Reposted by JoelNicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Somehow I signed up to be notified every time Groundhog Day is playing on TV. It's more often than you might think. (Or less if you were expecting every day.) 181
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Know your rights. These are your rights. 1. Not to be killed (Murder is a crime. Unless it was done by a policeman.) 2. Food money (Providing of course you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation.) 3. Free speech (As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.)youtube.comThe Clash - Know Your Rights (Remastered)YouTube video by theclashVEVO 040
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 01/10/2025POLL OF THE DAY Is the "Somebody go wake up Green Day" joke on October 1 Still funny or Just annoying ? 211
Reposted by JoelNicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I have several incomplete jokes and sharing with you to find the gem. 061
Reposted by JoelNicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I remember standing next to Mom as she rummaged through our dark wood cabinets to find her tupperware mixing bowl. She'd work flour and cream into a sticky dough she'd then drop by spoonfuls into simmering chicken and vegetable stew. The dough would puff up into soft, shiny steamed dumplings. 1/6 141
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 24/07/2025It's funny when tiny birds run. Hey little guy, you can fly! Did you forget? 051
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Anyone who is watching the #Tonys and enjoyed that performance from Buena Vista Social Club - I highly recommend listening to the 1996 same-titled album that inspired it. It features legendary Cuban musicians brought together to play traditional Cuban standards, and it's fantastic. 0122
Reposted by JoelA bear @asinglebear.bsky.social · 05/06/2025If you look hard enough, you can find many opportunities to sleep and not do things. I am a bear. 18927
Reposted by JoelRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Welcome sign Gay, MI 272668937
Reposted by JoelBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Time to turn your calendar page! 432233
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Today I watched the 1954 sci-fi classic movie Them! about giant radiation-mutated ants. The ant scientist that advises the government is played by Kris Kringle from Miracle on 34th Street. I love that. 110
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I just scrolled through my entire Bluesky and read all my posts and I'm shocked that I barely get any engagement. I'm interesting and hilarious. 120
Reposted by JoelNicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 18/05/2025So often we get told that being a parent is what invests you into the future of the world, but over and over so many people have committed to making the world better and better for generations to come even though they had no children of their own. Dr. Fischer cared. 091
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 08/05/2025While working on my family tree this morning, I came upon a great-great-great uncle whose name was on a registry for headstones provided by the government for deceased Union Civil War Veterans. I looked at the document, and it indicated his unit as "Tennessee Infantry". 1/4 131
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 17/04/202590s alternative rock is all about rhyming bath, ass, and vase 010
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Who decided that there should be two entirely different extinct furry elephants with names that start with m 021
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 15/03/2025All these years, I've thought I was one of those theoretical people who have immunity. But now I know I don't because I just tested positive for covid for the first time. I'm so sad that I'm not special. :( 140
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I spread like strawberries I climb like peas and beansopen.spotify.comHeavy BalloonFiona Apple · Fetch The Bolt Cutters · Song · 2020 000
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 05/03/2025My sweet Fancy. We loved you so much. See you in the next life. 051
Reposted by JoelA bear @asinglebear.bsky.social · 24/02/2025You are always allowed to yell. Nobody can stop you. I am a bear. 111216
Reposted by JoelNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20/02/2025It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side 349771110
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 22/02/2025You ever think about how with shirts, your body goes into one hole and then comes back out of three 4304
Reposted by JoelNicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 19/02/2025When I was a young kid I liked to read the "family medical guide" amd learned that sometimes people are born with characteristics of different genders on the same body. "God made them wonferful" my devout young brain quickly concluded. 1/3 141
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025That MRI was awful enough, but how you gonna put Whitney Houston on the playlist when I can't dance or belt it out?! 041
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Y'all this catfish restaurant provides a complimentary bowl of coleslaw and a basket of hushpuppies at the beginning of the meal. I LOVE slaw. I had like four helpings. This is the dream. All dinner tables should come with community slaw. 🍽️ 030
Reposted by JoelNicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I just need to get through ths unprecedented time and then things will calm down. 0183
Reposted by Joeldepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I love that a Wikipedia editor added subtitles to the audio file of a howler monkey's call 51086174
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Hey @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social, we haven't bought these in a while, let's get some. 040
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Everybody just needs to CHILL!!!!! Everyone is being TOO RIDICULOUS!!! I want PEACE and POSITIVITY!!! 020
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Mulholland Dr. changed everything I knew about art when I was 15. Rest well, David. 000
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Explain your username: Cabbage Patch Joel. Cabbage Patch was my nickname in college. A friend said my toes resemble those of a cabbage patch doll. She insisted that this is what she would call me, and that she would make sure it caught on with everyone. It did. 120
Reposted by JoelNicole @nicoleintheforest.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Been in the mood to write lately. I have no idea how substack even really works yet or how often I'll do this. But here this is. open.substack.com/pub/jnicolep...open.substack.comInbox | Substack 282
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Today GSN started airing @kenjennings.bsky.social's run on Jeopardy & as someone who just started religiously watching in the past few years, this is super exciting. Initial thoughts: Holy cow Alex was fast, starting reading the answers before contestants finish reading the category...but Ken 1/2 110
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Oh my god. One of my all-time favorite bands. Pleeeeeease come play in Atlanta while you're at it. 010
Reposted by JoelsephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later 9159422067
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 01/01/2025My thoughts on new years dickin rockin eve since I turned it on a few mins ago who is this old guy named harry & why is he rapping I changed the channel to CNN during commercial, why does sting sound like he's asleep while he's singing; is this nye for old people why does teddy swim when is tlc 130
Reposted by JoelHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 29/12/2024my Jimmy Carter fun fact was that he was such a big wrestling fan that he invited Mr. Wrestling II to his inauguration, but Mr Wrestling II declined because he had to reveal his identity to the secret service slamwrestling.net/index.php/20...slamwrestling.net'Mr. Wrestling II' Johnny Walker dies - Slam WrestlingFor 20 years Slam Wrestling has been the leader in sports entertainment, wrestling news. 410139
Reposted by Joelrucker @ruckermxnley.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Jimmy Carter always made me proud to be a Georgian. Proud to know one of our most peace-focused, progressive, generous presidents was a good Southern fella 051
Reposted by JoelRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Smiling peanut Plains, GA 211687428
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Now listening: "Polka Polka Polka" by Gus Polanski and the Kenosha Kickers 020
Joel @cpatchj.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I will never understand why Amy seems to be the universal least-favorite little woman. She is absolutely my favorite. 130