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Crabman732

@crabman732.bsky.social
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Husband. Actor. Musician. Writer. Comedy…guy. JD Vance impersonator. Airplane enthusiast. Living Potato. Ancient Amulet in human form. Meat Popsicle. Let’s hang out, y’all!

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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I still have an hour to post this!!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
RFK jr proving that hiding one’s mistress is a Kennedy tradition.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thanks for sharing my video, Adam!!
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Pete Zaparti @curmudgejohn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Follow @crabman732.bsky.social
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@netflix.com needs to remake “Nobody Wants This”, but instead of it being a romcom about a rabbi dating a non-Jewish woman, it’s a chilling documentary about data centers. #nobodywantsthis
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Luke Ski - Storyboard Artist @thegreatlukeski.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Luke Ski's Animation & Stuff Podcast - Episode 14: Let's Call Them Flaps - featuring Ross Childs @crabman732.bsky.social with appearances by Tony Goldmark @tonygoldmark.bsky.social & Kalani Mitchell is now up at www.luke.ski/podcast as well as the #ESONetwork, Spotify, and other places! :D #OkayGood
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Franken-Pattern @franken-pattern.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@crabman732.bsky.social is out here, spittin facts...
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TRUMP IS SUNDOWNING
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Those Artemis II astronauts just doing a silent “that’s nice” to DJT followed by a mic check is a good thing for 2026. We need to hold on to what little good we can get.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The drag queen Divine gives Donald Trump a look of disgust
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My favorite part is when the Pats & the Seahawks lined up at the end of the game & said “good game” to each other.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2026
Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
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Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara
WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit...
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
HEY CHICAGO FOLKS!! COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!! It’s a fun time with great music! NO COVER!!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I will never get over how massively Skype dropped the ball in 2020. That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it. #zoommeetings
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
🐻⬇️
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Ben
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JohnFosterFic @jfoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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Joe @admackbar420.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social Excellent JD Vance content...
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today…
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Shan McBoeckman @shanobi.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Never mind, @crabman732.bsky.social is on it youtu.be/PYCf5P0XhZM?...
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DA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!
YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732)
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Well, this is pretty f***ing cool… Patton Oswalt follows me on IG
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG:
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
(*door of breakfast café explodes*) “FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2025
DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?” -“Because your mother loves crystals.” “Thanks, Dad.” -“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.”
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?” -“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.” “Thanks, dad.” -“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!”
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?” -“Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, dad!” -“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.”
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here?
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Punny User Name @punnyusername.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion? It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised. Happily.
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PlsUseYourBrain @useyourbrain.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
True Facts About Mark Zuckerberg Courtesy: @crabman732.bsky.social #FuckZuck
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❌YOU CANNOT FACT-CHECK THIS!❌
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crispyvocab @crispyvocab.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
He is absolutely a full on nazi.
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Toon_Wolf @toonwolf306.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
he's not a sympathizer though. id argue he's a full on 100% nazi at this point.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer. The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
TikTok’s back…and all this was just a political stunt. This feels gross
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s only been a few hours since the ban, but the boomers & bootlickers are already out in FORCE a-boomerin’ and a-bootlickin’.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
And that, as they say, is that. Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi #tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover
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Laura Childs @where4artlaura.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
My family. I love them both so much. @crabman732.bsky.social #catphotos #cowcat
Queenie the cat curled up on the couch next to a drawing of a man with eyeliner and a suit aka crabman732 dressed up as jd Vance
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Got a genuine gem on Threads Meet your new Vice President
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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👀TRUE FACTS ABOUT ELON MUSK👀
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Holy Throwback, Batman! #tiktok #onthisday #vomit
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This is because the BBC still respects journalism. US news stations are just propaganda machines at this point. I mean all of them.
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If the reports of insurance companies mass accepting claims they would otherwise deny are true, even if this is just a temporary reaction on the company’s part, then the shooter has already saved more lives than he took.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Some very useful info from @rahaeli.bsky.social regarding insurance companies denying coverage for treatments or medications they deem “not medically necessary”…
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This CEO’s death has brought this country together in a way I’ve not seen since Pokémon GO first came out. Like this dude got popped, and we *all* just simultaneously went, “Oh word? That’s crazy.” Hell, even the anti-gun violence people were like, “nah fuck that dude.” I’m so proud of all of us!
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving, Blue Sky! I’m thankful that I’m healthy enough to keep up the fight for another 4 years.
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Is it pronounced “data” or “data”?
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Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Everybody gangster until the cinnamon sugar donuts come out
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