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@correxbot.bsky.social
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From GA. Living in New England. Sassiest Boy in America, 1997. He/him

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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For reference
A sad, divorced dad–looking dude striking a power pose to show he’s so very in charge
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
These are the House Democrats who voted for ICE funding this week, and if you’re on of their constituents, you should be lighting up their phones right now
The seven Democrats who voted in favor of the homeland security spending measure were:
Representatives Don Davis of North Carolina, Henry Cuellar of Texas, Laura Gillen of New York, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington, Vicente Gonzalez of Texas, Jared Golden of Maine and Tom Suozzi of New York.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
In my ongoing mission to convince the everyone Brandon Boyd is the world’s worst lyricist, I just want to observe this time he compared the sky to something that exists for the sole purpose of looking like the sky.
A screen-cap of song lyrics that read: “The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it”
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
if you see this, post a concert picture that you took
A Place to Bury Stranger, 5/29/24
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Same energy
A (child’s?) painting of Charlie KirkA poorly “restored” painting of Jesus
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The other day the dogwalker brought a corgi over to meet Rigby
A corgi lying one its back beside an alert grey pug mixA corgi making a silly face beside a grey pug mix whose face itself is silly A corgi lying beside a grey pug mix, looking all cozy-like
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Have any of y’all seen Andy Daly’s blog?
Text reads: Here's what happened: Betsy was preparing Gene's morning meds when she suffered a heart attack and collapsed on the bathroom floor, scattering pills. Gene discovered her there and wanted to call 911 but can't remember the password to open his iPad so decided to seek help from the nearest neighbor. The excitement, combined with missing his morning meds, caused him to suffer a heart attack of his own and collapse in the mud room.Text reads: Then the dog, unable to awaken either of his human friends, realized what he had to do: eat that entire chocolate cake that's been sitting out on the kitchen counter since last night and then, since the bathroom closet is open, chew and tear up a few rolls of toilet paper just for old times sake.
He succumbed to canine chocolate poisoning and died in the closet.
That's not the only explanation, but it is the most logical one.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Anyway, here are some pictures of Rigby for good karma
A grey dog with bat ears smiling doofily A grey dog looking up and smiling doofily A grey dog grimacing doofily
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
For reference
A grey dog with big ears grinning
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Rigby is wolf
A grey dog in dramatic lighting
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Update: womp womp
Image of trending topics showing “Dick Durbin” at 2, no longer hot
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Beg to differ
Image of trending topics reading “Dick Durbin Hot”
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
NYT: Russian envoy: A day after Mr. Trump imposed far-reaching tariffs on trading partners large and small, the head of Russia’s sovereign wealth fund and President Vladimir V. Putin’s special representative for economic cooperation said he was in the United States and meeting with administration officials. The visit indicated that the administration was continuing to reverse the Biden-era isolation of Russia.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Spider-man pointing at another Spider-man
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Rigby being dramatic
A grey dog with a short snoot and doofy bat ears striking a regal pose
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Is Chris slowly turning into Oliver Platt’s character from The Bear?
Chris Hayes wearing some ver retro plastic glasses frames
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
An eccentrically dressed man nicknamed by the Tumblr-era internet “Beans”stands in the front of a crowd at a Dan Deacon show.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
“I’m not procrastinating, I’m going on side quests,” says shirt of self-appointed efficiency expert
A photo of a colossal rich dork demonstrating he doesn’t know how to use a fucking chainsaw while wearing a t-shirt that reads, “I’M NOT PROCRASTINATING IM GOING ON SIDE QUESTS”
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Here are all of Scout’s nicknames
A post that reads:

Here are just pet names l've used for actual pets:
Scoutie
Scouterroo
Bud
Buddy
Budsington 
Buddy-roo
Scooter P Fuzzbeast
Scooter P Budsington
Sir Budsington
Puddly Budkins
The Majestic Fuzzbeast
Round Boi
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
🎵It’s beginning to look a lot like Creepsmas 🎶
A plastic skeleton decorated with Christmas lights and ornaments is backlit by an eerie greenish glow
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
I’m old, so for Halloween, I’m here at the old people show for olds
An empty stage in a mostly empty arena
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Reskeet with how people would know if you suddenly became rich
A large library with multiple mezzanines. Photograph by Vinesh Rajpaul
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
A small zippered pouch that reads “Not a bag of teeth.” The pouch has been altered to read “Not just a bag of teeth.” A contented face and hair have been drawn on the pouch.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
My daily affirmation
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
In rhetoric, this is called begging the question.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
W.A.S.T.E.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Advertise your account in one image
A stillframe from a film depicting an older adult husband and wife sitting on the stoop of their small house in Florida. In the caption the man says, “That sand grows.”
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
A spray bottle that reads “Oopsie Poopsie: Your Personal Pre-Poo Toilet Spray Odor Eliminator.”
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
A still-frame of a man, captioned, “And the closer it gets, the worser it gets.”
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Tell me where you’re from, not in words but in a food pic
Peanuts, boiled
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
My boo Snuffy got them bedroom eyes.
A very furry giant anteater demonstrates a horny volitional stare, otherwise known as eye-fucking.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Done!
A medium-sized grey dog holds a chew toy while grinning like an absolute goober.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy — no selfies
A skeletal hand emerging from a manual typewriter.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
A fictional character who you would give an invite code to
Donnie, who know how to party.
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Correxbot @correxbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
These new Oxo colanders are wild
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