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Cow @cow.tips · 16h
The advance polling place in my new ward exits out onto a major park. and the sun is out. Don't think I'll be getting back to work on time
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Cow @cow.tips · 04/09/2026
Raving about Omnikrom and Loco Locass to my girlfriend on this Montreal-bound train. Welcome to Cow World
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Clover 🍀 🐮 @moomooclover.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just a suggestion
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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Cow @cow.tips · 27/07/2026
we saw a 70mm showing of Project Hail Mary today at the Revue and yooo that's a good movie. I love that we have the Revue in the neighbourhood omg.
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Spirit of the Spooptober Revolution @stoatie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
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six @fourtwo-ohsix.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” I had a Livejournal
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Digital illustration of a small, disorganized phalanx of raccoons, different ages, sizes poses, but all gathered together in a throng of unknowable intent that extends into shrouding darkness in the distance. Every raccoon’s eyes are glowing and many are seen only as a pair of glowing eyes in the black. In the center of the frame is a large block of plain, white sans serif lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Cow @cow.tips · 29/06/2026
Hello from Bellwoods, where this squirrel and I are having an open, honest discussion about our philosophical agreement over who gets to eat my cookie
a grey squirrel surprisingly close, looking at the camera
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Cow @cow.tips · 27/06/2026
hello from Toronto Pride
a handmade sign that reads We're all OVERSTIMULATED and trying our BEST!
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Cow @cow.tips · 26/06/2026
My partner and I did a leatherworking workshop in Hamilton! It was super fun. They cut the leather, but we put it together, did the hole punching and stitching, polished the edges and sanded them, rounded the corners, everything. It was super fun!
Our finished card wallets with the thingie that rounds edges and a piece of bone to clean out the excess glueThe hammer, chisel, and poly block for punching holes in leatherA table with multiple poly blocks and mallets set up for usA wooden stitching horse! The foot petal opens it so it can grip your work as you go.
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Cow @cow.tips · 26/06/2026
Hello from inside the barricades! I have to admit, I expected this month to be a Problem, but it's actually been super fun. I have so many stories of little interactions with people from all over the world. I'm glad I'm here. It's even been fine for daily living, sleeping at night, etc.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Reflection
Cutout of a dog looking into his reflection at a crayon puppy with the caption; "Despite everything it's still you"
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Cow @cow.tips · 03/06/2026
Also please enjoy some recent birds (geese in Lake Ontario, a pigeon work crew in Bellwoods, sparrows also in Bellwoods, and goslings in London, ON)
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Cow @cow.tips · 03/06/2026
letting this one escape containment from my game/art account because it's pride month and there are bigots to override
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Cow @cow.tips · 02/06/2026
I was 25 years ahead of the times. :3
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a clear neo geo pocket color 🏳️‍⚧️💽️ @vectortrap.org · 27/04/2026
you should point at the moon and shout PEOPLE HAVE RECENTLY BEEN THERE
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Nicki Doyle (she/her) @nickidoyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I was just blessed to be next to my mother when she saw her first cyber truck in the wild. My love of obscenities was an inheritance.
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Cow @cow.tips · 25/03/2026
@nickidoyle.bsky.social it's now been long enough I can't find your original post to reply to, but: my hold finally came in
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Cow @cow.tips · 20/03/2026
what dating me is like
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Cow @cow.tips · 13/03/2026
Sticker by Caila Warren, sold at Mooncraft Market, Hamilton, ON ...I needed it :3
A witch in a hooded robe with glowing eyes and deer horns holds a skull. The text says, God forbid a girl have hobbies
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Cow @cow.tips · 05/03/2026
the crew at my in-game "job" have all been encouraging each other to get outside and try new things as the weather starts to turn. I mentioned my girlfriend's interest in birding (now our interest) and one of my "co-workers" introduced me to Merlin, a Cornell University app that is SO COOL
a house sparrow! in a bushan app screenshot from Merlin recording bird call and identifying it as a house sparrowa screenshot from the Merlin app about the house sparrow
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롸구나 @garbagepaper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
ff6
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Cow @cow.tips · 02/03/2026
thanks to the "monster romance" shelf @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social I am now considering the very important question: how would a minotaur ice skate? also maybe someone reading over my shoulder at the diner learned more about minotaur tongue during sex than they wanted. rip
the cover of Mantras and Minotaurs by Ashley Bennett, on a wood table
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jil @ pixel remaster good @alabeangan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I like the new bird
a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"
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Cow @cow.tips · 25/02/2026
I regret to inform you she is encouraging me to become one of Those People
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Cow @cow.tips · 22/02/2026
walking around a residential Hamilton neighbourhood listening to Good Charlotte on a snowy gray day, and wow this city really speaks to my inner punk/gothling
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ok had to draw this too
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Cow @cow.tips · 17/02/2026
The lake has once again exited the lake and come on-shore
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Cow @cow.tips · 16/02/2026
- i got her to try ice skating - as valentine's weekend goes, having someone put both hands on your shoulders and their weight on you as they figure out standing on ice? p r e t t y g o o d - we're at the diner in parkdale after, and we both like david bowie it turns out - chat, we might be cooked
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Cow @cow.tips · 15/02/2026
Extremely frozen, snow-covered Credit River, from the Lakeshore West train.
