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Cooking in a Kettle

@cookinginakettle.bsky.social
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A former prisoner, I cooked in a kettle when I did time. I love my family, Arsenal FC, and 90s/early 00s hip hop. I hate racists, The Scum newspaper, and Totnum Hotspurs. Indian/Kenyan origin, but born and bred in East London.

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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flew into Heathrow and the pilot, who had already gone past Wembley, decided that he should circle back round in order to fly past The Home of The Champions 🏆
Image of the home of Arsenal FC, the Premier League Champions, Emirates Stadium, from the air.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers for his coke dealer at this difficult time 🙏🏽
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It still irks me that the masters of dodgy business, Chelsea, were only fined £10m. The PL bottled it with that punishment, and that will have an impact on this one. A measly points deduction and a manageable fine incoming.
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Restore is screaming their campaign manager was attacked with scalding liquid. What actually happened was someone knocked into him and he spilled his coffee. The Police came and even noted there was no 'visible injuries'. The fascists only have lies, ridiculous lies.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I remember when Scott Marshall was touted as being the long-term Tony Adams replacement 😭
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gabi hat-trick. Leo masterclass for Besiktas. Huge Arsenal win. Now, I just need ManUre to get something against City!
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11/09/2026
omg. (it wasn't me) www.famouscampaigns.com/2026/09/meta...
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Meta smart glasses mocked by fake notices on London Underground
London’s backlash against camera-equipped smart glasses has reached the Tube, with spoof stickers styled as official TfL safety notices appearing inside Underground carriages and warning wearers that ...
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now.arsenal @nowarsenal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Arsenal fans to Myles Lewis-Skelly after the win over Napoli: “Myles, give us a song!” Myles: “We know what we areeee!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 04/09/2026
Street artist Itaewon has painted a new mural celebrating Kevin Campbell’s career on the side of Morleys in Brixton.
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Marcus Hill @drmarcushill.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The most incredible part of this undercover reporting isn't the blasé attitude that Reform has to political funding laws, or the blatant manipulation of the press. We already knew they are criminals. It's that it contains a report of Farage actually being in Clacton.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But, but, but, but they believe in free speech!
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Manu @emmanuellaine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Latest development of the Malick Fofana circus. Romain discussing the transfer saga from last night. This is becoming more and more common. This is quite sad in a way. Great player but glad or understand that #Arsenal kept away from it. Happy read. And hit a follow to Romain, well worth it
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Merino masterclass incoming
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I thought throw-ins were meant to be taken quickly under the new rules? Or is that only when The Arsenal take a little longer?
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A list of lyrics if all lyrics were as profound as “I got soul, but I'm not a soldier” by The Killers... 1. I got hips, but I’m not a hipster 2. I got plums, but I’m not a plumber 3. I got toes, but I’m not a toaster 4. I got badge, but I’m not a badger 5. I got meow, but I'm not a homeowner
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
These are so inaccurate. They have chins. 🤣
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ROBERTO DI SPERZI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Christine Christine Movie
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I always thought Reiss staying with us was a bad move for him. (It's probably on my old Twitter account.) I wish him the best of luck wherever he goes.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in piss, Ratko Mladic.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Simon @hantsravens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Havertz goal (with audio) #Arsenal #AFC #Gunners
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Simon @hantsravens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
‘He’s back, he’s back’!!! (With audio 😂) Calafiori goal #Arsenal #AFC #Gunners
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Elon is a f--king fraud. A racist, greedy, evil fraud.
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Amy Lawrence @amylawrence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There is no logic that makes any obvious sense for Myles Lewis Skelly to be expendable to Arsenal unless the price is a new level of mad (and even then it’s debatable).
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I saw the effects of spice in the prison system. They're horrific. If you have kids, speak to them about this and educate them on the dangers. www.lbc.co.uk/article/kids...
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Kids hospitalised as schools battle spice-vape influx | LBC
The evidence suggests social media continues to be the main vehicle for these illegal vapes making their way into the hands and mouths of children.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Chris Tucker in Rush Hour: Don't Touch My Radio!
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So, basically, Mikel Merino ate pizza from this place and the fat from the cheese helped protect his brain from Messi's shot, thus ensuring Spain won the World Cup.
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Mikel Merino goal
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My skipper 🥹
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Robert Patrick T-1000 Homer Backing Away Meme
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Whatever the question is, Weasel Streeting is not the answer.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well done Spain!
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is exactly how I felt when Arsharvin was benched for the 2009 FA Cup Semi Final against Chelsea but was then played in the league match against Liverpool three days later.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*Sees Saka and Rice start* "F*ck Thomas Tuchel! F*ck Anthony Barry! F*ck the FA as a staff, football association and motherf*ckin crew! And if you wanna be down with the FA, f*ck you too!"
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Tupac Shakur Dancing in Music Video
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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Recording everything we see and do constantly? It’s giving fascism, not fashion It’s just been revealed Meta is planning to make the glasses “continuously record audio while taking photos every few seconds” without any warning light* Literally NO ONE asked for this #noncegoggles *Source: the FT
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The punishment fits the crime. lol
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/07/2026
The beautiful game. The people’s game. Throughout this World Cup, we have been reminded of a simple truth: football belongs to everyone. So does the joy and community it creates. Yesterday, I joined New Yorkers on Rikers Island to watch England take on Argentina.
Mayor Mamdani greets detainees in Rikers Island jail for a World Cup watch party. A detainee on Rikers Island is served from a buffet.
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Nina Lakhani @ninalakhani.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
'History will not forget complicity. Keir Starmer witnessed 73,000 Palestinians killed by Israeli forces, including 21,000 children, and kept supplying arms to Israel.' Save the Children statement is if anything, kind to Starmer, who voiced support for war crimes www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Save the Children clashes with Labour after accusing Starmer of ‘complicity’ in Gaza deaths
Government – which provides significant portion of charity’s funding – is understood to have demanded an explanation
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What a disgusting animal 🤬
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Frogface v Binface (Come on the Bins!)
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If there was a moment that sparked the racist rhetoric that we see now, it was this. Hit pieces in the right-wing press about Asians, and Muslims in particular. It was already in the psyche when 9/11 happened two months later. It brought the BNP back, and race/immigration never left the story.
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Most surprising thing of this World Cup: An English referee (Anthony Taylor) giving Bernado Silva a yellow card for a foul on Arsenal's Mikel Merino. Where was this energy in the Premier League???
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My Facebook feed is being pumped with so much anti-Mamdani rhetoric right now. There is ZERO substance in any of the stories: no facts, no figures. Just a pile-on to provoke people into thinking that he is the enemy. When, the real enemy is the billionaire class. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Was reading an article where the Torygraph talk about the dystopian future that Sainsbury's is bringing in because of its facial recognition expansion. I wonder if their journalists use AI (another potentially dystopian thing) to write articles?
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In the TV show 'Billions,' the AG of NY, Chuck Rhoades Jr, is the Nepo baby of a billionaire, Rhoades Sr. Chuck has his money placed into a *BLIND TRUST* to avoid conflicts of interest. Having your sons (the likely beneficiaries) manage your money is CORRUPT!!! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Trump made more than $1bn from crypto in first year back in office
The president's crypto income far outpaces his earnings from real estate and Trump-themed items such as watches.
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The crowning moment, one month ago today 🏆 🔴 @Arsenal
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Cooking in a Kettle @cookinginakettle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Show this to Reform voters. This is what will happen if they get in and destroy the NHS.
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