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Crackedegg

@crackedegg666.bsky.social
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Rooted in #RealMadrid loyalty, thriving on tasteful chaos. Operating at zero intellectual labor; indulging fútbol ⚽️ spirals, reality betrayals, #TheTraitors, #bb28

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CBS Sports Golazo @cbssportsgolazo-m.bsky.social · 5h
Kate really went there with Micah ☠️
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MartinsRealMadrid @martinsreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FT: #RealMadrid 1:0 #Villarreal Dramatic second half that had it all with Vini going from hero to zero, Diomande's first goal, questionable yellow cards, Valverde asking questions about his position, and Jude and Arda with another great performance. Win is a win. Full report out soon. #HalaMadrid
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markstatsbot @markstatsbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Real Madrid 1 : 0 Villarreal ▪ xG: 0.82 - 0.62 ▪ xThreat: 1.16 - 1.01 ▪ Possession: 46.6% - 53.4% ▪ Field Tilt: 51.0% - 49.0% ▪ Def Action Height: 46.7 - 30.4
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MartinsRealMadrid @martinsreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WOW! What a turn of events, this was crazy. From the replay it looked like he did pull his hair in that run... Red card Vini 1:0 #HalaMadrid
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FC One Football @fconefootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
⚽ Goal by Yan Diomande ⚪ Real Madrid 1-0 Villarreal 🟡 ▪️ YAN DIOMANDE OPENS THE SCORING FOR REAL MADRID! #LaLiga #RealMadridVillarrealCF
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So Mou’s plan is to wait until the dying minutes to bring Espi on, even with half an hour left 🤔 #RealMadridVillarreal #RealMadrid
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MartinsRealMadrid @martinsreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HT: #RealMadrid 0:0 #Villarreal Slow first half with a few half chances that lacked the final touch, our classic post international break game. Diomande doing well again on the left, Arda and Jude continue to carry the team. We are more dangerous so far but have to score first. #HalaMadrid
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everyone in 2005 after hearing You’re Beautiful for the ninety millionth time #celebritytraitors
James Acaster saying ‘we’ve got to murder James blunt’
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your new favourite GIF has landed #CelebrityTraitors
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whistleblower and former banker Simon Andriesz, 57, has died by suicide, The Banker reports. Andriesz exposed US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s past links to Jeffrey Epstein.
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first season of #CelebrityTraitors was a treat. If season 1’s ranking and quality are any guide, #TheTraitors S2 should deliver 🤞 Season 2 thread begins here.
The Celebrity Traitors Season 2 cast featuring Richard E. Grant, Bella Ramsey, Maya Jama, Michael Sheen, Myha’la, Sharon Rooney, Rob Beckett, Jerry Hall, James Blunt, Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Miranda Hart, King Kenny, Ross Kemp, Romesh Ranganathan, Julie Hesmondhalgh, Joe Lycett, Joanne McNally, Sebastian Croft, James Acaster, Hannah Fry, and Amol Rajan.
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CBS Sports Golazo @cbssportsgolazo-m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jude Bellingham against Croatia: ⚽️️ 1 goal 🅰️ 3 assists 🎯 8 chances created 🤝 4 big chances created 💨 4 dribbles completed Out of this world 🤯
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CBS Sports Golazo @cbssportsgolazo-m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England have scored 11 goals across this international break... And eight of them have come from LaLiga or Bundesliga players 🔥
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In other words production has me covered 🤭 #bb28
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sheepyboo.bsky.social @sheepyboo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Officially done with all the houseguests for #bb28 ! This series is always a fun way for me to contribute to the community! Maybe I will do it again for bb29, but for now, back to overwatch fanart I go 💃
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Chelsea @bbchelli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yash doesnt think of his vote as a show of loyalty. he was voting for who he thought played the best game. Hope that helps! #bb28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drew said last night that in 10 years or so he’ll play BB with Devens’ son. He’ll be the dad then, evicting the kid as payback for today’s cut 🤭 #bb28
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Batty Wingnewt (Monica) 🦇🎃👻 @vintagewingnut.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
More and more, I’m feeling like Devens is playing to win and I’m really happy to see it #BB28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Devens played dad and nicked all the son’s toys, 75K and AFP gone in a flash 🤭 #bb28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He’s playing better than Dee imo . Happy to see it also.