The Credit River in Mississauga, Ontario, frozen and covered in snow
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Cow @cow.tips · 08/02/2026
as a certified Bellwoods Fae, i know the place is magic because i can still feel the love and energy in fucking -30 (what the hell)
park paths and trees and lights at duskthe CN Tower in the distance with snow in foreground at dusk
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Cow @cow.tips · 31/01/2026
living that "go train relationship" life
a train platform with the downtown Toronto skyline in the distance and an approaching train in the foreground
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Cow @cow.tips · 29/01/2026
It sounds silly but getting back into the scene has been very good for me? I've written thousands and thousands of words, most of them improv/on the fly, and am so back into creating writing in a way I haven't been since my 20s. And having so much fun doing it. :3
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Cow @cow.tips · 26/01/2026
idk it often feels like everything's falling apart in a way we can't come back from and maybe the only thing you can do is fall hard for someone and fight the entropy of the universe a tiny bit by building something together Radiate love so bright it can be seen through a generational snowstorm
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Cow @cow.tips · 08/01/2026
gotta be honest, it's a little weird that southern Ontario gets chinooks now, but I am neither complaining nor asking questions, I'm just walking around in not-a-down-coat for the first time since October
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Moebius Stripper @moebiusstripper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE is a multigenerational mystery set in rural Canada, and it is now available for purchase as an ebook from Amazon (amazon.ca/dp/B0GCYD6Q77) & Kobo (kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...). I'll also be releasing a chapter a week for free on Inkitt (inkitt.com/stories/1625...).
amazon.ca
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE eBook : Fine, Brenda: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 26/12/2025
getting this notification whenever you login
An old newspaper ad “Meet our Computer Clown!”
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I NEED - dashare.zone ADMIN
MORE THOGHT'S AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne
SUSCRIBE TO ME FOR MORE,,,,
"WHY HAVENT THEY AMDE A NEW ANIMAL CROSSING YET I NEED ITEMS I NEED THE APPROVAL OF EAGLES WHO TALK "
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Cow @cow.tips · 28/12/2025
a little night skating. I love how it easy it is to make this place picturesque :3
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Cow @cow.tips · 25/12/2025
Both my accounts broke for a couple of days and were "invalid handle". idk. I'd do the process again and it'd say "yup all's good" but it was still broken, then it fixed itself Anyway I drew this last night for the art crew I've been hanging out with but also for everyone, murr crimmus <3
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Cow @cow.tips · 21/12/2025
the most Toronto thing is watching immigrant parents struggle to stay on their feet on the ice while their Canadian-born children skate circles around them and say things like "c'mon Papa, this is -easy-, let's go faster"
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Cow @cow.tips · 20/12/2025
While I'm recognizing growth through practice and doing the work... I'm mostly posting these over at @gremlin.fashion, but it's been about a month of daily drawing (1-2 hours a day most days) and I'm shocked at how far I've come.
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Cow @cow.tips · 20/12/2025
The skate trail is OPEN for the season. I... might have been down there, skates on, waiting for the gates to open :3 They let me in a little early and I was the first to complete a lap this season. We're So Back
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Inky 𓃥 @inkyblackfire.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A meme of a cow by the sea with a caption "I can't go the rest of my life asking if it's AI or not"
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Cow @cow.tips · 09/12/2025
today @aslikeanarnian.bsky.social compared my nascent art style to early kate fuckin beaton and i'll just live on cloud 9 forever thanks also an octogenarian told me today that i'm "the bomb"
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