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@crabjarboy.bsky.social
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do these have seed oils.
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am withdrawing from my upcoming tour dates with Ed Sheeran
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if every airbnb is “rare find, this place is usually booked” some of them gotta be lying
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Cosmilk @cosmilkmoosic.com · 28/08/2026
My new track "From Ash" with Hollow Mage is out now as a part of Unbeyond Anthology Three! Would love it if you gave it a listen! @unbeyondanthologies.ca soundcloud.com/unbeyond-ant...
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Cosmilk & Hollow Mage - From Ash
“Unbeyond Anthology Three” is OUT NOW on Unbeyond Anthologies! Buy / Stream ↣ https://hypeddit.com/uba075 @cosmilkmoosic @hollowmage ----------------------------------------------------------------
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
me: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LONG BAR ITS BEEN 28 PIECES IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF Tetris Effect song: beautiful skies, in the world tonight, love is all, there is in sight, open your heart, and you will see, believe in yourself, and you will be free
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In the title sequence for "Ocean's Eleven" (2001) they mash the words together, letting you know about the double meaning Ocean's Eleven can also be Ocean Seleven
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
whole squad full of fuckin puppies im a puppy too
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
what country is this and why do all the cute girls come from there
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
in the past two weeks, two M artists, Muse and Madonna, released their “best album in 20 years” which is a patronizingly low bar for both
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Teo 💌 @karn-nitas.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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🌿 @kxdyn.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
yes
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pride month ❌ Christmas in july ✅ youtu.be/iYGTbrYi914?...
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doin
YouTube video by HydroDalek
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
metalcore? no, i’ve never met anyone by the name alcore. thank you for checking out my joke on bluesky.
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the diarrhea fan frank
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 16/05/2026
Young Thung
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Cosmilk @cosmilkmoosic.com · 21/04/2026
Decided to make a flip of my favorite track from last year! My take on Erika de Casier's "You Can't Always Get What You Want" is out now :) soundcloud.com/cosmilkmoosi...
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Erika De Casier - You Can't Always Get What You Want (Cosmilk Flip)
Back with another flip :) I've known about Erika de Casier's music for a while now, but it wasn't until her album last year, Lifetime, that I became a big fan of her and her music. Despite all of the
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
my taxes give CTA an R&D department
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i have seen a horrifying number of people watching tiktok while driving
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Email
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🥤3-1-1🥤 trundle #WeAreJaxsonDart @duponsey.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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🥤3-1-1🥤 trundle #WeAreJaxsonDart @duponsey.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
firing my therapist because its been two months and im still gay
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
we are literally monkeys on a wet rock hurtling through space and you want me to stop ripping delta-8 in front of your one year old niece
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 06/02/2026
watch the old jerry beans cm real quick before you scroll by
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SoftBank Jelly Beans commercial
YouTube video by Ingrid Mejia
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
wait, you guys were reading pitchfork reviews for free?
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
🐻⬇️
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
do you ever just look in the mirror and think “i deserve 50 million dollars”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/11/2025
cocojoey anita velveeta blind equation thotcrime
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
the new york financier?
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
float like a bumblebee sting like a bee
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
when it comes to politics and politicians i call it politricks
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 08/07/2024
Computer… download the latest data
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The photo: The comments you will laugh at:
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Coffee is all around us #universe
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
how embarrassing must it be to get a cool obelisk when you die only for some asshole 4 plots down to erect a slightly bigger one
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howl @twotrickpony.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English! Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!
Go in: Settings > Languages> Content Languages and make it *unset* !
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
post-nasal drip is when you have good fashion sense after your nose falls off
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
okayyy why de freak did tyler cross just punch chris kirk in de penis!?!
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
windmill scene? ah yes, my favorite part of Frankenstein (1931)
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
not commenting on the political ideology (or lack thereof) of the assassin but it is kind of pissing me off to see Bella Ciao more often described as a “groyper anthem” than an anti-fascist song like why do we always capitulate to the co-option of left wing art by the fascists
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
the concept of having a “sweet tooth” is so confusing to me like. are there people out there who just don’t like treats?
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Lucas "The Drgn" Broadwing @lucasthedrgn.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
screenshot from the homestar runner video "labor dabor" where homestar runner and the cheat, as puppets, are standing under a banner saying "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!"
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
everyone else lines up to board the plane and i am patiently waiting in my seat until they actually call my boarding group
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Swedish is such a beautiful language
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
the two genders: sad wet sauna and chill sauna
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Upon arriving in Stockholm i found myself disillusioned by the banal modernity of the city due to my idealized expectations and cultural narratives. Sort of like Paris Syndrome but for Stockholm. I wonder if there’s a name for that…
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
great idea!
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Pink Wasabi @scottiebynature.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Good morning yall~
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jarry @crabjarboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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