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@constans.bsky.social
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Hardscrabble, yet privileged, NJ flotsam Currently located in NYC

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constans @constans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Obviously I would never feel sorry for republicans, but they had a good thing going where they convinced every single immigrant group that , somehow, they were racist at immigrants and their families that somehow didn’t include them. And idiots like Bo French went mask off, breaking the illusion!
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sure this is another rough day for @mattgertz.bsky.social
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can’t see air travel as worse than it was during my lifetime because the prices are essentially flat in nominal dollars. I’m paying the same amount now as I did in 1998, plus I get an entertainment system and WiFi in my seat
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This was George W Bush as well
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I love these pictures. By the time my family left their home countries, wearing their traditional clothing had fallen out of fashion in favor of western styles.
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
9% marginal income tax for income above $1m or so. Works because you will get killed on property taxes exceeding the additional income tax if you move to a huge house in NH Basically this just put MA in line with CT-NY-NJ. But it’s a bummer for the high earners who were getting a great deal in MA
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Learned recently there's a whole subculture of halal BBQ joints in texas, originally because Texas's quite-large Muslim population couldn't eat at ones that also prepared pork, but now it's a whole thriving culinary niche. Real "glorious American melting pot" stuff
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Please read my new Substack post: “Why Your Princess Leia Slave Girl Outfit Fantasy is Problematic”
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If the communist revolution happens, I want a guarantee that we can have a right to bourgeois frivolity
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thinking of buying a workout/fitness monitoring strap because I am tired of not being able to wear different watches anymore. We are all slaves to the Apple Watch, like we are in the USSR and have been issued “workers’ watch number 7”
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/04/2026
There’s a kind of guy who loves the idea that ordinary conservatives actually care about “fighting billionaires” and I think it’s laughable. They keep voting to make your life worse because their politics are that they don’t like you, not because they’re under the spell of a trickster political god.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 31/03/2026
I said this in replies elsewhere, but I want to say it loudly here. Anything other than a fullthroated affirmation of birthright citizenship in this country by SCOTUS is an act of treason. It is grounds for immediate impeachment. It is a violation of every oath they have made.
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is what I’m worried about
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Gotta agree with Will, here. Kat was a good candidate who punched way above her weight.
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Quarks @quarks.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Interpolated, not extrapolated @oakwtf.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Voters: "I disliked Biden because [thing Trump did], and I missed Trump because [thing Biden did]. I voted for Trump again because I wanted [thing Harris promised], But I really hope that Trump doesn't [core Trump campaign promise]."
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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Degenerate gamblers is putting it kindly. The only goal in the antebellum south was to be a planter. Every enterprise, all learning and skills, were acquired in the effort to become a planter. Despite this, they were all terrible at running plantations with no-cost labor. Nigh universally in debt.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If many people hold a left-wing opinion they are a mob and should be ignored; if few people hold a left wing opinion they are fringe and should be ignored. The substance or correctness of the opinion is irrelevant. This is the reactionary centrist credo bsky.app/profile/eliv...
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“Instead of traumatizing people with whistles, which can be triggering for some people, use jazz hands”
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Nate not realizing that our "unincorporated territories in the Caribbean" were acquired from Denmark in the first place in exchange for... relinquishing all claims to Greenland. Peak punditry right there. 10/10, don't ever change.
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This is kind of freeing in a way, knowing that there’s no going back to normal. We can build something new, but it will require crushing republicans at every turn, not “working together”
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wil Stancil following ICE in his Honda Fit is a wonder to behold. The man can’t be stopped
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Ed @ed3d.net · 12/01/2026
The chair of the fed ripping off his shirt and yelling "you know where to find me, bitch" while very clearly signaling to The Money that Trump is breaking The Money can I have a precedented time again? I've been good
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is very grim www.nbclosangeles.com/investigatio...
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2 found dead at Brentwood mansion that belongs to director Rob Reiner
A man and woman were found dead inside a home in Brentwood that records and neighbors tie to director Rob Reiner.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The path forward involves killing off your grandma and sexually harassing your daughter.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
This is how Josh Barro sounded ten years ago! His nonstop immersion in social environment where these sorts of views are treated as ridiculous has changed and radicalized him! (and many others)
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I am a big time glasses snob so I will never wear a pair of sunglasses just because they are tech-enabled, ensuring I will never get punched in the face because someone suspects I’m surreptitiously filming them just because I’m wearing Ray-bans
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No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Old Soviet joke: Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three? One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This somewhat fits the perception, fair or not, that High Point is for rich kids who couldn't get into Elon, which is for rich kids who couldn't get into Wake Forest, which is for rich kids who couldn't get into Duke.
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Protests of normies and wine moms might be cringe to leftists and the Nazi edgelord crowd, but these are the people who vote. We are a cringe nation. All hail our cringe resistance suburban wine moms
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
These guys love spending other people’s money and indulging in their Nazi fantasies in the group chat. Amazing stuff
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
First Trump is crushing the soybean farmers. Now he’s undermining the cattle ranchers. These are unexpected blessings!
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
As a guy who keeps a bunch of good stories in my back pocket to pull out when necessary, I absolutely agree.
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Whomst among us has not ended up at the Ustaša tattoo parlor during a drunk night out?
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
You really sorta understand where marvel/dc characters come from when you realize how many types of guy like sliwa are in new york
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My brain is rotten to the core.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
college towns are absolutely fantastic, one of the great American concepts, and for unknown reason the people who live in college towns absolutely loathe them and want to ensure no one else can live there
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I’m sure if Obama did this no one would think it was a big deal
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The fact that the Uvalde police were called and that that is where all this is happening is a nice touch
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
donald trump holds only two principled position: that neither corruption nor rape should be crimes
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Americans are driven by extreme amounts of status anxiety. People sign up to be republicans because they think that’s the path to social respectability. The NYT is always looking for what places them in some kind if establishmentarian alongside their wealthiest and most respectable audience
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
All the hits to this article crashed the server
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constans @constans.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
One of the things about NYC which no New Yorker will admit is that they have TERRIBLE subway etiquette. It is the only system I’ve been on where people don’t make an effort to move to the middle of the car. And tonight’s train conductor is NOT having it, & she’s reminding everyone to move further in
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Guys who crawled up into fame by running small businesses and mastering SEO and cloutchasing being more right wing than people who mastered a collaborative art form seems pretty intuitive to me
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth conspired to murder a fisherman named Chad Joseph (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/w...
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Trinidadian Family Says U.S. Military Killed Relative in Boat Attack
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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