor asap & read all of the names in the EpsteinFiles - you were a hero for survivors - you believed them & fought for them. Your actions were brave & heroic. Now pls blow the whole thing wide open. Thank you.
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
youtu.be/gUMRihCje34?...
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CrackerPlease @crackerplease18.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It spoke to me, ….. but I don’t understand Aramaic
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Gay Bitterskeets @gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If, hypothetically, someone were trying to organize a people's revolt against a corrupt, sadistic, and omnicidal oligarchy in America, they might want to attend to all the US military trained veterans who are being cut off their benefits and fucked over right now. Hypothetically.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Because it is time. If you support Trump…go fuck yourself. There are NOT “two-sides.”
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Karen Sue Waters @karensuew.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Survivors vs. thoroughly corrupt performative clowns.
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