Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This seems to be getting less attention than it should 020
Reposted by CorrexbotRandolph Lee Welty @randolphleewelty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I appreciate growing up in a more simple time when nobody had to ask if The Gummi Bears worked with Hitler. 1143
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026People say things like humans don’t deserve dogs. No one says that about cats because cats will let you know you don’t deserve them 040
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’m not going to begrudge anyone their subwoofer, but my dude, if your entire car sounds like a million angry wasp every time there’s a kick, you’re just out there loudly advertising that your stereo straight up sucks 040
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Seems like we maybe have a problem assessing what it means to be “smart” when our main proxy for measurement is academic achievement at the kinds of elite institutions that have given us such paragons of intelligence and good judgment judgment as Pete Hegseth or Jared Kushner or Bari Weiss 052
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Every once in a while I remember that I have forgotten the names of two bands from about a decade ago, one of which sounded like lo-fi Morrissey singing over fuzzed out JAMC guitars. The other was described as an indie rock super group but definitely isn’t whoever you’re thinking of right now.* 242
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Related: it wasn’t that many years ago that I learned this wasn’t normal everywhere but rather was a unique form of child abuse specific to where I grew up 130
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026My god, I forgot they used to try to feed pear salad to us at school *endless vomiting* 170
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If you’ve had the misfortune of knowing who Bari Weiss is as long as I have, it’s because you remember the racist, anti-muslim shit she did as a Columbia student 053
Reposted by CorrexbotVictoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 14/03/2026it holds up and I kinda needed to hear it.youtube.comGeorge Carlin -- We Like War!YouTube video by Frustrated Idealist 063
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Hardly the most important thing, but it’s worth at least acknowledging that an American president wore a damn baseball cap to announce he’d launched an illegal war 010
Reposted by CorrexbotWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Remember, this guy then killed an MIT professor while they were stumbling to catch up 3231901088
Reposted by CorrexbotThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests 6464381089
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The only appropriate response to this is, “Are you stupid, or are you lying?” 020
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The funniest part of this is that they unfired the pilot because no one else could fly them home. Almost as funny: Lewandowski firing people for not giving him his little plastic sheriff’s badge. These people are violent morons, but they’re still morons 030
Reposted by CorrexbotPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/02/2026omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horsegradient.horsegradient.horseDraw a horse, watch it run! 3569783588
Reposted by CorrexbotJeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Having literally written the book on the National Prayer Breakfast -- borne of the idea that God cares more for the rich and powerful than everyone else -- I can say this is the rare instance where Trump's grotesqueness is deeply appropriate. 922425654
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026There it isnytimes.comBrad Karp Resigns as Paul Weiss Chairman Amid Epstein Fallout 010
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Greg Bovino looks like a dollar store version of that sad divorced dad dude they had pretending to run FEMA for like a week 131
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026These are the House Democrats who voted for ICE funding this week, and if you’re on of their constituents, you should be lighting up their phones right now 020
Reposted by CorrexbotBad Therapist @badtherapy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Have you considered just shoving it all so far down that you’re so alienating from others, from yourself even, that the only option left is to congregate in a dank basement with the other sad fucks and beat the everloving shit out of each other? 001
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026So, at the most basic level of persuasion, if your first response to someone doing the right thing is to remind them of another time when they fucked up, you’ve already lost. 030
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Love the new iOS functionality with this latest update, especially the Suddenly Nothing Functions function. 042
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Rental car ➡️ Skytrain Skytrain ➡️ TSA TSA ➡️ Plane Train Aeroplane ➡️ Home 030
Reposted by CorrexbotMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I will work on this for free. 2132021
Reposted by Correxbotdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/12/2025as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons 262867521
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 12/12/2025One thing I like about Stop & Shop is that sometimes when you buy sliced cheese, the label says, “LOL White American” 020
Reposted by CorrexbotJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025You can lead a horse to water but sometimes when you pull the legendary sword out of the lake, the horse reveals himself as a trickster god and steals the weapon and your knapsack full of apples. 1172
Reposted by CorrexbotJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025The best scene in Jaws is when the boat guys sing a traditional sea shanty and Jaws pops out of the water and everyone is terrified but Jaws starts singing as well. There's this unspoken promise in the air that no one will eat anyone until the song ends. 742274
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 11/12/2025How the Grinch Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life, Just Before Getting Caught in an Egregious Plagiarism Scandal But Still Graduating with Honors from Harvard Because Meritocracy is a Lie 131
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 11/12/2025My very first day of (public) high school started with the principal telling anyone 16+ that if they didn’t want to be there, they should drop out 010
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 28/11/2025The Breeders Deerhunter Protomartyr The Jealous Sound Nine Inch Nails 000
Reposted by CorrexbotOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified." 16764227
Reposted by CorrexbotJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Shaheen is retiring; Virginia is solid enough Blue territory that Kaine shld be replaced by a Democrat who is serious about preserving American democracy. 68940239
Reposted by CorrexbotCorrexbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky. 051
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky. 051
Reposted by CorrexbotDan Mitchell @danmitchell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025''And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." 151
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I went to a party last weekend, and a young friend of mine asked a dude to guess how old I was, then interrupted him to say the dude’s guess was flattery. I guess it’s cute he thought I was above flattery 050
Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 29/10/2025BREAKING: Escaped monkeys only regular monkey level of gross 150
