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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sir, those numbers aren't your IQ. They're your cholesterol levels...

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 04/09/2026

What a horrific thing for our commander in chief to say about people who sacrificed their lives for our country.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Conveniently forgetting that Canada is the reason many of the Geneva Conventions exist.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Anyone else just really enjoy watching Jake Lang get his dumb, racist, fake-armored ass handed to him on repeat?

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"But as we say in science, it is not whether you win or lose. It's how you fiddle with the data!" -Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

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Bunsen Honeydew from The Muppet Show

Alt: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from The Muppet Show

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Somewhere, someone at Merriam-Webster is just straight up deleting "Irony" all together.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Mike Judge supposedly changed the title of "Idiocracy" from the working title of "3001" because he realized the dumbing down of American politics writ large was occurring at a much more rapid pace than the 1000-year time skip.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

But also, for the eleventy hundredth time: no one amasses these levels of wealth without some sort of sociopathy required to not give two shits about your fellow human beings.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Two functional brain cells amongst them and both are fighting for third place.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

How is this not the cartoonish villain from an 80s movie who threatens to tear down the local ballpark to build a shopping mall, only to be thwarted by a rag tag group of kids and a golden retriever?

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Trump's flunkies are constantly collectively shitting their pants but then whine about not getting enough credit for only dragging their asses halfway across the carpet.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

how much longer do we need to pretend his brain isn't actively leaking out of his ass

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Honestly, at this point, the replug is optional.

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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 22/05/2026

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Every single one of whom could kick his ass with ease.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It's time for a public cognitive rest

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/05/2026

if they were intentionally trying to wreck the country, how could you tell the difference?

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

He is a stain on all of humanity, and I will unabashedly and unapologetically celebrate his inevitable death whenever it finally occurs. Preferably shitting himself on live TV, but I'll take whatever.

A gas pump showing the sales total of $86.47

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Because his only politics are, "Whatever benefits me personally the most in this moment".

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Prince Caspian @nysea.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

It's incredible that this man's vocabulary consists of somewhere between 6 to 8 of the same fucking sentences vomited out to every situation and our braindead neighbors said hell yeah let's do that again.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

With Rudy Giuliani in critical condition in the hospital at age 81, despite my differences with him, in the spirit of the common humanity of all people, it is my sincere wish that Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss had a pleasant Sunday with their families.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

He knows he's cooked after the midterms. The scary part is what could happen between now and when the newly elected Congress takes their seats.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Who amongst us hasn't had our papers demanded at an Applebee's Happy Hour?

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"Welcome to the GOP Government, where the statistics are made up and the Constitution doesn't matter!"

Drew Carey hosting the game show, Who's line is it anyway?"

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I mean, this is just really solid advice in any case!

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Jody Houser ✒️🗯️🎲 @jodyhouser.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Also, if you really want a story that you are a part of, gather some friends and PLAY AN RPG.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Instead of wasting time getting angry at this needy narcissist's vain attempts to secure a flattering place in history, focus instead on the joy you'll feel when his mug and name are inevitably removed from everything except his urine-splattered gravestone. apnews.com/article/pass...

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US will issue commemorative passports with Trump’s picture for America's 250th birthday

The State Department says it's preparing a limited release of commemorative U.S. passports celebrating America’s 250th birthday and featuring a picture of President Donald Trump.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My wife was at a university staff meeting today to recognize their work, and a balloon near the stage popped. Absolute silence and immediate panic in the room, waiting to hear screams. I won't hear any BS from the GOP as to why Bunker Bitch needs his emotional support ballroom.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two photos...

An inflatable doll with a head full of air, but still useful.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

At some point it's just going to be Rubio pulling the string while his comically oversized shoes stick out from under the horrid gold curtains, right?

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a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake

Alt: Scene from the comedy movie, "Weekend at Bernie's"

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Not only does HE not know anything about global macro economics, he's counting on and assumes their base also knows nothing about global macroeconomics. A metric that has, unfortunately, proven itself time and again.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Any human making these kinds of noises should immediately be checked by a doctor...or a priest.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"...and he doesn't care how many men, women, and children he has to kill to get it!"

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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Any Dem who runs on a platform of ending every single government contract with Palantir, then hiring a team of experts to undo the damage these fascist dorks have done to our infrastructure, communications and personnel, not only has my vote, but has my donation checks and volunteer hours as well.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

POTUS is posting NatSec details on social media, but as a young Airman, if I'd called my mom to tell her I was deploying I would've lost my job.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I asked my toaster oven to change the oil in my car and it said purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

"But if this very specific and totally imaginary scenario miraculously happens, then we're back to square one! Please take me seriously!"

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I've said it before: they WANT it to get as bad as possible in order to galvanize voters for Dems in the midterms and 2028.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Notably, their agreement doesn't seem to prevent her from shoving HIM out of one...

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 07/04/2026

"I don't want to do this, but you made me." - every abuser, ever. We fucking told you so.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Rep. Ted Lieu isn't backing down.

Screenshot of a tweet by Rep. Ted Lieu stating that U.S. military law prohibits war crimes, including strikes on civilian infrastructure that cause disproportionate harm. The tweet warns that service members must disobey illegal orders and could face prosecution by a future administration if they commit war crimes.

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Jerrad Alexander @conservingspace.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Absolutely would've faked a Comms issue to get out of that call

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