Reposted by Dylan MurphyU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16h#Recall: Gazelle USA Recalls Urban Arrow Cargo Electric Bikes; The front bolt in the seat post clamping mechanism can break, causing the seat to become loose, posing a fall hazard. Get repair. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027... 9196121
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 30/09/2026"These hummingbirds are too graceful. I need them goofier." "How about if it's soaked by the rain?" "Not good enough. SILLIER." "Drenched and directly facing the camera?" "That'll do." #birds 040
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/09/2026One of these days the Ravens will show up to play on the first drive instead of the third or fourth. I'm sure of it 000
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/08/2026Is it me or is the disc horse becoming more and more tethered to reality (as the world gets less so, I suppose) 050
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/08/2026There are many photos of the moon just like this one, but this one is mine 050
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/08/2026Defying the extreme heat warning for gravel and flowers 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 21/08/2026Is there any reason to believe the nightmare burrito poster is a real ad in the real world and not a fake ad created to riff on the AI poster backlash? 000
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 19/08/2026Strongly agree. I also like to drop a can of smoked oysters/mussels or mackerel fillets in for bonus protein, and, if I'm feeling like something spicy, a small dollop of the Calabrian chili paste from Trader Joe's (their jarred harissa is very serviceable here too). No additional prep, still cheap. 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 18/08/2026Who is the Orioles announcer who always says Junior Caminero's name like "Camiñero" and is anyone going to tell him 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm the driver of a hatchback in the Catalina Foothills who didn't look for oncoming bikes at a stop sign. Or, I'm the driver of an SUV making a right on red a block from my home, who looked for oncoming cars but not pedestrians in the crosswalk. 071
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 09/08/2026A few from me, in no real order: Lauren Groff, The Vaster Wilds Solvej Balle, On the Calculation of Volume G. Willow Wilson, The Bird King Susanna Clarke, Piranesi Yoko Ogawa, The Memory Police Olga Ravn, The Employees 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 09/08/2026I drink plenty of coffee, but I've never had an "energy drink" a la Red Bull, Monster, Celsius, etc. 020
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 04/08/2026You know it's been a long deadline season when the dingerbot breaks and you recognize the MLBAMIDs on sight anyway 010
Reposted by Dylan MurphyGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest? 71580382
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/07/2026I won a six-pack of beer off my grad school classmate in a bet over whether I could run a mile backwards in nine minutes. 150
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/07/2026If the answer isn't the Seattle to Portland Bicycle Classic then I'm unsubscribing 110
Reposted by Dylan Murphykim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals 1520129577
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 16/07/2026Someone needs to recreate the old "Millennials to Snake People" browser extension but make it "Testosterone to Precious Bodily Fluids" 030
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 07/07/2026Nobody's allowed to score again, Andres Cantor has fully lost his voice 030
Reposted by Dylan MurphyPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 04/07/2026[person who has never seen soccer before] “oh no is that guy hurt?” 371927157
Reposted by Dylan Murphy🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I hope vozinha never has to pay for a drink for the rest of his life 434746
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 28/06/2026Went out looking for birds, found some honorary birds instead 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/06/2026Years ago I did some internet digging to try to look up the maker's marks on the assorted cast iron skillets I had accumulated from thrift stores, and I'm pretty sure one of them is from the 1930s. 071
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 25/06/2026Ooh a new Connections-like (also if you haven't heard Green's interview with the author of NYT Connections on his podcast a couple weeks ago, it's a fun listen) 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 19/06/2026Aww yeah, love to be an unknown or ambiguous identity There were of course like 10 more specific cards too, of course, at least one of which contained a factual error ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. All of us Dylans Murphy just blend together, can't tell us apart at all 100
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 18/06/2026How have I lived so long without knowing the Colombian football team are called Los Cafeteros?? 000
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 31/05/2026It happened to me and it can happen to you! I do not want to admit how much lint I pulled out of my phone's charging port a couple of months ago 020
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 03/05/2026For the trivia question, @neilsolondz.bsky.social: based on Morgan Freeman, maybe Shawshank Redemption? Can't remember what year it came out 000
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 30/04/2026One segment of car culture I will never understand is when people get vanity plates that are just a literal description of the car. I biked past a Land Rover Discovery today. The license plate read LRDISC. Someone paid real American dollars for that! 130