Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 01/05/2026RFK jr proving that hiding one’s mistress is a Kennedy tradition. 060
Reposted by Crabman732Pete Zaparti @curmudgejohn.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Follow @crabman732.bsky.social 021
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 14/04/2026@netflix.com needs to remake “Nobody Wants This”, but instead of it being a romcom about a rabbi dating a non-Jewish woman, it’s a chilling documentary about data centers. #nobodywantsthis 042
Reposted by Crabman732Luke Ski - Storyboard Artist @thegreatlukeski.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Luke Ski's Animation & Stuff Podcast - Episode 14: Let's Call Them Flaps - featuring Ross Childs @crabman732.bsky.social with appearances by Tony Goldmark @tonygoldmark.bsky.social & Kalani Mitchell is now up at www.luke.ski/podcast as well as the #ESONetwork, Spotify, and other places! :D #OkayGood 0135
Reposted by Crabman732Franken-Pattern @franken-pattern.bsky.social · 08/04/2026@crabman732.bsky.social is out here, spittin facts...youtu.beTRUMP IS SUNDOWNINGYouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732) 163
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Those Artemis II astronauts just doing a silent “that’s nice” to DJT followed by a mic check is a good thing for 2026. We need to hold on to what little good we can get. 083
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/02/2026My favorite part is when the Pats & the Seahawks lined up at the end of the game & said “good game” to each other. 171
Reposted by Crabman732The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2026Conservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa Clara theonion.comConservatives Outraged Super Bowl Happening In Foreign City Of Santa ClaraWASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over this weekend’s Super Bowl being held in the foreign cit... 231540179
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 30/01/2026HEY CHICAGO FOLKS!! COME SEE ME PLAY AT CARY’S LOUNGE ON DEVON AVE!! It’s a fun time with great music! NO COVER!! 1132
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I will never get over how massively Skype dropped the ball in 2020. That was like their MOMENT, and they completely biffed it. #zoommeetings 040
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Good luck LCSD in their upcoming class action lawsuit!! 1101
Reposted by Crabman732Joe @admackbar420.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Have you ever checked out @crabman732.bsky.social Excellent JD Vance content... 0111
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 23/05/2025New JD VANCE video…he commenced the Navy Graduation today… 1190
Reposted by Crabman732Shan McBoeckman @shanobi.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Never mind, @crabman732.bsky.social is on it youtu.be/PYCf5P0XhZM?...youtu.beDA POPE’S FROM CHICAGO!!!YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732) 071
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Well, this is pretty f***ing cool… Patton Oswalt follows me on IG 2231
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 07/04/2025When you’re an allied soldier in WW2 & you ask for orders 0131
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 09/03/2025New JD Vance video up on TikTok, YouTube, and IG: 3202
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 22/02/2025(*door of breakfast café explodes*) “FISH & WILDLIFE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR POACHING EGGS!” 0152
Reposted by Crabman732The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2025DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by... 180140092803
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025“Dad, why is my sister named Crystal?” -“Because your mother loves crystals.” “Thanks, Dad.” -“No problem, Diarrhea-inducing Hot Wings from Zanies in Nashville.” 1150
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025“Hey dad, why is my sister named Georgia?” -“Because your mother loves the state of Georgia.” “Thanks, dad.” -“No problem, Saving 15% or more By Switching to Geico!” 0111
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?” -“Because your mother loves roses.” “Thanks, dad!” -“No problem, Jalapeño Poppers From That One Specific Chili’s in Cedar Rapids.” 0101
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Oh, you’ve got a “fulfilling and successful career”? Well, I know what a deep fried tennis ball tastes like…so who’s the real winner here? 0110
Reposted by Crabman732Punny User Name @punnyusername.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Oh shit, @crabman732.bsky.social is part of the Onion? It shouldn't come as a surprise, but here I am, surprised. Happily. 171
Reposted by Crabman732PlsUseYourBrain @useyourbrain.bsky.social · 26/01/2025True Facts About Mark Zuckerberg Courtesy: @crabman732.bsky.social #FuckZuckyoutube.com❌YOU CANNOT FACT-CHECK THIS!❌YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732) 1172
Reposted by Crabman732crispyvocab @crispyvocab.bsky.social · 21/01/2025He is absolutely a full on nazi. 1112
Reposted by Crabman732Toon_Wolf @toonwolf306.bsky.social · 21/01/2025he's not a sympathizer though. id argue he's a full on 100% nazi at this point. 081
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 21/01/2025the salute isn't what makes him a Nazi sympathizer...the fact that he routinely supports right-wing leaders, turned Twitter into a cesspool of ACTUAL nazis & white supremacists, and routinely supports eugenics...THAT is what makes him a Nazi sympathizer. The salute is just sesame seeds on the bun. 2529
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 20/01/2025TikTok’s back…and all this was just a political stunt. This feels gross 6421
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 19/01/2025It’s only been a few hours since the ban, but the boomers & bootlickers are already out in FORCE a-boomerin’ and a-bootlickin’. 2332
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 19/01/2025And that, as they say, is that. Thanks for the memories, people. I’m on the other apps, but if you see me out in the real world, don’t hesitate to say hi #tiktok #shutdown #itsnotover 4561
Reposted by Crabman732Laura Childs @where4artlaura.bsky.social · 17/01/2025My family. I love them both so much. @crabman732.bsky.social #catphotos #cowcat 0161
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Got a genuine gem on Threads Meet your new Vice President 2421
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 13/01/2025youtube.com/shorts/kBrIm...youtube.com👀TRUE FACTS ABOUT ELON MUSK👀YouTube video by Ross Childs (Crabman732) 2174
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Holy Throwback, Batman! #tiktok #onthisday #vomit 1100
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 08/12/2024This is because the BBC still respects journalism. US news stations are just propaganda machines at this point. I mean all of them. 1141
Reposted by Crabman732Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 07/12/2024If the reports of insurance companies mass accepting claims they would otherwise deny are true, even if this is just a temporary reaction on the company’s part, then the shooter has already saved more lives than he took. 48916
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Some very useful info from @rahaeli.bsky.social regarding insurance companies denying coverage for treatments or medications they deem “not medically necessary”… 041
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 06/12/2024This CEO’s death has brought this country together in a way I’ve not seen since Pokémon GO first came out. Like this dude got popped, and we *all* just simultaneously went, “Oh word? That’s crazy.” Hell, even the anti-gun violence people were like, “nah fuck that dude.” I’m so proud of all of us! 080
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Happy Thanksgiving, Blue Sky! I’m thankful that I’m healthy enough to keep up the fight for another 4 years. 020
Crabman732 @crabman732.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Everybody gangster until the cinnamon sugar donuts come out 120