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Cory Barger (she/her)

@corybee.bsky.social
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Bassoonist. Certified cat lady. Lily livered bleeding heart liberal. Two-time jeopardy champ

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 17h
Since I’m getting paid soon I went ahead and got a new vacuum and wowwwww the last one was really dead. This is a xiaomi stick vacuum and it is so quiet and my floors are noticeably cleaner. How much of a loser am I that it’s Friday night and I’m delighted by a new vacuum lmao
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 18h
I had ice cream in the rehearsal break today instead of coffee and it was significantly easier to make it through the piece lol
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whatever good vibes yall sent me really worked because I’ve been offered work with three of the major orchestras here in the last 24 hours thank u very much 😎
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I ordered my groceries to be delivered between 6-7 and was planning to make soup, at 7 they said there was a delay, and now it’s 9 pm and they canceled my order 👹
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone cross your fingers that someone hires me for something soon because my vacuum cleaner really smells like burning and I cannot justify that kind of expense right now
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just talked to a white girl who told me in all earnestness that she started a trend of going for tacos in Mexico City and I really don’t think I can roll my eyes harder
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok I played that piece I was regretting tonight and everyone LOVED it
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A friend is staying with me for a couple days for a bassoon festival and she has been practicing for four hours, I wish my neighbors would complain so I can tell her to stop
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I practiced please clap
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just had dunkin coffee for the first time and it is the sweetest thing I’ve ever had in my life jfc my teeth are going to fall out (I’m at the airport and it’s the only option)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/10/2024
According to too many, there is white and then there is political there is male and then there is political there is capitalism and then there is political there is straight and then there is political there is cis and then there is political there is non-disabled and then there is political
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m visiting my parents rn and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and three pieces of chicken were FIFTEEN DOLLARS what the FUCK
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I feel so much despair about my career lately. I’m so tired of putting things out there and getting nothing back. I don’t know how much longer I can make myself try
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve chosen the wrong piece to play at the bassoon festival (it’s the kind of piece you could pretty much only play at the bassoon festival) and I do nottttttttttt want to practice it
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My parents ac is not working so it’s definitely time to go home, it’s 87° at midnight fml
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe the data center boom is a little less about ai than it is about where they’re storing bajillions of hours of recorded conversations (to then feed to ai)
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Voting for a candidate who does not defend bodily autonomy or self determination is not voting dem btw
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally saw coyote vs acme, loved it. Took my parents and they hated it 😬 Could the plot have been stronger? Yes. But I would see it again. Particularly loved the sung meep meeps throughout the score, whoever came up with that should be v proud
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Whenever I visit home there comes a point where I think man I love California I should move back, and then I have a horrifying experience on the road and I’m reminded why I can’t handle it. Drivers are psychotic any more dude, it’s so scary out there
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An acquaintance (musician) wrote to me after they heard about my orchestra collapsing and said maybe I should try looking for work in the us. What a novel idea!!!! I’ve never considered that as an option before!!!! Not like I haven’t been trying to do that for 20 fucking years!!! 👹👹👹👹👹👹
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ok I beat my high score on my parents’ pac-man table so I have indeed accomplished something lately
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now that I live in a chilly place I’m going through some old clothes I’d been holding on to and wow do I not ever want to wear skinny jeans again
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just got a new datebook since they have school year ones available which is a huge own goal because I already have been worrying that I have no gigs on the horizon and will never work again
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Millions of more important things out there but it also strikes me how stupid and uninspired the names are. Gulf of America. Lake America. There’s already an America let’s think a little harder hmm? You could at least call it lake Epstein or lake khomeini or whatever man
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
May we all try to be like Dolly Parton. What an icon. RIP
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was feeling guilty that I’m so grouchy here at home visiting my family but then I realized it’s 105°, obviously I’m fucking grouchy
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Isla de sacrificios, Veracruz— close enough to shore to swim, forbidden to the public, rumors of a secret military site, definite site of human sacrifices
A black and white striped lighthouse on an island covered with bushy trees, with breaking waves in front
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My friend just told me she asked chatgpt if the Rachmaninov symphonies have contra, it said yes, she HIRED SOMEONE, and there is no contra. Like
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
First time in almost a decade that I’m visiting my hometown while living in a place I want to live, it’s weird to not feel like I don’t want to leave
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I’m leukemia!
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A month or two ago one of my mutuals was talking about websites, and one of their mutuals said they’re launching a free open source platform— I signed up and planned to come back to it and I cannot remember what it’s called or find anything like that in my email. Does this ring a bell with anyone??
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Two days ago I got home from two weeks away and ordered a sandwich from a place I’d never been to, and it was so delicious that I am now considering ordering it for a third night in a row. Rosemary focaccia, chicken breast, avocado, spinach, pesto.
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I had three rehearsals today and I was sight reading for one of them and playing Stravinsky in another and I keep wondering why I’m tired
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Working with a female conductor this week and I would walk through fire for her
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
THIS SUMMER SO SWEET AND SO COLD
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Definitely a good sign for humanity
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ok so I’m really skeeved out by this airbnb transaction because I made a reservation and paid with paypal, had it refunded to paypal, and then a week later they made an ACH charge on my bank, not to paypal WTF???
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I feel like businesses are just blatantly scamming now— I had an airbnb reservation that I canceled in time to get a refund, got the refund, and then a week later they charged me again. Like be so for real
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Only 11 women in the orchestra at my gig this week. Depressing.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why are air fryers essentially uncleanable?? Is that planned obsolescence
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When I lived in satan’s armpit I would flinch when my electric bill arrived and avoid opening it until the last possible day. Now it’s like $7 for two months
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m at immigration again today and it just baffles me how mad people in charge get when you aren’t following their uncommunicated rules about being in line. I know you say this 1000 times a day, but you haven’t said it to me, and there is no sign anywhere so
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve had so many bad coffees lately I’m starting to worry I don’t like coffee any more
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tell that to the guys I beat on jeopardy
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am a reluctant orderer of groceries but since I don’t have a car it really makes the most sense. I can get a lot of stuff within a couple blocks but not everything. I just got a notification that my courier is coming by bicycle and I feel like that’s crazy
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So apparently my shower isn’t draining today which I discovered while giving my plants rainforest time in the shower and now the bathroom is flooded
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Those blinding headlights
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ok I get the offsides thing now
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