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Corey Hesser

@coreyhess.bsky.social
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I am "no one of consequence." - DPR Busy reading Dungeon Crawler Carl.

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 16/10/2026
how do we get through this many names and not list Bill Hall. this is for Bill Fucking Hall, okay?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Uecker
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT! BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT!
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Bernie Brewer Flag
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Bernie Brewer Flag
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Garrett Mitchell Celebrates Brewers Win with Cheesehead
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bob Gas. Bobby Petrol. Robert Gasser. Not bad.
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Spongebob's Thoughtful Hat Tip
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Friday morning Corey thanks you!
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Bernie Brewer Bernie Brewer Flag
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Z-Your Enrico Palazzo @enricopalazzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CHOURIO
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHEEEEEEE!
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
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Jim Kogutkiewicz @jimmyfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my gosh, Brewers
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Brewers.
Miller Park
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thursday Night Football needed an adult in the room when discussing Deshaun Watson yesterday.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My first memory of the Brewers making the playoffs was when I was in my early 20s. Going from that barren wasteland to 103 wins is something this diehard fan never would have imagined Now let's finish this off and get a hunk of metal.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisconsin?
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George Clooney: Lurk Peek
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's better than 100 wins? 101 wins. @brewersbot.bsky.social 😮‍💨 (MLB x @AbbVie)
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE 100-WIN CLUB
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 22/09/2026
From @theathletic.com: A college football fan nowadays is expected to be "a loyal, fawning, compliant ATM," our columnist writes. "You now must treat your team as if it is some sort of charitable foundation that will wither away if you don’t support it."
nyti.ms
Who gets blamed when college football teams lose now? You, the fans
The solution to every problem in college football and basketball these days? Ask fans for more money. And Congress can't change that.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Packers' special teams made a big play? The special teams?
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Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody - Real Life or Fantasy?
Alt: Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody - Real Life or Fantasy?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First Packers drive of the game has me like:
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Wtf Tom Delonge's Mullet Look
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LFG
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got a ticket on an impulse buy this morning. That'll be hard to top for a while.
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We are going to learn so much about the Wisconsin football team tonight. Things such as “their names.”
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WNBA @wnba.com · 24/08/2026
Join us in wishing a Happy Birthday to 2x WNBA Champion, 5x WNBA All-Star, 2022 WNBA All-Star Game MVP, 2022 All-WNBA First Team member, 2022 Commissioner's Cup Champion, and 2021 WNBA Sixth Woman of the Year, Kelsey Plum! 🎉 #WNBABday
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/08/2026
What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Holy crap what a ball forward from Mattice to Jónsdóttir
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And we are all the better for it.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Too bad the World Cup couldn't build the entire plane out of England-France.
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Now This Is Pod Racing
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Jordan Ritter Conn @jordanritterconn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I wrote about the World Cup, America, and the people I've met this month from across the world — Argentina, Cape Verde, Egypt, Iraq, and Iran — that make this tournament, and this country, what they are. www.theringer.com/2026/07/16/w...
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The 2026 World Cup Was a Distinctly American Contradiction
“For just a few seconds, we can let ourselves share in this moment together”
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Having a beer at Black Husky after going for an 11 mile bike ride. The NWSL is on the TV. It is so jarring watching football without the snipers on the roof at all the World Cup games.
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Copa 2018: Player's Dramatic Fall
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kylian Mbappé, leading scorer at the World Cup, with Wemby. Sweet mother of God! 😳 #NBA
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hats off, Cape Verde
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Penguin Shows Respect: You're Doing Great!
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Ufm: Bearded Man's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Dan Shafer @danshafer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This Mark Twain quote is one I've been thinking a lot about with the 250th. "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it." I love this country. Truly love this country. But right now, our government does not deserve our support.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Congrats to Cape Verde! What a story!
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Minions Cheering in Despicable Me
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thanks for the memories, Giannis. It was a honor to watch both the block in the Finals and the 64 point game in person. Likely also saved the Bucks from moving out of Milwaukee. One of one.
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Gianiss in Bucks Jersey
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James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
'Alexi Lalas’s ubiquitousness every World Cup is American TV’s answer to the Iran war: no one wants it, everyone hates it, and as it drags on, it inevitably becomes a face-saving exercise in damage limitation'
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The French aristocrat and the all-American idiot: Henry v Lalas is the World Cup’s most compelling battle
Fox’s broadcast at the tournament has become a story of two contrasting styles. And there is one clear winner
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Zlatan over Lalas every day and twice on Sunday.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Incredible atmosphere at the Moran's Pub World Cup watch party. Dos a cero.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
And we are live! Massive thanks to everyone who contributed to this. Reading your posts made me so much madder than I ever knew was possible
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The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech
The bugs, broken apps, and nightmare customer-service bots we can't escape, presented as a blessed and sacred addendum to Pope Leo XIV’s new encyclical on AI
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Kyle Harrison has a 1.57 ERA in 10 starts for the Brewers That’s the lowest ERA in a pitcher’s first 10 starts with the Brewers, surpassing 2008 CC Sabathia (1.59)
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 23/05/2026
Monster speaking at a commencement: "And, as you head out into the world, your fresh, meaty torsos will be ripped apart and roasted to feed your new alien overlords-wait, why are you all booing?"
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I just saw a video where someone piled a bunch of lil smokies on a regular sized bun and someone commented “homie made pigs in a comforter”
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