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Jules

@commedesfuckon.bsky.social
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painter, partier, saviour, whore

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
snake vocabulary: hello please!! it could be for me~ it could be delicious~~~ let me outttttttt there is... electricity... hello yes I am BORED NO NO NO what is...??? I WILL EAT (*snore*)
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GET HIS ASS asapjournal.com/review/a-fal...
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A False Brother: On Da Corte's Reconstruction of Paul Thek's Tomb - ASAP/Review
Gene Swenson: What happened to you in the 1960s?Paul Thek: I was beaten to death. Paul Thek’s legacy is undergoing a major revival, with recent exhibitions at Pace Gallery and Galerie Buchholz, a dual...
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
leaving the "busted but cunty about it" phase of ffs recovery and entering the "just kinda chopped" phase
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Sleepaway Champ @sleepawaychamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about being a snob is that I’m always right. Millions of people eating out of the garbage doesn’t change that. My thing is avoiding eating garbage.
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i live in new york city and wear headphones in the supermarket www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'
Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.'
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nads keeps trying to do the secret language of flowers thing to people but with NYRB books and it never goes well
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the universes which are amenable to the intellect can never satisfy the instincts of the heart
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am going to be so annoying about this
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
best TV shows of the 21st century: Twin Peaks: The Return The Knick The Wire Girls Utopia Parts Unknown / No Reservations honourable mentions: Mad Men Andor The Young Pope
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Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“they raise some decent points they just express them poorly” —no, they don’t. “they don’t deserve this spotlight on them, this is bait for the right” —so they shouldn’t do this it’s dumb and evil and frankly right wing “our spaces need to be…”— literally just shut up and go be a real leftist
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Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the massachusetts lesbian bar story is funny and you need to stop doing politics about it and just laugh. but also you need to remember that the most insidious form of that nonsense is very common and results in dead trans girls so don’t feel bad about shaming those losers
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dennis Cooper, "Square One"
Pornography on the other hand can be both sexual documentary and art. In terms of structure alone, the monotony inherent in its form-the introduction of characters, interaction, seduction, nudity, sexual encounter, climax, separation—has such a tendency to induce boredom that, in order to maintain interest, a viewer is forced to examine what's being projected before him or her with increasing cleverness. Slight discrepancies in the quality of light, certain camera angles, bad overdubbing and finally the omnipresence of the director and crew become paramount. Collectively they imbue what seems a simple, static scene with added dimension. Viewers, if they so choose, can apply the same rigorous mindset to porno films as they do to a show of paintings, enjoy the pleasures of flesh as they would the medium of paint, while judging and contextualizing a movie's farther components according to self-deduced rules of thumb.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone should know better than to intervene in the business of a lesbian synod.
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
finally seeing Grouper live, music i’ve been in love with since i listened to Dream Loss as a teenager, can’t promise i’ll be normal about this
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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alexandra @birdmotif.alextey.co · 13/09/2026
lowkey i think trans neighborhoods are overstated by trans people who live there and only hang out with trans people. there are probably fewer trans people in ridgewood than people from guayaquil
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zinā' warrior princess @melifonos.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i've been a practicing homosexual since the bush administration. i saw the whole fucking thing
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
anthology repertory screenings are for people who dry wank to pornhub on mute
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i’m locked in a battle between my vanity and my sanity and my vanity is winning
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
when i profess guilt it’s to claim credit for the sin
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do you have any idea how hot you have to be to compensate for being this crazy
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sort of week where every day sees the misery of the previous one and goes “bet”
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(w)rensident evil: extinction @rotblossom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
woman who gets out of bed in stages
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
reading sarah kane’s plays is like watching a wounded rat backed into a corner execute a perfect pirouette as a personally directed fuck you before dying
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i still dont know what chud means definitionally and i feel lighter in spirit bc of it
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I work at Apple and every night they strap me into a booth and let me choose 1,000 people’s alarm clocks to silence. They strap me in and I strain to reach the buttons with my tongue. Thrash against the straps like a muscle of fishmeat. Blister my tongue against the hot buttons.
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
there isn't a top shortage there's a bottom QC problem
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just spooky to be here 🦇🧛👻🕸️ @gingermophobia.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
people are hotter in nyc because of the grime. it forms a protective layer on the skin, protecting it from the elements and delaying the aging process
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Living well @thebestrevenge.info · 27/08/2026
Whenever I think of Yayoi Kusama the most positive thought I have is the effusive letter Donald Judd wrote on her behalf to the US Immigration and Naturalization Service in 1961, even more resonant now as the US wages all out war on immigrants
Donald Judd, draft of a recommendation for Kusama to the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service, 1961 (page one of three)
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the audacity of advertising a product as having "no seed oils" when it's half tahini
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i want to wash my hair so badly i could cry
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i miss my sister
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
how exactly do you get 'more money'
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
50% chance of this 50% chance he becomes the knight-errant of british dolls through a combination of misdirected misogyny and sheer contrarianism
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty High School Boy in 2006: Two Girls
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you are ugly, it's bc god made you ugly as a warning. ontologically evil. If you are beautiful, it's bc god had a lesson to teach others about trusting beautiful things. Ontologically evil. if you're mid, the devil gave you the ability to conceal your true nature, obviously ontologically evil
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Emily Zhou @reversibledestiny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my friends’ apartment burned down last week in a freak electrical fire. two of them are out of work and the other two are self-employed. if you can spare a little bit of cash to help them out, it would go a long way gofund.me/6dd04d09f
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Donate to Help Aidan, Lex, and the Sloanes recover from apartment fire, organized by Lex Walton
On Friday, while I (Lex) was home alone, the wiring in Aidan… Lex Walton needs your support for Help Aidan, Lex, and the Sloanes recover from apartment fire
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the tiktokification of upper middle class neurosis is getting an ad for "elevated luxury razors" followed immediately by a 22-year-old rating "EVOO" brands
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Saint JESSICA DUNN ROVINELLI @jdrllc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Photo Show by me with words by Maxelle Talena Next Friday
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
anxiety bleedthrough from surgery is making me even more nuts than usual and i apologise
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
god like, "poor thing is so stressed, you know what she needs right now? a rosacea flareup"
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Emily Zhou @reversibledestiny.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
seeing the way you guys talk about movies makes me glad you don’t read books
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Are women bourgeois?
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Emily Zhou @reversibledestiny.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
cassandra on testing a camera: ”i’ll just take a picture of the floor, and i’ll be like, ‘that’s how it represents the floor,’ which is all i really need to know, anyway”
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zinā' warrior princess @melifonos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
sorry I couldn't hear you over the clattering of my dilators
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not sure why i thought the LGBT clinic that never refills my meds on time could handle a simple case of earwax impaction
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