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Dylan Murphy

@cotangent.space
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Transplant to the Sonoran desert. Perpetually underbiked. he/they. Resident Stan whisperer for the Tampa Bay Rays. Formerly: U of A Mathematics and iSchool.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23h
#Recall: Gazelle USA Recalls Urban Arrow Cargo Electric Bikes; The front bolt in the seat post clamping mechanism can break, causing the seat to become loose, posing a fall hazard. Get repair. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027...
Recalled electric bikes.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 30/09/2026
saw a variation of this one while watching the white sox today www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXF_...
youtube.com
Crimes
YouTube video by Katie Hobbs
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 30/09/2026
"These hummingbirds are too graceful. I need them goofier." "How about if it's soaked by the rain?" "Not good enough. SILLIER." "Drenched and directly facing the camera?" "That'll do." #birds
A male broad-billed hummingbird perching at a feeder. The bird is facing the camera with its beak pointed straight at the camera, and its feathers are damp and ruffled
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/09/2026
One of these days the Ravens will show up to play on the first drive instead of the third or fourth. I'm sure of it
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 25/09/2026
"sorry, not a good fit -- our codebase is built on object-oriented alcoholism"
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 20/09/2026
h e r o n 🪶
A green heron standing with its head up high facing to the left, wading in shallow water covered with some kind of leafy aquatic plant
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 15/09/2026
Good morning! 🪶
A cormorant standing on a rock surrounded by water with its wings spread. There's also a seagull swooping into the frame in the lower right.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 15/09/2026
Make a band deadly: Death Cap for Cutie
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 12/09/2026
h e r o n 🪶
A great blue heron standing in the shallows at the bank of a river, facing out onto the river
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 12/09/2026
かに
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Snack Sabbath
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 11/09/2026
\newcommand{\eps}{\varepsilon} is perpetually in my preambles for this reason
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 09/09/2026
Shit, looks like they've mechanized my job
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 02/09/2026
focused on target
A ragdoll cat sitting inside a cat tunnel with his face just extending out, staring at a poofy ball toy
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 31/08/2026
Shockingly, I think it's nice that I can unlock my car, get in, and start it without having to take my key out of my pocket
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 31/08/2026
Today's workout setup: clown face
A pair of wooden gymnastics rings hanging from a pull up bar in an outdoor gym. A red elastic band hangs between the rings, making the rings look like eyes and the band like a droopy cartoon nose.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 28/08/2026
I'm sure my car insurance company would be chill with it if I got into an accident 2% of the times I drove anywhere
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 28/08/2026
For me I think it's this painted grasshopper I saw in the Chiricahuas a couple of years back (and may have posted for InverteFest then, I'm not sure)
A colorful grasshopper, with stripes and patches of red, green, blue l, and yellow all over its body, perching on a small stick on the ground.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/08/2026
Is it me or is the disc horse becoming more and more tethered to reality (as the world gets less so, I suppose)
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/08/2026
There are many photos of the moon just like this one, but this one is mine
The moon. That's it
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/08/2026
Defying the extreme heat warning for gravel and flowers
A gray touring-style bicycle standing on the side of a trail through the desert, with an assortment of cacti and shrubs in the background, under a blue sky with scattered clouds.Close up of a cream colored, cup shaped flower with a pale orange center (I think it's a Coulter's hibiscus)
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/08/2026
Very much so. Especially things, concepts, events, and activities
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/08/2026
Needless to say I like First Aid Kit's originals, but their covers are also so good, both in selection and execution. Their Leonard Cohen tribute concert is worth a listen
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 21/08/2026
Is there any reason to believe the nightmare burrito poster is a real ad in the real world and not a fake ad created to riff on the AI poster backlash?
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 19/08/2026
Strongly agree. I also like to drop a can of smoked oysters/mussels or mackerel fillets in for bonus protein, and, if I'm feeling like something spicy, a small dollop of the Calabrian chili paste from Trader Joe's (their jarred harissa is very serviceable here too). No additional prep, still cheap.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 18/08/2026
Here! www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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Why I Quit the Tenure Track
The insufferable hypocrisy of elite academia
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 18/08/2026
Who is the Orioles announcer who always says Junior Caminero's name like "Camiñero" and is anyone going to tell him
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 18/08/2026
Censored data
Still of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation with a black censor bar over his eyes
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 15/08/2026
Somehow I didn't know that; but, it makes this sign I saw at a pet grooming salon in Boston even funnier than I realized
Photo of an awning at a pet grooming salon. There is a design depicting a tile mosaic of a dog on a leash, and below the mosaic the text LAVE CANEM ("wash the dog")
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm the driver of a hatchback in the Catalina Foothills who didn't look for oncoming bikes at a stop sign. Or, I'm the driver of an SUV making a right on red a block from my home, who looked for oncoming cars but not pedestrians in the crosswalk.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 11/08/2026
I did not know that! Delightful
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 11/08/2026
My last true impulse buy was this fish shaped corkscrew that called to me from the REI checkout line
A corkscrew shaped like a fish
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 09/08/2026
A few from me, in no real order: Lauren Groff, The Vaster Wilds Solvej Balle, On the Calculation of Volume G. Willow Wilson, The Bird King Susanna Clarke, Piranesi Yoko Ogawa, The Memory Police Olga Ravn, The Employees
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 09/08/2026
I drink plenty of coffee, but I've never had an "energy drink" a la Red Bull, Monster, Celsius, etc.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 04/08/2026
Hiding your notes inside your own head where nobody can see you checking them
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 04/08/2026
You know it's been a long deadline season when the dingerbot breaks and you recognize the MLBAMIDs on sight anyway
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 30/07/2026
I think it's got to be the Hobbit
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/07/2026
That's kind of his deal
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/07/2026
What makes this an even better accomplishment is that my classmate originally proposed the bet at eight minutes and I said "hell no, give me nine" and gave myself exactly the time I needed without realizing it, since I finished in 8:32
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/07/2026
I won a six-pack of beer off my grad school classmate in a bet over whether I could run a mile backwards in nine minutes.
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/07/2026
Well, fair
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/07/2026
If the answer isn't the Seattle to Portland Bicycle Classic then I'm unsubscribing
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 16/07/2026
J.T. Asparagus
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 16/07/2026
Someone needs to recreate the old "Millennials to Snake People" browser extension but make it "Testosterone to Precious Bodily Fluids"
Screenshot of a Guardian headline:

Pete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiency

US defense secretary unveils plan that will work to ensure service members have the 'right testosterone levels'
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 11/07/2026
Wow what a shot
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 07/07/2026
Nobody's allowed to score again, Andres Cantor has fully lost his voice
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 07/07/2026
Can't deny that one!
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Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 07/07/2026
really we need all kinds of solutions to address the herring crisis
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