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Joel

@cpatchj.bsky.social
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ok fine I'll put normal words here. music · comedy · comics · pro wrestling · sports · food · pop culture · history · stories · animals · trivia · spreadsheets · board games

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Nicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Somehow I signed up to be notified every time Groundhog Day is playing on TV. It's more often than you might think. (Or less if you were expecting every day.)
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Know your rights. These are your rights. 1. Not to be killed (Murder is a crime. Unless it was done by a policeman.) 2. Food money (Providing of course you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation.) 3. Free speech (As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.)
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The Clash - Know Your Rights (Remastered)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
POLL OF THE DAY Is the "Somebody go wake up Green Day" joke on October 1 Still funny or Just annoying ?
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Nicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I have several incomplete jokes and sharing with you to find the gem.
Picture of a mostly empty bookcase that is labled "U.S. Politics" 

The book that is easy to see is titled JFK JR. There are a few others as well. Not all politics.
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Nicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I remember standing next to Mom as she rummaged through our dark wood cabinets to find her tupperware mixing bowl. She'd work flour and cream into a sticky dough she'd then drop by spoonfuls into simmering chicken and vegetable stew. The dough would puff up into soft, shiny steamed dumplings. 1/6
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It's funny when tiny birds run. Hey little guy, you can fly! Did you forget?
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Anyone who is watching the #Tonys and enjoyed that performance from Buena Vista Social Club - I highly recommend listening to the 1996 same-titled album that inspired it. It features legendary Cuban musicians brought together to play traditional Cuban standards, and it's fantastic.
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A bear @asinglebear.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
If you look hard enough, you can find many opportunities to sleep and not do things. I am a bear.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Welcome sign Gay, MI
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Time to turn your calendar page!
June 2025 calendar page two goats with a pride flag and one with a pride crown on her head
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Today I watched the 1954 sci-fi classic movie Them! about giant radiation-mutated ants. The ant scientist that advises the government is played by Kris Kringle from Miracle on 34th Street. I love that.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I just scrolled through my entire Bluesky and read all my posts and I'm shocked that I barely get any engagement. I'm interesting and hilarious.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I want to ban whole body deodorant commercials.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
He's alive! He's in 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑂𝑙𝑑 𝑊𝑒𝑠𝑡, but he's alive!
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Nicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
So often we get told that being a parent is what invests you into the future of the world, but over and over so many people have committed to making the world better and better for generations to come even though they had no children of their own. Dr. Fischer cared.
Museum plaque describing life and work of Luther Fischer 1873-1953. He was committed to caring for poor patients and feeding them well.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Pope Pumpkin Bread IV.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
While working on my family tree this morning, I came upon a great-great-great uncle whose name was on a registry for headstones provided by the government for deceased Union Civil War Veterans. I looked at the document, and it indicated his unit as "Tennessee Infantry". 1/4
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The name of my new band is black smoke no pope
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
DeLorean time machine car from the movie Back to the Future
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
90s alternative rock is all about rhyming bath, ass, and vase
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Who decided that there should be two entirely different extinct furry elephants with names that start with m
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
All these years, I've thought I was one of those theoretical people who have immunity. But now I know I don't because I just tested positive for covid for the first time. I'm so sad that I'm not special. :(
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I spread like strawberries I climb like peas and beans
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Heavy Balloon
Fiona Apple · Fetch The Bolt Cutters · Song · 2020
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My sweet Fancy. We loved you so much. See you in the next life.
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A bear @asinglebear.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You are always allowed to yell. Nobody can stop you. I am a bear.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20/02/2025
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You ever think about how with shirts, your body goes into one hole and then comes back out of three
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Nicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
When I was a young kid I liked to read the "family medical guide" amd learned that sometimes people are born with characteristics of different genders on the same body. "God made them wonferful" my devout young brain quickly concluded. 1/3
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
That MRI was awful enough, but how you gonna put Whitney Houston on the playlist when I can't dance or belt it out?!
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Y'all this catfish restaurant provides a complimentary bowl of coleslaw and a basket of hushpuppies at the beginning of the meal. I LOVE slaw. I had like four helpings. This is the dream. All dinner tables should come with community slaw. 🍽️
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Nicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just need to get through ths unprecedented time and then things will calm down.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I love that a Wikipedia editor added subtitles to the audio file of a howler monkey's call
HRHRRRRRHRHHAAAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hey @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social, we haven't bought these in a while, let's get some.
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A bear @asinglebear.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I am not sure where to be?
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Everybody just needs to CHILL!!!!! Everyone is being TOO RIDICULOUS!!! I want PEACE and POSITIVITY!!!
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Mulholland Dr. changed everything I knew about art when I was 15. Rest well, David.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Explain your username: Cabbage Patch Joel. Cabbage Patch was my nickname in college. A friend said my toes resemble those of a cabbage patch doll. She insisted that this is what she would call me, and that she would make sure it caught on with everyone. It did.
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Nicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Been in the mood to write lately. I have no idea how substack even really works yet or how often I'll do this. But here this is. open.substack.com/pub/jnicolep...
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Inbox | Substack
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Today GSN started airing @kenjennings.bsky.social's run on Jeopardy & as someone who just started religiously watching in the past few years, this is super exciting. Initial thoughts: Holy cow Alex was fast, starting reading the answers before contestants finish reading the category...but Ken 1/2
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Oh my god. One of my all-time favorite bands. Pleeeeeease come play in Atlanta while you're at it.
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later
a mock up of a vintage style movie poster, with a bright yellow background featuring red, white, and black elements. the title reads "Please Margaret NO" and shows a well groomed man in a suit looking terrified, as a woman with curled hair and red lipstick holds her mouth open in a broad smile. the text below reads "he was a man with the world's largest collection of live butterflies and she wanted to eat them all". a motif of black and white butterfly silhouettes floats along the top of the poster.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My thoughts on new years dickin rockin eve since I turned it on a few mins ago who is this old guy named harry & why is he rapping I changed the channel to CNN during commercial, why does sting sound like he's asleep while he's singing; is this nye for old people why does teddy swim when is tlc
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 29/12/2024
my Jimmy Carter fun fact was that he was such a big wrestling fan that he invited Mr. Wrestling II to his inauguration, but Mr Wrestling II declined because he had to reveal his identity to the secret service slamwrestling.net/index.php/20...
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'Mr. Wrestling II' Johnny Walker dies - Slam Wrestling
For 20 years Slam Wrestling has been the leader in sports entertainment, wrestling news.
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rucker @ruckermxnley.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Jimmy Carter always made me proud to be a Georgian. Proud to know one of our most peace-focused, progressive, generous presidents was a good Southern fella
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Smiling peanut Plains, GA
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas!!! ❤️💚
Me holding two candy canes together in the shape of a heart
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Now listening: "Polka Polka Polka" by Gus Polanski and the Kenosha Kickers
The Kenosha Kickers
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Laurie is a manic pixie dream boy
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I will never understand why Amy seems to be the universal least-favorite little woman. She is absolutely my favorite.
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Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
DONDER?!
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