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Cookerguy

@cookerguy.bsky.social
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San Francisco Giants (F' the Dodgers) 49ers, Warriors, and Sacramento Kings Fan. Humor is medicine. Life is precious, respect Women's right to healthcare. Double Lung transplant recipient. Masking advocate.

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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 3h
From Sly Comics: Sleazeballs
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 13h
Breaking: The Atlanta Hawks offer to send Jack Smith a DVD of their thrilling February 3, 2024 overtime win over the Warriors because apparently he missed it.
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Ashleigh @vinylgeek.bsky.social · 15h
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Julie @juliewb.bsky.social · 12h
www.nbcnews.com/world/middle... Thorough article on this event
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What we know about the cockpit stabbing on Israel-bound flight
Here’s what we know about the Flydubai flight, and how close it came to resulting in tragedy.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Debuted on ABC 66yrs ago today. THE FLINTSONES (1960-66)
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fill my glass
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The chef who debones the fish on the customer's plate: a form of art. Original post
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William "Chip" Nagel @cto1usn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dawny B @dawnbritten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Morning fellow plebs xx
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Morning @stillsalty.bsky.social
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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/3 Rocking the anthropological world, a second “Lucy” is discovered in southern Uganda.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moose out for a swim in Glacier National Park: #AGoodPlace Source: AccuWeather
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pat Bagley absolutely nailed the nasty, ugly and fat, Commie and Xi's meeting at the White House.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's right.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
kids just requested "cheese dinner," which is apparently "different things with cheese"
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have an extreme phobia of German sausages. I truly fear the wurst.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saguaros in bloom are one of the wonders of the Sonoran Desert-bees, birds and bats all help in pollinating these improbable waxy flowers-each one lasts from an evening through the night and by midday of the next day, closes forever. IG: @allophile_ www.instagram.com/allophile_?s...
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
interesting read.
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lying in front of the TV with a pillow and a blanket.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My orange-pedo loving sister said she has to vote R to stop trans people. Me: "I don't fucking care what people want to do with their own fucking bodies. It's none of your fucking business. You thinking you have a say in this is the stupidest thing I've ever fucking heard." 🤬
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Loam @voxdulcis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good rainy Sunday morning, #jokesters. No power walk, but plenty of NFL ahead on the agenda. First day of Fall is on Tuesday. So, Halloween is right around the corner.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today's Coffee Spitter ================
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cllassic
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
📌Now that you soft-ballers in the press FINALLY understand this felon is playing hardball, it's time for you to band together and refuse to cover the WH. Start calling it the way WE see it. The way it IS: A lawless regime hellbent on destroying this country. Get your heads out of your asses.
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Laguna Beach Democratic Club @lagunabeachdems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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If 2026 was an Ice Cream truck
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 16/09/2026
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Skullduggery Numb-skull Poppycock
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Kevin Ault @kevinault.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Enjoy this wonderful painting of 'The Great One' on Roberto Clemente Day. Painting is based Clemente at Riverfront Stadium on October 9, 1972, the third game of the NLCS. via @graigkreindler.bsky.social #BaseballSky.
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The puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 15/09/2026
Peak
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good question
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beowolf5548.bsky.social @beowolf5548.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A two-panel comic featuring a character wearing a red "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" hat holding a bowling ball. In the first panel, a speech bubble reads: "MAGIC 8-BALL, WILL I GET A $5K CHECK?". In the second panel, the character turns the bowling ball around to reveal the finger holes instead of a Magic 8-Ball display.
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Canuckstan 🇨🇦 @jonchevreau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Attached: 1 image #news #politics #uspol #uspolitics #GOPCult #trump #ethics #corruption #maga
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@stillsalty.bsky.social Do you need an emotional support pickle?
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World Health Network @thewhn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Myth: Masks don’t work against COVID-19. Fact: A well-fitting, high-quality respirator can significantly reduce your exposure to airborne virus. Fit and filtration matter, which is why respirators such as N95s are recommended. Protect yourself. Protect others. #COVID19 #COVID #MaskUp #LongCOVID
Black graphic with the WHN logo at the top left and “World Health Network – Science for a safer, healthier world” at the top right. Large pink and white text reads: “Myth: Masking is ineffective against COVID-19.” At the bottom: “Myths vs. Facts: COVID-19.”Black graphic with the WHN logo at the top left and “World Health Network – Science for a safer, healthier world” at the top right. Large pink and white text reads: “Fact: Masking is highly effective against COVID, so long as you are using a respirator-quality mask that works well for your face shape.” At the bottom: “Myths vs. Facts: COVID-19.”
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks, Rita's
photo of a street sign for "Rita's ice • custard • happiness." Below the main logo, the changeable letter board reads: "DIETING IS HARD" on one line and "GIVE UP" on the line below it.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Found comment: "Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The title really says it all.
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Riveting reading...
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 04/09/2026
Hi, according to a UCLA study last year, there are 2.8 MILLION transgender Americans over 13 years old. TWO POINT EIGHT MILLION. Good luck ending us, asshole.
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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my cartoons for Friday's Metro
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Cookerguy @cookerguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@stillsalty.bsky.social How's your little bestie?
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cliffdubya.bsky.social @cliffdubya.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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