Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My girl cat follows me everywhere in the house and every morning when I finish my breakfast she paws at me so I scoot down on the couch enough for her to lay on my chest 030
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Isla de sacrificios, Veracruz— close enough to shore to swim, forbidden to the public, rumors of a secret military site, definite site of human sacrifices 093
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026CDMX rules because for pride month there is a gay laser that sweeps across the city to turn everyone gay, like the eye of Sauron except more gay 140
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I finished my desk and it is perfect I’m so happy (except now I can’t procrastinate making reeds any longer) 180
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Moving day day 2!! Day 1 went smoothly. Here’s hoping my bed fits in the elevator because we are on the 9th floor now. Here’s the view: 040
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I’m very sleepy but I can’t move because this is happening (one of the best things about no longer living in satan’s armpit is that Citlalli is soooo snuggly now because she is cold) 080
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Happy international cat rescue day to my perfect little bestie Citlalli. She’s the one who rescued me. 2110
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Citlalli, it means star in the Aztec language 210
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I snuck up to the upper balcony during break 020
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026This theater is unreal, I cried a little bit when I got to rehearsal because it’s so beautiful 150
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I would like to brag about my couronne, best one yet 030
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I bought my cat a sweater for $200 pesos and she LOVES it and it’s the only thing keeping my mental health together atm 1243
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025“Here’s a great opportunity for my enemies” Eleven out of five stars 190
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025“Anyone who is looking for a job with no stability, unjustified firings, and a salary similar to what a waiter in that city earns, here’s your chance. Down to those who audition!” Seven out of five stars 150
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025“If they’re already auditioning the entire orchestra, why aren’t they having an audition for the director too? Another orchestra that prioritizes the careers of foreign directors. Bravo.” No lies detected. Five out of five stars. 160
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025“Wow, what a thing to not have any shame. Don’t take auditions where you’re not respected.” Five out of five stars 140
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Citlalli likes her costume but also wants to kill me 090
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025The rehearsal started late because the truck with all the equipment broke down and honestly I’m surprised it made it at all, look at this fucking thing they rented 💀 060
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I appreciate that a Barger (not related afaik) was the star of last night’s game, and that Canada should by all rights win. But GO DODGERS 040
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age. Citlalli is 5 or so but I have no idea really because she is a gutter angel 040
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Celebrating three years with my little bestie today!! Happy Gotcha Day Citlalli!! 150
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/07/2025It’s usually way too hot where we live for this smol bean to want to sleep on my lap, so this is amazing 150
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I never knew Citlalli when she was little but here she is when I first adopted her (it makes me cry thinking about how cute of a kitten she must have been) 150
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Halfway through my two week separation from my sweet bunny head 040
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Me too!! I only said no to foie gras for ethics and steak tartare because that’s too rare even for me 110
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025This is Citlalli, aka lalligirl, lalli-Lou, Louie, sweet pea, fuzzy face, bunny head, little bunny 2100
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 07/05/2025If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating! 120
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I broke one of my Rules today (don’t pick an empty restaurant) but I was hungry and everywhere else was full of tourists and these tacos were excellent 240
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Lol I saw this and my first thought was saddam hussein’s hiding place, I am wayyyyy too online 020
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Hmmm Citlalli doesn’t have a middle name but she has many alternative names, lalligirl, lalli lou, Louie, love bug, fuzzy face, honey bun, bunnyhead, etc 020
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025If you see this post a beach picture from your phone 020
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/02/2025It’s a chilly 68° here so we are snuggling with a blankie 150
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Here we are, in the Esher Waitrose lmaoooo 030
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Happy holidays everyone. Citlalli is very pleased with her new Christmas fishy 050
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Happy caturday! We are playing the Whisker Game where I boop her nose and tickle her whiskers and she tries to chomp me 030
Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Mug check- my favorite changes often but this one never fails to crack me up, it’s from miniso and I had to have it 030