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The Evil Otter

@theevilotter.bsky.social
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I'm just a grumpy water sausage, a lifelong Trekkie, Whovian, gamer, anime/weeb trash, and all-around geek

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
RFK Jr. was just wondering what to order for lunch. www.wral.com/news/local/r...
wral.com
4 rabid goats linked to traveling petting zoo that visited Durham County
Health officials are warning of a possible rabies exposure after four goats from a traveling petting zoo tested positive following stops in Durham County and several other North Carolina communities.
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Dunno if she's into TMNT, but when I see Kaiju, I think of @trashpandacoco.bsky.social.
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social They're onto you... 😂
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Barb, Bob, Billy, Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
With today being Thanksgiving in the US, reposting a Star Trek meme I made a few years back. @startrekshitposti.ng
A picture of the tamarian lieutenant from the star trek the next generation episode darmok with the text sharon her pie black her oven red
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social I believe you need this unhingedness in your life. 😂
A picture of a TV displaying a movie synopsis on the tubi app
Movie information reads
Title "zombie ass toilet of the dead"
2011 1 hour 25 min Japanese
Adult comedy horror
Synopsis a camping trip in the woods for a group of teen friends becomes a gastrointestinal standoff with a herd of fecally charged zombies and a mad doctor
Directed by noburo iguchi
Starring arisa nakamura, Maya sugano, Asana mamoru
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social saw these Babybel Sliders and instantly knew you needed to see it... Babybel, tomato, basil, and prosciutto...
A picture of Sliders made from babybel cheese sliced in half with a piece of prosciutto tomato and basil between the two pieces of cheese
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Saw this on FB and immediately thought of you, @trashpandacoco.bsky.social ...
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Jesus disappears, then comes back on the third day, and it's all "he died to forgive us our sins." I disappear, then come back on the third day, and it's just "the weekend."
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I did not have "The Hu having their music featured in Righteous Gemstones" on my bingo card, but HERE. WE. ARE. I legitimately SCREAMED when "Wolf Totem" started playing!!
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two men in suits and ties are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying ah ! fangasm !
Alt: benedict cumberbatch and eddie redmayne on the graham norton show with benedict cumberatch saying ah ! fangasm !
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Capitalism (especially 'Murican late-stage capitalism) perfectly summarized: youtu.be/vvANy49Kqhw?...
youtu.be
THE FINE PRINT | The Outer Worlds Song
YouTube video by The Stupendium
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I fully expect a slew of posts tomorrow about a certain someone croaking overnight, and, of course, no one is going to fall for it. BUT!! How funny would it be if it actually DID happen, and no one believed it??
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
In high school, I played rec soccer/football, and reffed for the Under-8s between my own games, because there weren't enough adult volunteers. On every call, I got treated like I was Satan incarnate, because I gave up my rest breaks so their crotchgoblins could play. The parents were THE WORST.
an instagram post of a sign at a baseball field that reads
please remember
1) these are kids
2) this is a game
3) coaches are volunteers
4) umpires are human
5) you do not play professional baseball
in memory of bob wilson

with a comment that reads

lovely sentiment but the way it's worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The more things change, the more they stay the same... youtu.be/WSqUBwlHld4?...
youtu.be
Chumbawamba - The Day The Nazi Died Lyrics
YouTube video by Becca Critchley - Magpie
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Eating the rich is a silly idea. I can't imagine they taste very good. I propose a more entertaining solution... @startrekshitposti.ng
Geordi from star trek the next generation says don't eat the rich, yeet the rich
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Made this ages ago, but given the forecast for NC/SC this week, guess it's time to post it here. 🙃
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Rewatching "The Mandalorian" (for the umpteenth time), on S1E3 "The Sin," where Dr. Pershing is telling Mando he protected The Child, and now I'm needing a "What If...?" version where Mando not only spares Pershing, but Mando and Pershing team up, escape, and co-parent Baby Yoda/Grogu...
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two men are standing next to each other in front of a red shelf .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a red shelf .
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The more things change, the more they stay the same. youtu.be/og9DV0Si8bs?...
youtu.be
The Law & Order Gang | George Carlin | What Am I Doing in New Jersey (1988)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The one upside to Donny Dumbass getting back in office is that we have a decent chance of Netflix's "Space Force" being revived, or a similar series gracing our screens, so we can at least have a chuckle as the country (and the planet at large) circles the drain.
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a wall that says love
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a wall that says love
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
All I want for Christmas is for Karma to go on an absolute rampage.
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Karma, Cholesterol, and COVID have an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
May as well do a quick intro after evacuating the bad place... All-around geek/nerd who loves: -Star Trek 🖖 -Star Wars -Doctor Who -Anime -Gaming -Reading -Furry former-gods 🐈‍ -Water Sausages 🦦 -Trash Pandas 🦝 -Ass-screamers (opossums) -Sky-puppers 🦇 (--Regular puppers 🐕 are also okay)
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Aaron has worked on some of my favorite shows! 🖖🗡👽🧙‍♂️
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
There is a LOT of fuckery taking place.
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
It's not that we didn't understand the assignment. It's just that we got stuck with two garbage lab partners. One lab partner didn't do their share of the work, and the other deliberately sabotaged the group project for kicks. And now we all will fail.
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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I'm now hoping the meteor strikes on 1/20/2025, at 11:59:59 AM.
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a large asteroid is coming towards the earth .
ALT: a large asteroid is coming towards the earth .
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