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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 2h

I’m playing my first swan lake ballet, and the orchestra played it last year so there are only 3 rehearsals which SUCKS for me because the last person did not notate the cuts well at all and I look like an idiot

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ok there’s one less because I dropped a plate on the floor, at least my new vacuum is capable of sucking up the little shards lol

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s astonishing to me how quickly my kitchen dissolves in to chaos especially considering I deliberately plan meals according to how few dishes they will require Why are there so many fucking dishes

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Since I’m getting paid soon I went ahead and got a new vacuum and wowwwww the last one was really dead. This is a xiaomi stick vacuum and it is so quiet and my floors are noticeably cleaner. How much of a loser am I that it’s Friday night and I’m delighted by a new vacuum lmao

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It would definitely open a portal to hell at least

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You should be able to have them all play at the same time just to get it over with

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I had ice cream in the rehearsal break today instead of coffee and it was significantly easier to make it through the piece lol

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Omg I would murder those, especially if they got dipped in chocolate

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My cat is the same, I started giving her half a churu for “dinner” instead of wet food and she never skips it, also she hardly pukes any more

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whatever good vibes yall sent me really worked because I’ve been offered work with three of the major orchestras here in the last 24 hours thank u very much 😎

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Omg it worked, I got a gig! Sending you good vibes!!

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I ordered my groceries to be delivered between 6-7 and was planning to make soup, at 7 they said there was a delay, and now it’s 9 pm and they canceled my order 👹

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Exactly!!! I triple check the zips on the carrier whenever I open the door even when I haven’t opened them to let her out in the car!

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everyone cross your fingers that someone hires me for something soon because my vacuum cleaner really smells like burning and I cannot justify that kind of expense right now

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just talked to a white girl who told me in all earnestness that she started a trend of going for tacos in Mexico City and I really don’t think I can roll my eyes harder

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok I played that piece I was regretting tonight and everyone LOVED it

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This only further reinforces my theory that musicians can either read or count

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A little robot that folds clothes and then puts them away It could even have its own built in storage, idgaf if it goes in my closet according to my own organization

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It drives me absolutely crazy that the r word is back

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They have sketchy labor practices but mostly classical musicians are just not at all the audience for that. It would be like taking a French person to McDonald’s

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of the best decisions I made was muting that word

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I finally told her there were quiet hours at 8pm

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I stg musicians would be a lot different if we dealt with anxiety instead of just practicing about it

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A friend is staying with me for a couple days for a bassoon festival and she has been practicing for four hours, I wish my neighbors would complain so I can tell her to stop

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Like how on EARTH did anyone think that was ok jfc

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You get those photos of Gyles in the snake sweater? Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also assuming they didn’t get the credits for free which I guess is not out of the realm of possibility

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Doesn’t that work out to like $500 million dollars, assuming 9 months of use and like 25k students? Or am I completely misunderstanding

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thanks. I was wondering if it was extremely low before

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just saw a post over on instagram from the orchestra saying that the general director’s salary has gone up 83% since 2022…

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I didn’t even bother with a donut because I have had those before and was not impressed

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just had dunkin coffee for the first time and it is the sweetest thing I’ve ever had in my life jfc my teeth are going to fall out (I’m at the airport and it’s the only option)

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Donald j trump center for doom does have a ring to it

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Washing dishes while listening to bolero and having to go to my email for a two factor authentication code

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/10/2024

According to too many, there is white and then there is political there is male and then there is political there is capitalism and then there is political there is straight and then there is political there is cis and then there is political there is non-disabled and then there is political

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m visiting my parents rn and I went to the grocery store yesterday, and three pieces of chicken were FIFTEEN DOLLARS what the FUCK

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m sorry you’re feeling it too ♥️

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I feel so much despair about my career lately. I’m so tired of putting things out there and getting nothing back. I don’t know how much longer I can make myself try

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