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Cory Barger (she/her)

@corybee.bsky.social
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Bassoonist. Certified cat lady. Lily livered bleeding heart liberal. Two-time jeopardy champ

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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My girl cat follows me everywhere in the house and every morning when I finish my breakfast she paws at me so I scoot down on the couch enough for her to lay on my chest
A calico cat snuggling against her human’s leg
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Isla de sacrificios, Veracruz— close enough to shore to swim, forbidden to the public, rumors of a secret military site, definite site of human sacrifices
A black and white striped lighthouse on an island covered with bushy trees, with breaking waves in front
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So were they
An illustration that describes the use of the Oxford comma. It says “with the Oxford comma: we invited the strippers, jfk, and Stalin”, showing jfk, Stalin, and two strippers. Then it says “without the Oxford comma: we invited the strippers, jfk and Stalin” and shows jfk and Stalin now dressed as the strippers
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
CDMX rules because for pride month there is a gay laser that sweeps across the city to turn everyone gay, like the eye of Sauron except more gay
Rainbow lasers shining out of the monumento a la revolución making up the art installation “arcoíris global”
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I finished my desk and it is perfect I’m so happy (except now I can’t procrastinate making reeds any longer)
A wooden desk with caning on the drawers in front of a window overlooking a city view
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A calico cat paw dangling off the edge of a cat tree
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Moving day day 2!! Day 1 went smoothly. Here’s hoping my bed fits in the elevator because we are on the 9th floor now. Here’s the view:
Mexico City skyline at night, looking southwest (I think)
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m very sleepy but I can’t move because this is happening (one of the best things about no longer living in satan’s armpit is that Citlalli is soooo snuggly now because she is cold)
A calico cat sleeping cutely on a pink blanket atop her human’s legs
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Happy international cat rescue day to my perfect little bestie Citlalli. She’s the one who rescued me.
A calico cat sits on an orange and yellow woven rug
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Citlalli, it means star in the Aztec language
A calico cat curled up on a purple blanket and a red buffalo check shirt
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I snuck up to the upper balcony during break
Closeup of the stained glass ceiling in the theater of the palacio de bellas artes
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This theater is unreal, I cried a little bit when I got to rehearsal because it’s so beautiful
The view from the pit in the teatro de bellas artes, looking up at a stained glass ceiling by Geza Maroti
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A screenshot of a hall of fame skeet by Garret Gilchrist depicting a short exchange between Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. It reads:
Nancy Pelosi: we must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they’re not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
Chuck Schumer (behind sniper rifle): Found one
Pelosi: Take the shot
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I would like to brag about my couronne, best one yet
A cinnamon couronne sitting on a plateA cup of coffee and an iced cinnamon couronne in the background
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I bought my cat a sweater for $200 pesos and she LOVES it and it’s the only thing keeping my mental health together atm
A little cat wearing a pink and white snowflake sweater is sleeping soundly on the sofa
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
From eepy to biscuits and purrs
A calico cat dozing on my lapA calico cat making biscuits after being sung a silly song
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“Here’s a great opportunity for my enemies” Eleven out of five stars
Screenshot of a facebook post in Spanish: “aquí una oportunidad grandiosa para mis enemigos”
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“Anyone who is looking for a job with no stability, unjustified firings, and a salary similar to what a waiter in that city earns, here’s your chance. Down to those who audition!” Seven out of five stars
Screenshot of a facebook post in Spanish: “para Los que anden buscando un trabajo sin estabilidad laboral, despidos injustificados y un sueldo similar a lo que gana un mesero del puerto, esta es su oportunidad. Bachon al que audicione!”
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“If they’re already auditioning the entire orchestra, why aren’t they having an audition for the director too? Another orchestra that prioritizes the careers of foreign directors. Bravo.” No lies detected. Five out of five stars.
Screenshot of a facebook post in Spanish: si ya están audicionando a toda la orquesta por qué no se abre también la audición de director? Otra orquesta que prioriza la carrera de directores extranjeros a los nacionales. Bravo
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“Wow, what a thing to not have any shame. Don’t take auditions where you’re not respected.” Five out of five stars
Screenshot of a facebook post in Spanish: “madre mía, lo que es no tener vergüenza. No hagan audiciones a lugares donde no los respetan”
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Citlalli likes her costume but also wants to kill me
A calico cat wearing a giraffe costume on a yellow sofa
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!
A cat wearing a giraffe costume on a yellow sofa
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The rehearsal started late because the truck with all the equipment broke down and honestly I’m surprised it made it at all, look at this fucking thing they rented 💀
An ancient dodge moving truck that is falling apart
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I appreciate that a Barger (not related afaik) was the star of last night’s game, and that Canada should by all rights win. But GO DODGERS
Just a girl wearing a Dodger hat
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Happy caturday!
A calico cat is lounging on crumpled bedsheets
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age. Citlalli is 5 or so but I have no idea really because she is a gutter angel
A calico cat sleeping on her human’s leg
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Celebrating three years with my little bestie today!! Happy Gotcha Day Citlalli!!
A calico cat lounges on a pink chair wearing a party hat
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
It’s usually way too hot where we live for this smol bean to want to sleep on my lap, so this is amazing
A calico cat sleeping on a black and white polka-dot skirt clad lap
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I never knew Citlalli when she was little but here she is when I first adopted her (it makes me cry thinking about how cute of a kitten she must have been)
A calico cat standing on a bed
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Halfway through my two week separation from my sweet bunny head
A calico cat posing for the camera on a pink chair
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Me too!! I only said no to foie gras for ethics and steak tartare because that’s too rare even for me
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
For me too!
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This is Citlalli, aka lalligirl, lalli-Lou, Louie, sweet pea, fuzzy face, bunny head, little bunny
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’ve made it yall
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I broke one of my Rules today (don’t pick an empty restaurant) but I was hungry and everywhere else was full of tourists and these tacos were excellent
Two Baja style shrimp tacos on a blue plate
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Lol I saw this and my first thought was saddam hussein’s hiding place, I am wayyyyy too online
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Maybe the texts will finally stop
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Same energy
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hmmm Citlalli doesn’t have a middle name but she has many alternative names, lalligirl, lalli lou, Louie, love bug, fuzzy face, honey bun, bunnyhead, etc
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
If you see this post a beach picture from your phone
Orange hued sunset over the beach, reflected in the water
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Oh hey it’s his signature
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It’s a chilly 68° here so we are snuggling with a blankie
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Here we are, in the Esher Waitrose lmaoooo
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy holidays everyone. Citlalli is very pleased with her new Christmas fishy
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Happy caturday! We are playing the Whisker Game where I boop her nose and tickle her whiskers and she tries to chomp me
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Mug check- my favorite changes often but this one never fails to crack me up, it’s from miniso and I had to have it
A green mug with a zebra on it that says Zebar. Is Zebar their name, or a typo? We will never know
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Glasses post!
Crazy woman with crazy blue and brown marbled epoxy glasses
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Cory Barger (she/her) @corybee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
To be loved is to be changed
A skinny calico cat hours after being rescued from the streetA fuzzy calico cat sleeping on the couch in her forever home
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