Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This seems to be getting less attention than it should 020
Reposted by CorrexbotRandolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I appreciate growing up in a more simple time when nobody had to ask if The Gummi Bears worked with Hitler. 1143
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026People say things like humans don’t deserve dogs. No one says that about cats because cats will let you know you don’t deserve them 040
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’m not going to begrudge anyone their subwoofer, but my dude, if your entire car sounds like a million angry wasp every time there’s a kick, you’re just out there loudly advertising that your stereo straight up sucks 040
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Seems like we maybe have a problem assessing what it means to be “smart” when our main proxy for measurement is academic achievement at the kinds of elite institutions that have given us such paragons of intelligence and good judgment judgment as Pete Hegseth or Jared Kushner or Bari Weiss 052
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026* Probably The New Pornographers (a fine guess) or Boy Genius (not even close), or maybe even ol’ Muzz (nope). 020
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Every once in a while I remember that I have forgotten the names of two bands from about a decade ago, one of which sounded like lo-fi Morrissey singing over fuzzed out JAMC guitars. The other was described as an indie rock super group but definitely isn’t whoever you’re thinking of right now.* 242
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I never considered this, but now I need to ask the first Jennifer I see 020
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026There’s a certain way you learn not to react to your own name because you assume someone is as likely to be talking to another Matt as they are to be talking to you 130
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I blocked this out for years, until some friends in NY were having a conversation about gross school food, and the mention of it stopped the conversation 110
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If you’re wondering what pear salad is: • 1/2 a canned pear • a dollop of mayonnaise • shredded cheddar (only the orange kind!) • 1 maraschino cherry • shame (add to taste) 141
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Related: it wasn’t that many years ago that I learned this wasn’t normal everywhere but rather was a unique form of child abuse specific to where I grew up 130
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026My god, I forgot they used to try to feed pear salad to us at school *endless vomiting* 170
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If you’ve had the misfortune of knowing who Bari Weiss is as long as I have, it’s because you remember the racist, anti-muslim shit she did as a Columbia student 053
Reposted by CorrexbotVictoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 14/03/2026it holds up and I kinda needed to hear it.youtube.comGeorge Carlin -- We Like War!YouTube video by Frustrated Idealist 063
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Hardly the most important thing, but it’s worth at least acknowledging that an American president wore a damn baseball cap to announce he’d launched an illegal war 010
Reposted by CorrexbotWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Remember, this guy then killed an MIT professor while they were stumbling to catch up 3231901088
Reposted by CorrexbotThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests 6464381089
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The only appropriate response to this is, “Are you stupid, or are you lying?” 020
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The funniest part of this is that they unfired the pilot because no one else could fly them home. Almost as funny: Lewandowski firing people for not giving him his little plastic sheriff’s badge. These people are violent morons, but they’re still morons 030
Reposted by CorrexbotPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horsegradient.horsegradient.horseDraw a horse, watch it run! 3569783588
Reposted by CorrexbotJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Having literally written the book on the National Prayer Breakfast -- borne of the idea that God cares more for the rich and powerful than everyone else -- I can say this is the rare instance where Trump's grotesqueness is deeply appropriate. 922425654
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026There it isnytimes.comBrad Karp Resigns as Paul Weiss Chairman Amid Epstein Fallout 010
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Calling both of my senators tomorrow to encourage them to call for a no-confidence vote because of this weak nonsense. Why retire in disgrace when you can quit now? 000
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Greg Bovino looks like a dollar store version of that sad divorced dad dude they had pretending to run FEMA for like a week 131
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Wrong answer: you don’t get violent racists out of government with “reforms” 000
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026These are the House Democrats who voted for ICE funding this week, and if you’re on of their constituents, you should be lighting up their phones right now 020
Reposted by CorrexbotBad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Have you considered just shoving it all so far down that you’re so alienating from others, from yourself even, that the only option left is to congregate in a dank basement with the other sad fucks and beat the everloving shit out of each other? 001
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I’m just telling you what the reporting is. If they were married, that’s a knowable thing that hasn’t been reported, but that’s not the point. The kid’s other parent died in 2023. 000
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026No, they absolutely are not. That’s not to denigrate stepparents or the caregiving they do, but anyone who works with kids knows that stepparents are not the same as parents. Kids themselves are very aware of this. Moreover, the reports are unclear about whether Maklin Good and her partner married. 210
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Why on earth is the photo for this an image of Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse at different hearing five years ago? 080
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026So, at the most basic level of persuasion, if your first response to someone doing the right thing is to remind them of another time when they fucked up, you’ve already lost. 030
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Love the new iOS functionality with this latest update, especially the Suddenly Nothing Functions function. 042
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Impeachment is the only solution. And Schumer just had to go: he can’t stomach the fight, and he needs to get out of the way 010
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026You need to support impeaching him and oppose every Dem too weak or unwilling to stand up and do the same, including leadership—especially leadership 010
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Go away. The Democrats don’t need you. The public doesn’t need you. Literally no one asked for this inanity you’re hawking. 000
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Rental car ➡️ Skytrain Skytrain ➡️ TSA TSA ➡️ Plane Train Aeroplane ➡️ Home 030
Reposted by CorrexbotMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I will work on this for free. 2132021
