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MA Linguistics, MS SLP, assistive tech engineer. A couple mid CES awards in a storage unit. Clinical director for the first FDA approved BCI, where’s my $ Elon Politics, data art, mental health, accessibility oneimpossiblethingatatime.com

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 7h
Trying to imagine a world in which I only heard rumors of concern
"Donald Trump is the greatest president of all timeẠạsaid Tracy Spencer of Chattanooga, Tennessee, as she awaited the president's arrival in Marine One. Asked how she addresses the increasing criticism of the president from disillusioned conservatives, she scoffed.
"Well, none of my friends and family are expressing that to me, because they know betterẠạ she said. "But I have heard the rumors that there are some people that think that, and I would say to those people that growth doesn't happen overnight and that there are growing pains."
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
“Indigenous military-industrial learning process” just blue screened me. Is this what it feels like to die. Am I dying
"Tehran has not simply supplied the Houthis with weapons. It has helped create an indigenous military-industrial learning process that becomes progressively harder to dismantle, even if direct Iranian supply routes are disrupted
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My house has a desktop app
A dashboard for my house that’s half broken but yep it’s a dashboard
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😂
Mark Zuckerberg on threads: that’s just my face

He’s going viral right now for not liking beer
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Five nights at Freddie’s amirite
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I made myself stop. It's getting crowded
My arm in frame holding a piece of lego art covered in lego flowersThe same, on a table so I don't drop it taking pictures like a moron
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I broke some LEGO and am making a living wall by beheading others
A bunch of Lego flowers stuck to big Lego art painting thing
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Abstract data visualization: Seven years of my own history with bipolar disorder.
A series of yellow and blue loops weaving in a line.a chart that looks a bit like a flower, with blue off one side and yellow off the other.A group of ovals that look a bit like bug eyesA sequence of many looping colored lines, all a bit of a curly-q.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A meme of skaters at the olympics falling over labeled exercise, sleep, seroquel, chasing a racer manic episode
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YES ok so I totally agree, but majority feedback was the opposite. As a result, I put a completely unfindable control in settings that is “hard mode,” which simply means no locked lines
A screenshot of a settings screen with hard selected instead of normal
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
BAM ok goodnight
A solved mazelike puzzle with lots of colors and wiggles
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Apropos of nothing, this is how I bench test input systems. This is an Android keyboard, but we’ve always done it with augmentative communication systems too. They’ve been battling for two days 😂 … that isn’t advice, I just like poltergeists
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
☀️
A geometric pattern of red, yellow, and blue connected sections of a puzzle on an angled grid.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is good turnout! A cybertruck honked and gave thumbs up. Sorry about your resale value, dude
Demonstrators stand along a tree-lined sidewalk outside Mechanics Bank, holding signs reading “Stop ICE,” “Vote Early,” and “Close the Camps.”Demonstrators face passing traffic along a landscaped sidewalk. A person in a blue shirt holds a “Deport ICE” sign, while another farther down holds a “Yes on 40 — Tax Billionaires” sign.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ok I was curious what it would say. It says 95 pounds, I guessed 80. The lighting was flattering to the pumpkin I guess
A pumpkin in a cart with someone looking at it like “wow, that is a pumpkin in a cart”
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have to figure out which goes with which. One of them is missing, one of them is damaged, and no this is not one of my web games
Overhead view of nine black silicone smartwatch band pieces arranged neatly on a white surface. The bands vary slightly in length, width, hole shape, and design.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would rather have this one guy back than the entire cabinet, staff, and even human printers of the administration.
Pierre Damas Bel was in college at Wright State University in Ohio when he was issued his bulky ankle monitor. He was an athlete.
And he hoped to study neuroscience and be a doctor. He was exactly the kind of young person whom previous versions of the Republican Party would have seen as an American success story. But he was a Haitian immigrant, so he was not wanted by the Trump administration, which did not seem to care who he was, or who he might become. In September, he called his father to say he felt "humiliated." CNN reported that soon after, police told his father that he had "thrown himself under a truck." A local pastor, Carl Ruby, said at a news conference that it was "our immigration policy that took his lifeạẠạ
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
related, lol I swiveled right
A random pile of shit on my desk, essentially. A bunch of mesh radios and esp32s of various kinds
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok I cleaned the fan you jerks
An air conditioning unit with a fan next to it that was dirty in an earlier photo
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My crossword is fucking with me
A line is filled in with H A I R Y B A looking like it needs LL
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Blah blah blah It takes a stab at the next three words based on the past 60 characters you just typed. Those words are influenced by things like banning them, but particularly past use in context. It sends no data, that was key. Gboard prediction is based on scraping over 100 million phones
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is my new favorite Bluesky interaction
Randy Northrup writes: “350 clocks is a serious commitment. MIT plus ‘or just steal it’ is exactly the spirit that got so many of us into web dev in the first place.”
I reply: “Wow robot, saying ‘just steal it’ is what got you into web dev is a remarkable admission”
Randy responds: “Ha, fair. I meant view-source and forking pens, not grand theft. 350 MIT clocks is still a lot of free learning material for whoever finds them.”Screenshot of Randy Northrup’s Bluesky profile, w “Systems · Networks · Web · AI”
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I started this project, the idea was to make an Inca quipu, which is a knotted counting system. Basically "what if quipu, but a loom." dr.eamer.dev/games/quipu-... It's fun to hover your mouse through! Other than that, I stand by going with the minimal version instead.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like this early wall effect
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Folks asked for this elsewhere - it’s more complex, but if you like minesweeper, it’s similarly minimalist and addictive. dr.eamer.dev/games/hexswe...
A sphere made of hexagons with minimalist IX around
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made an Inspector Gadget watch 😂 It uses Android's built in model and voices, or you can customize it. Next up is tying into smart homes. A fun experiment!
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t defenestrate when snow attenuates!
A picture of a man falling upside down into snow. The caption “In Kamchatka, Russia, it snowed so much that dudes are jumping out of buildings without injuring themselves.” There’s a quote post saying that this is going to be a huge inconvenience for russian security services
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nah
An image of California coast indicating its 106 at Disneyland today
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mood
Me, a middle aged white man, in a bad selfie on a sunny day with sunglasses and a frown
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I found an embarrassingly large folder of screenshots of other people’s jokes and am now periodically subjecting you to vintage bangers Anyway, where the fuck are the Scots
Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*staggers* *flops limp*
Luke
@Louck_Noomin
Love finding out someone use to be goth. Cause it means one day they looked in the mirror and said
"know what? im really not this spookyiẠỊ
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scoop of the century
The NYT alerting us all that Trump wanted the campaign ads paid for with govt money
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So cheerful!
My input

