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Crabman732

@crabman732.bsky.social
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Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy. JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle. Let’s hang out, y’all!

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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I still have an hour to post this!!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
RFK jr proving that hiding one’s mistress is a Kennedy tradition.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thank you!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thanks ya! 😅 Good looking out!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thanks for sharing my video, Adam!!
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Pete Zaparti @curmudgejohn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Follow @crabman732.bsky.social
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@netflix.com needs to remake “Nobody Wants This”, but instead of it being a romcom about a rabbi dating a non-Jewish woman, it’s a chilling documentary about data centers. #nobodywantsthis
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Luke Ski - Storyboard Artist @thegreatlukeski.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Luke Ski's Animation & Stuff Podcast - Episode 14: Let's Call Them Flaps - featuring Ross Childs @crabman732.bsky.social with appearances by Tony Goldmark @tonygoldmark.bsky.social & Kalani Mitchell is now up at www.luke.ski/podcast as well as the #ESONetwork, Spotify, and other places! :D #OkayGood
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Franken-Pattern @franken-pattern.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@crabman732.bsky.social is out here, spittin facts...
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TRUMP IS SUNDOWNING
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thank you for sharing!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Those Artemis II astronauts just doing a silent “that’s nice” to DJT followed by a mic check is a good thing for 2026. We need to hold on to what little good we can get.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The drag queen Divine gives Donald Trump a look of disgust
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My favorite part is when the Pats & the Seahawks lined up at the end of the game & said “good game” to each other.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2026
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit...
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
HEY CHICAGO FOLKS!! COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!! It’s a fun time with great music! NO COVER!!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I will never get over how massively Skype dropped the ball in 2020. That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it. #zoommeetings
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Done.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
🐻⬇️
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You got it!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
lol I love how all of a sudden, you lot trust the government. Y’all really need to pick a freakin’ lane.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Yeah, but try explaining that to Republicans. Keep in mind, these are the same people who refused to wear masks in 2020 even after it was made clear to them that it was so other people don’t get sick.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Do you want to get other kids sick? Because this is how you get other kids sick.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Ben
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JohnFosterFic @jfoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Joe @admackbar420.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social Excellent JD Vance content...
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
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Shan McBoeckman @shanobi.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Never mind, @crabman732.bsky.social is on it youtu.be/PYCf5P0XhZM?...
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DA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
HECK YES
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Working on it!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Thank you 😊😊😊
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool… Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Why is it always MS-13 with these people?? I swear, these people think MS-13 has more members than Amazon Prime.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I thought this was an Onion article. It’s not - it’s legit. This is where we are now.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Oh rest assured I’m working on a video for this, but it happened while I’m away from home, so my costume supplies are limited. Also, I needed time for the rage to subside. That whole conversation was an international embarrassment for our country.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
(*door of breakfast café explodes*) “FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2025
DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?” -“Because your mother loves crystals.” “Thanks, Dad.” -“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?” -“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.” “Thanks, dad.” -“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?” -“Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, dad!” -“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Assembled incorrectly
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Punny User Name @punnyusername.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion? It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised. Happily.
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PlsUseYourBrain @useyourbrain.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
True Facts About Mark Zuckerberg Courtesy: @crabman732.bsky.social #FuckZuck
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❌YOU CANNOT FACT-CHECK THIS!❌
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crispyvocab @crispyvocab.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He is absolutely a full on nazi.
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