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BB Lion 🦁 @bblionotev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
salina estitties 😍 #bb28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Melody definitely voted for Devens #bb28
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Chappell (Like The Show) @chappellskickback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TAYLOR SHOULDVE SAID THE DREW VOTE OUT #BB28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drew looks mortified and I’m loving it. Sorry Drew fans, I’ve been waiting for this day 🤭 #bb28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now watch Melody hit Drew with the classic I told you so’ 🤭 #bb28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh-huh #bb28 yess Drew evicted 🤭
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Dolffica @dolffica.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'M DYING #BB28
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BB Lion 🦁 @bblionotev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#bb28 🤭
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hamsterwatch #bb28 @hamsterwatch.com · 02/10/2026
that jury roundtable segment should have been an email
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Glad Taylor snagged the first one because the second HOH was never going to be her lane 🤭 #bb28
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Lisa is Unraveled 💜💜💜 @dawgatthecrib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To the screenshot and clip accounts @bblionotev.bsky.social @bbscreenshots.bsky.social and to @liquid8d.bsky.social for feedsbot, all the hard work you all do for us is much appreciated! 🫶🏻❤️ #bb28
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bbscreenshots #bb28 @bbscreenshots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
drew gives a tearful farewell to the feeds #bb28
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BB Lion 🦁 @bblionotev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
last 9 seconds of feeds for #bb28 devens: anyways, love you guys, hope you have bright things coming your way, thanks for watching..
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oops, Devens may be contemplating cutting Drew. He said his number one alliance is his family #bb28
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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We started with a stolen hairbrush and we ended up here: #BB28
Taylor fixing Drew's hair for finale.
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Carolina. 👸🏾👸🏾 @carolinabbfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Before the season ends, I want to thank all of the people who made sure I didn't leave and when I felt like this place was unsafe for me, you made sure to let me know I was seen and heard. Thanks for the dms and comments and for never expecting me to be the one to reach out. #BB28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In other words production has me covered 🤭 #bb28
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope can’t resist his pizza.
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pogs 🥀 @pogschampion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it would be more powerful to say YES we had these powers/privileges but look what we did with them. look how we were able to form alliances bc of them which got us out of xyz. then highlight moves completely unrelated to their status but okay be defensive thats fine too
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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Devens probably needs to workshop those answers about the advantages the vets had in the game a little more 😬 #BB28
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Big Bro Access @bigbroaccess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The tension is becoming funny because she’s definitely trying to annoy him and it’s working. Little revenge that she doesn’t even realize she needed for how he talks about her game all season.
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Kristina @stinaknits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor knows she's not taking him, he's not taking her and she's not getting his vote over his son, so she has zero incentive to filter herself in front of Devens anymore. #BB28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
today’s gospel continues in verse two, Ms Taylor preaching from the BB house 😏 #bb28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Owww 😋 the holy gospel according to Ms Taylor, live from the BB house #bb28
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Whit @whitless256.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
crying Rome will never not be hilarious to me. I'm so sorry Rome #BB28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wow those Rome tears didn’t last long. I get the DR timing, but the switch was something🤭🤭🤭 #bb28
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Carey 🎃 @thecareywo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Angela really requires help, weird ass behaviour, sorry not sorry #BB28
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Big Bro Access @bigbroaccess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Devens winner edit. #bb28
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Crackedegg @crackedegg666.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Must as well call it The Devens Recap Show #bb28 🥱
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Dolffica @dolffica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dolly, just because.
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