what's some recent stupid pete hegseth news so i can make a joke about him

Gemini response 

Let me know if you want help drafting a specific punchline around the Signal chat mistake or the mail-in voting irony!
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miss this guy.
One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like this ominous hulk It is very strange to be depressed and walk outside and see a cruise ship. Like … welcome?
A shot of the beach with a distant cruise shipSame ship zoomed in
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another silly experiment! If you set off a mine on the surface, drown it to chord (safely clear around marked mines). Marks will wash off, though! 😮
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More funky UX! The bordered cleared tiles are ugly, I'm just fiddling. dr.eamer.dev/games/hexswe...
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blah blah blah etc continues Thousands of words before and after 🤣
Amazon News
Myth #4: Community members get nothing from data centers.
This is also false. Data centers bring considerable
tax revenue, positive economic impact, large numbers of good jobs, education programs and other benefits to the communities where they're
built. Data center operators are often the single
largest taxpayer in a community, with upfront payments routinely exceeding entire annual municipal budgets in the first year of construction,
and long-term tax revenue often exceeding prior land use revenue by more than 1,000%. For example, in St. Joseph County, Indiana, the taxes Amazon will pay to the county are estimated to exceed $3 billion,
while the prior use on the same land would have
paid just $1.2 million over the same term. In
Montgomery County, Missouri, our project will pay more than $1.8 billion in taxes over 25 years, while
the prior use would have generated about
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$200,000 (0.01% of what we'll pay in taxes) over theAmazon News
$200,000 (0.01% of what we'll pay in taxes) over the same period. A 2026 report by Mangum Economics for the Northern Virginia Technology Council
estimates that without data center revenue, the average homeowner in Loudoun County, Virginia would pay additional property taxes of $5,800 per year. This new revenue from data centers often not
only dramatically reduces the taxes paid by families,
but it also funds investments in schools, fire and
police departments, parks, roads, and other community services. This is on top of the direct
investments most data center companies make to
local organizations that are used to address issues
most important to them, such as modernized emergency dispatch services, clean energy
projects, and support for local food banks. Over the past three years, Amazon has contributed more than $1 billion to communities across the U.S. in
which we have a meaningful data center pressAmazon News
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Additionally, thousands of construction jobs are created to build data centers. These jobs benefit
families in these communities and are a boon for
local small businesses. The average wages paid far
exceed local and national medians, and the job
numbers associated with these projects are
typically very significant compared to the size of
these communities. For example, in Madison County, Mississippi (population: 116,000), where we have two
data center sites under construction, there are over 2,300 people currently employed in construction; and in Newton County, Georgia (population: 125,000), there are over 1,500 people currently employed.
Many jobs are also created to operate a data center
once it's complete. For example, for the data centers in Madison County, we will employ over 1,700
people, and in Newton County, we will employ 400 people. And, we have over 20 education and workforce development programs to help en
these jobs are available to people from the
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damien Owens @OwensDamien
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found a folder of old screenshots and there’s a lot of Cher 🤣
Someone tags Cher with sit on my face and she replies SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !!
IM BUSY !!!
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cher burns down houses
An old tweet where Cher says she will take a dreamer into her home and business. Someone doubts her and she says then keep your eyes open bitch 

Apologies, many emoji in her message; it reads like a copy paste chain thing
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile, in brand new sentences
bemma @bemdoll
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jfc
During the execution attempt, they added, Ms. Pike even tried to help the staff place the two IV lines.
"She over and over again said, 'Please, try up on my shoulder higher, please try here, please try here," Randy Spivey, another of her lawyers, said. He added that Ms. Pike thanked them once staff members thought they had established the two lines.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“We urge you to use a ballot box” yep good call
A voter information mailer from the state of California detailing everything but mail in
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Volume up and side button Unacceptable 🤣 what are they thinking
A screenshot of my screen showing the little screenshot indents
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok I took this screenshot to make fun of this idiot but look at those black indents on the side. Apple adds where the buttons were pressed to the image now??
Overall, just 31% of people said they approve of Trump's handling of his job as president.
But when asked about his low approval rating during his interview with Time, Trump dismissed concerns.
"They're fake numbers,' Trump said. "I would beat anybody running today by 20 points. Your numbers, that you have, are fake. The pollsters are corrupt. They're almost as corrupt as the writersiạ
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn’t realize I was ahead of the curve on this one
Students Are Now Questioning
Fraternity Culture
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hurricane whatzerface
A photo of near sunset on the beach with a hazy cloud coming in
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So late this year. Never had a big bloom like I had for five years in a row, and now I’m starting to get a bit of one
Two wimpy little yellow roses
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