Reposted by Dylan MurphyU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23h#Recall: Gazelle USA Recalls Urban Arrow Cargo Electric Bikes; The front bolt in the seat post clamping mechanism can break, causing the seat to become loose, posing a fall hazard. Get repair. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2027... 9199124
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 30/09/2026saw a variation of this one while watching the white sox today www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXF_...youtube.comCrimesYouTube video by Katie Hobbs 1132
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 30/09/2026"These hummingbirds are too graceful. I need them goofier." "How about if it's soaked by the rain?" "Not good enough. SILLIER." "Drenched and directly facing the camera?" "That'll do." #birds 040
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/09/2026One of these days the Ravens will show up to play on the first drive instead of the third or fourth. I'm sure of it 000
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 25/09/2026"sorry, not a good fit -- our codebase is built on object-oriented alcoholism" 130
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 11/09/2026\newcommand{\eps}{\varepsilon} is perpetually in my preambles for this reason 041
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 31/08/2026Shockingly, I think it's nice that I can unlock my car, get in, and start it without having to take my key out of my pocket 020
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 28/08/2026I'm sure my car insurance company would be chill with it if I got into an accident 2% of the times I drove anywhere 030
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 28/08/2026For me I think it's this painted grasshopper I saw in the Chiricahuas a couple of years back (and may have posted for InverteFest then, I'm not sure) 2141
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/08/2026Is it me or is the disc horse becoming more and more tethered to reality (as the world gets less so, I suppose) 050
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 27/08/2026There are many photos of the moon just like this one, but this one is mine 050
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/08/2026Defying the extreme heat warning for gravel and flowers 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/08/2026Very much so. Especially things, concepts, events, and activities 020
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/08/2026Needless to say I like First Aid Kit's originals, but their covers are also so good, both in selection and execution. Their Leonard Cohen tribute concert is worth a listen 000
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 21/08/2026Is there any reason to believe the nightmare burrito poster is a real ad in the real world and not a fake ad created to riff on the AI poster backlash? 000
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 19/08/2026Strongly agree. I also like to drop a can of smoked oysters/mussels or mackerel fillets in for bonus protein, and, if I'm feeling like something spicy, a small dollop of the Calabrian chili paste from Trader Joe's (their jarred harissa is very serviceable here too). No additional prep, still cheap. 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 18/08/2026Here! www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...theatlantic.comWhy I Quit the Tenure TrackThe insufferable hypocrisy of elite academia 120
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 18/08/2026Who is the Orioles announcer who always says Junior Caminero's name like "Camiñero" and is anyone going to tell him 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 15/08/2026Somehow I didn't know that; but, it makes this sign I saw at a pet grooming salon in Boston even funnier than I realized 2100
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm the driver of a hatchback in the Catalina Foothills who didn't look for oncoming bikes at a stop sign. Or, I'm the driver of an SUV making a right on red a block from my home, who looked for oncoming cars but not pedestrians in the crosswalk. 071
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 11/08/2026My last true impulse buy was this fish shaped corkscrew that called to me from the REI checkout line 5884
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 09/08/2026A few from me, in no real order: Lauren Groff, The Vaster Wilds Solvej Balle, On the Calculation of Volume G. Willow Wilson, The Bird King Susanna Clarke, Piranesi Yoko Ogawa, The Memory Police Olga Ravn, The Employees 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 09/08/2026I drink plenty of coffee, but I've never had an "energy drink" a la Red Bull, Monster, Celsius, etc. 020
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 04/08/2026Hiding your notes inside your own head where nobody can see you checking them 081
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 04/08/2026You know it's been a long deadline season when the dingerbot breaks and you recognize the MLBAMIDs on sight anyway 010
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/07/2026What makes this an even better accomplishment is that my classmate originally proposed the bet at eight minutes and I said "hell no, give me nine" and gave myself exactly the time I needed without realizing it, since I finished in 8:32 020
Reposted by Dylan MurphyGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest? 71580382
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 23/07/2026I won a six-pack of beer off my grad school classmate in a bet over whether I could run a mile backwards in nine minutes. 150
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 22/07/2026If the answer isn't the Seattle to Portland Bicycle Classic then I'm unsubscribing 110
Reposted by Dylan Murphykim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals 1520129577
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 16/07/2026Someone needs to recreate the old "Millennials to Snake People" browser extension but make it "Testosterone to Precious Bodily Fluids" 030
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 07/07/2026Nobody's allowed to score again, Andres Cantor has fully lost his voice 030
Dylan Murphy @cotangent.space · 07/07/2026really we need all kinds of solutions to address the herring crisis 020