Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I can’t read Arabic, but can only assume this means Haramball is back 120
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I have just discovered the existence of this show and need to obtain the master tapes immediately 101
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026four hours’ sleep, a totally unjustified three pint hangover, kids have been up since 5am and I’ve got them all day. Also need to do a big shop and sort out a minimum of two clothes washes 010
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026“Ivan Toney couldn’t mass enough forces for an attack” 000
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Three lines up my nose Jules Rimet still gleaming 1112
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is the end result of gutting newsroom staff and no longer having subeditors. Can’t believe this typo made it through to the headline - it’s actually spelt “cunt” 1164
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026West Ham kit launch has a real nonce sting video feel to it. “So Jarrod, you’ve come here today to meet someone who you think is a Premier League chairman…” 160
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Bluey chair about to get lobbed across the front room here 120
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Honking at the shirtless mannequin giving it a Tom Of Finland energy. Seller is clearly a big Ernst Rohm guy. Also, dying to see what’s on that PowerPoint 030
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026“We’ll get someone to pick you up from the airport” 030
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Anyone got a contact at the Islamic Revolutionary Guard 040
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Picked up this amazing Coventry programme for a quid in a antique shop. It is a masterpiece in typography and graphic design 240
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The American mind can’t conceive Haggle Vinyl on Essex Road 140
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Boro have cleaned out the Greggs at St Pancras. Fair play lads 🕵🏻♂️🥪🔴 040
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026What is the charge? Enjoying a succulent standup on Microsoft Teams? 030
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Saturday night, and Damon Hill is giving Timmy Mallett advice on how to fix his bike over on twitter 040
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Yeah yeah great game, but the real quiz is the 90 minutes of prime haramball coming up tomorrow night 060
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Could smell the Monster Energy coming off this thing from the other side of the car park 132
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Americans once again displaying a dismal understanding of culture. Correct festival protocol is doing keys in a four-man Eurohike tent, illuminated by a phone torch. Now fuck off 061
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Editor: “We need an expert quote to add some colour to the piece - do you have any contacts?” Intern: “Leave it with me boss” 194
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Gonna lock myself in a bunker with no signal for the next few weeks. Like Big H, think I will probably last until the end of April and the overwhelming sense of dread and failure will see me turn the gun on myself. Get Gunnersaurus to burn my body. 150
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Coming down the stairs one morning aged five and seeing the newspaper on the doormat with this image on the front had a lasting effect on me 110
Carl Craigslist @conroybumpus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Your dad is burning through your inheritance after the divorce, and there’s nothing you can do to stop him 050
