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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@yourkickstartersucks.com I gotta let you guys know that I have been stealing “the fat waiter” character and jokes with my friends and presenting them as my own material and it. Is. Killing. Thank you for making me seem funnier and cleverer than I am
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Colin McInerney @colin.how · 20/08/2026
IN THE SIXTH HOUSE WE BELIEVE
one of those "in this house we believe" signs except it has the speech from Dagoth Ur, the primary antagonist of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, that he delivers during the final encounter

WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE.
I'M A GOD! HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD?
WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE?
THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
NO RECALL OR INTERVENTION CAN WORK IN THIS PLACE.
COME, LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS, IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR MY MERCY.
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Jenka @jenka.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kalshi on which produce item will kill you
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Who told all the teenage boys to grow terrible mustaches and why
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Disassembled my vacuum to find it completely full of dog hair. Culprit pictured.
A big tan-white fluffy dog sleeping peacefully in a dog bed. She definitely sheds an insane amount you can tell.
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
X-Men …,, sucks
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is a very good look at the realities of the ANA
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dealing with a lot of people lately and golly there sure are a lot of people named Angel these days
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bananas are a good midnight snack
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@rosen.senate.gov did you vote to approve this trump judge? Why? www.senate.gov/legislative/...
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U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 2nd Session
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FIFA not letting this game end until Argentina is ahead
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everybody fell down that means the goal doesn’t count
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The first Suicide Squad movie. Still the only movie I’ve ever walked out on.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Normal @normal_now
How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off
11:10 PM • 10/9/18 • Twitter for Android
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paranoodle・play dirtbag mahjong! @paranoodle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
worms rejoice
save 30% on dirt
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
bigger fish to fry these days of course but… HMS Host must be destroyed. Airport restaurants used to be like 30% better than this.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A lot of the acting in The Pitt is real bad
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
wrote about my new favorite way to watch baseball type-click-type.ghost.io/the-best-sho...
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The Best Show On TV Is The Glitchy 3D Graphics On The MLB App
Help I can't stop laughing
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Andrew Wyeth’s Christina’s World, but she’s staring across the vast empty national mall at a disant Ferris wheel and the White House. You know, because no one went to AmeriFair.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
rear is the pants filler
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 01/07/2026
Donald Trump declared making more than 22,000 stock transactions in 2025, according to the FT analysis. His immediate predecessor, Joe Biden, made 13 transactions over four years. In his first term, Trump made 517. ft.trib.al/ld3ItuQ
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If our "environmental protection" frameworks can stop an affordable housing project but can't stop a detention center or a highway expansion we really need to start talk about ripping things up root and branch.
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Why so many bots? What purpose is there to have all these when there’s no ad money?
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Might have to celebrate 4th of July in Nova Scotia this year :/
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What are They hiding from us???
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
despite Vanilla Ice’s clear desire to collaborate, he listened and stopped
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Important thread about Trump's relentless corruption. He ran for president in 2024 to avoid prosecution and get rich. Tthat's exactly what has happened.
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is gonna be so awesome when they start taking money to influence the bot’s responses. Imagine 2028 when anyone asks their phone who to vote for and every bot unanimously says the GOP because billionaires paid off the AI companies.
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The guy in this picture is in Guantanamo now
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Josh the Ar-TEEST @heroesofcrash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰
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Priya @priyamatta.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Giving my wife the gift of being a boyfriend for a while
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
On this slightly longer clip, a white object transits the sky on the right. What is that?
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I want some damn CHIPS. Sour cream and onion or the sour cream cheddar ruffles please.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 15/05/2026
Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, is enjoying a range of special privileges at the low-security prison where she was transferred after she played defense for Donald Trump. trib.al/mHxEJqD
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 27/04/2026
Why the hell did a military contractor build a secluded residence in the New Mexico desert? The construction company is not known for constructing private homes, yet it did so for Jeffrey Epstein. trib.al/wmPJvbT
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Terrifying Details Exposed on Who Built Epstein’s New Mexico Ranch
Why the hell was a military contractor involved in building Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch?
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man talking on a walkie talkie with the words " a great day comrades we sail into history " below him
ALT: a man talking on a walkie talkie with the words " a great day comrades we sail into history " below him
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realKyleKeegan @realkylekeegan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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🐜 🍯 Anth “unholy” Becker @anthonybecker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orb falls on wizard’s face in bed, like a phone
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Watched a YouTube video featuring a tasty looking sandwich from Algeria. Wife said “omg let’s go there and get the sandwich!!” Bb I do not want to go to Algeria for the sandwich. There’s an easier way.
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yeah I’ll prolly be seein this
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Embraer E175 son or Airbus A220 daughter
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Posting Through It listeners: this is our Bat Signal
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DaCoolguy @coolguy69420.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Yooooooooooooo
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The “light side of the Moon” is because (we’re told) the Sun. Half = light. That’s why we see it. Same with Earth (day = half of Earth seeable). But, we can see one side of the Sun too. You catching on? ...Yup. What is the light side of the Sun because of?🤔
Diagram illustrating the theoretically necessary Prime Daysource which illuminates the bright side of the Sun
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