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costanoble

@costanoble.bsky.social
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Mostly posting gifs. Work: Volatility trader & lavender farmer. Occasional college professor. Ex film/video streaming exec. Life: Married, dad to some girls and a cat named Wanda. Canadian. Real nerdy.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this should frighten you
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
only 4.2% YoY
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Eric Cartman's Angry 'God Fucking Damnit!'
ALT: Eric Cartman's Angry 'God Fucking Damnit!'
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
CPI DATA INCOMING
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Denzel Washington as Alonzo Checking Time
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vin 🏳️‍⚧️ @vexedrogue.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lore-accurate New Yorkers
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm naturally biased as a vol trader but how about a touch of honesty about the market right now👇🏽
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Gregzaj1 Ln Strike: It's A Scam Meme
Alt: It's Always Sunny "It's A Scam" Meme
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Michael Pachter @michaelpachter.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Making sure the DoJ can find me
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
when stocks enter the bullish vortex you just sit back and avoid making mistakes
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Ashley Nova — Unfiltered, Unhinged, Uncaring @ashleynova.space · 16/04/2026
Reckon George Lucas is sitting pretty at Skywalker Ranch thinking about all the people who said that a blockade of a major trade route was a stupid thing to base a movie around?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Helene Meisler @hmeisler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I was just invited to some finance shingdig where Kevin O'Leary is speaking. I must admit I am shocked folks still care what he has to say. 🤡
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it’s me, aubrey plaza accord @sellingtheta.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i don’t think SPX reaches the 21.3% drawdown level equal last spring’s tariff drop. but I *highly* doubt we get an instantaneous reversal and rally that regained 86% of those losses in less than 5 weeks, and then made new ATHs less than 6 weeks after that
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2026
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-conservative-st…
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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a group of cartoon characters with one saying i 've done stuff and the stuff i am proud of is disgusting
ALT: a group of cartoon characters with one saying i 've done stuff and the stuff i am proud of is disgusting
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Republicans are going to lean very far in on legislating on behalf of christian nationalism and white nationalism before any course corrections come. If they come at all.
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 06/03/2026
According to President Zelenskyy, countries in the Middle East fired about 800 patriot missiles in just three days — more than Ukraine has had during the entire war.
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Fearlicious @fearlicious.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This is for sure: they won’t let the Dems win another election or they will all be prosecuted
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
*DIESEL JUMPS BY RECORD 34% IN TWO DAYS AS WAR DISRUPTS SUPPLY put that in your PPI calculation
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Automatic reskeet just for mentioning Syriana.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America. And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.
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Kieran @hippohop.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The YouTube algorithm imo has been the backbone of radicalization around the world for over a decade. The only reason we don't constantly talk about it is bc we all still use it for our own fun non-fascistic purposes too.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
watching a guy with 8.8M subscribers put out this propaganda: there's a transnational far-right power grab and you're not ready for it
I exposed NJ's Jewish invasion

Inside Canada's Indian invasion
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Fearlicious @fearlicious.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Short it
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
cognitive sovereignty....
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Mark Gerretsen @markgerretsen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Thanks, Jamil Jivani. Your efforts are clearly paying off in spades!
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
it's still crazy that kid rock's song about how being a pedophile is awesome is on the osmosis jones soundtrack
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
When VIX >20
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a man and a woman are dancing in a room with their hands in the air .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a room with their hands in the air .
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
You call *this* a market rout?
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a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie with the words pathetic written on the bottom .
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Schmingy 🇨🇦 @sirschming.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I agree. It’s treason. We’re not going to save Canada by not calling out treason when we see it. Say the truth. Use your words to say what you feel. The opposition doesn’t care about offending or harming us. Why do we care if it inflames this? It’s already a fire!
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Opinion | Yes, it's treason to seek U.S. help in breaking up Canada — Toronto Star
To have your neighbour openly encourage those trying to break up the country would, in normal times, call for the sternest possible protest.
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Memory from a childhood of neglect: taught myself to shave using one of these since no one was around to teach me. It *did not* go well.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Hey it's Burger King's Dan Cortese!
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
my gut tells me american politics are about to shift radically within the next few days, as this rubicon crossing event occurs with both sides heading toward snowstorm-induced isolation and online algorithms
Democrats • @TheDemocrats • 52m
You're a fucking liar with blood on your hands.
Stephen Miller @ @StephenM.3h
A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official
Democrat account sides with the terrorists. x.com/thedemocrats/s...
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 23/01/2026
WHO removing Us Flag
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Schmingy 🇨🇦 @sirschming.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sadly, 42-46% of USians actually approve of the job Trump is doing. This is why the US is a lost cause. This deranged man still has this sort of approval. Nearly half the US no longer values honour, loyalty, integrity, trustworthiness, etc. They value derangement in a cult-like fashion.
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Oh Christ this hurts my soul. So many memories of (being the only kid I knew with a) Sega Saturn.
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Dr Doom @drdoomgrumps.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You can either support ICE or you can make your partner cum... You can't do both. It is a scientific fact.
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I feel this to my bones. My days have increasingly revolved around avoidance strategies which...haven't been working terribly well.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Checking in on CBS News(max)
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/01/2026
Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
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costanoble @costanoble.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The cinema equivalent of fireworks: an amusing spectacle devoid of meaning and easily forgotten.
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Tiger Pournelle, Furious Irish🏳️‍🌈 @tigerpournelle.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Christ, all you had to do was keep your garbage thoughts to yourself, and people would be noting your passing as a beloved cartoonist. It's hard to mourn a fool. www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/s...
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'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68
Cartoonist Scott Adams has died after a battle with prostate cancer.
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
every reputable company government account should be removed immediately
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