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Corey Hesser

@coreyhess.bsky.social
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I am "no one of consequence." - DPR Busy reading Dungeon Crawler Carl.

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 16/10/2026
how do we get through this many names and not list Bill Hall. this is for Bill Fucking Hall, okay?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Uecker
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT! BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT!
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Bernie Brewer Flag
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Bernie Brewer Flag
Alt: Bernie Brewer Flag
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Futurama: Good For Him Phillip J Fry
Alt: Futurama: Good For Him Phillip J Fry
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Garrett Mitchell Celebrates Brewers Win with Cheesehead
Alt: Garrett Mitchell Celebrates Brewers Win with Cheesehead
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bob Gas. Bobby Petrol. Robert Gasser. Not bad.
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Spongebob's Thoughtful Hat Tip
Alt: Spongebob's Thoughtful Hat Tip
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Game 3?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Friday morning Corey thanks you!
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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South Park: And It's Gone Meme
Alt: South Park: And It's Gone Meme
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Bernie Brewer Bernie Brewer Flag
Alt: Bernie Brewer Bernie Brewer Flag
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want to know what the safety was doing on that play. Did he lose track of the ball?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Muncy got a bit taller and suddenly batted righty?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LaFleur:
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Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
Alt: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ask them if Williams being in there would have stopped the YOLO-ball offense today.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Sunnyfication: Chef Wok Cooking with Fire
Alt: Sunnyfication: Chef Wok Cooking with Fire
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Dillon Brooks Hatewatch
Alt: Dillon Brooks Hatewatch
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
Alt: The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How much wood could Chuck Woodson chuck if Chuck Woodson chucked wood?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NBA:
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Spongebob's Patrick Taking Notes
Alt: Spongebob's Patrick Taking Notes
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Z-Your Enrico Palazzo @enricopalazzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CHOURIO
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHEEEEEEE!
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Alt: Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes! I was at the game yesterday and I was early. That old telecast really threw off the vibe.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good thing paramedics are on standby at the stadium.
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Jim Kogutkiewicz @jimmyfk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my gosh, Brewers
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Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
Alt: Jordan Peele Sweating Meme
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Brewers.
Miller Park
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thursday Night Football needed an adult in the room when discussing Deshaun Watson yesterday.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was at Game 6 and this just gave me a bad flashback to that game. No bueno.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely not.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My first memory of the Brewers making the playoffs was when I was in my early 20s. Going from that barren wasteland to 103 wins is something this diehard fan never would have imagined Now let's finish this off and get a hunk of metal.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisconsin?
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George Clooney: Lurk Peek
Alt: George Clooney: Lurk Peek
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's better than 100 wins? 101 wins. @brewersbot.bsky.social 😮‍💨 (MLB x @AbbVie)
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Wilt Chamberlain's Iconic Basketball Play
Alt: The Big Dipper
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE 100-WIN CLUB
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What are you drinking??
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Patrick Star Shocked in Spongebob Squarepants
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 22/09/2026
From @theathletic.com: A college football fan nowadays is expected to be "a loyal, fawning, compliant ATM," our columnist writes. "You now must treat your team as if it is some sort of charitable foundation that will wither away if you don’t support it."
nyti.ms
Who gets blamed when college football teams lose now? You, the fans
The solution to every problem in college football and basketball these days? Ask fans for more money. And Congress can't change that.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We still call it Miller Park in Milwaukee as well.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Packers' special teams made a big play? The special teams?
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Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody - Real Life or Fantasy?
Alt: Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody - Real Life or Fantasy?
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Back To The Future: Michael J Fox Taking Notes
Alt: Back To The Future: Michael J Fox Taking Notes. Haha it's actually Crispin Glover. Take that, AI
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First Packers drive of the game has me like:
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Wtf Tom Delonge's Mullet Look
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can you re-upload this clip? This goes from pre-snap to the runner getting tackled without showing the actual play itself.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And a Burlington graduate, so that covers the Wisconsin high school requirement.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kolten Wong was on the '21 team? I feel like he was on the team 10 years ago.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes, so maybe not the best comp.
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Corey Hesser @coreyhess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does the former coach have to remain a coach? If not, I present Mark Jackson before Steve Kerr.
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