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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

posting on the internet is a lot of fucking effort

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

really mad at s02 sherwood for killing Mickey Sparrow, an admirable wifeguy who did nothing wrong >:(

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

sometimes you spend three weeks doing nothing and then two days doing everything and have nothing to show for it but twelve paragraphs of dreck and a grin

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

snake vocabulary: hello please!! it could be for me~ it could be delicious~~~ let me outttttttt there is... electricity... hello yes I am BORED NO NO NO what is...??? I WILL EAT (*snore*)

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you can tell it's covid season again as the IG stories become stupider

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

so I am reminded that neurosis isn't the product of any single objection, but of the cumulative mass of all of them

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

watched someone "sweep" today by energetically swinging the broom to raise a dust cloud that could, in theory, be ushered in a given direction

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

love it when you see someone you know walking down a quiet street towards you and when you get about 30ft away THEY CROSS 💀

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

is it really such a bad thing to be hung up on modernism

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

interview clothes are a hellish concept created to degrade workers

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am watching slow-mo videos of seagulls

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I've seen so much fucking slow-mo hummingbird footage! Enough!!! OTHER BIRDS ALSO MATTER

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

finally making modest progress on my quest for big tiddy pecs :3

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

sobriety means accepting that you're going to go on a complex emotional journey about the unexpected redox reaction happening in your electroplating jar, which will end in irrepressible excitement that will keep you up late into the night.

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

just passed a man standing less than ten feet away from roadwork with an electric leaf blower, blowing the dust away from his immaculate SUV

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

self-care is throwing out the weed vape

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have evidence that Stalin was secretly Québécois

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

to be a french person allergic to cheese is to be forever exiled

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

if enjoyment is not the point of sex why... I don't understand

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

over here deadlifting one hundred live chickens

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if a geyser could ooze, it would ooze like this

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

some nights you gotta bake a little cake

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm burning my consciousness to DVD

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

a mosquito has escaped from the zoo

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

keep meeting people who would be way less shocked by the State Of The World if they would only read some Stefan Zweig (for example!!!)

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

it is nice to be large and not to be poisoned by things that poison insects

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

every damn month I'm up here periodposting. I'm shocked more of us aren't noisily complaining at all times, tbqh this is an outrage and I refuse to be quiet

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the menstrual body: stress? and what day is it? ah I see, BLEED NOW, BLEED SOONER, BLEED ON EVERYTHING, HENCEFORTH YOU ARE A BIOHAZARD, A CURSE

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 09/09/2026

male mayfly eyes will never not be funny as hell to me

female mayfly on the left, male on the right

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

nonbinary isn't valid if you're dressing like a district manager 😤

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

whacking the everloving shit out of my foot on my way to the bottle of advil 😫

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

reason nobody's going around attesting to being a decade on benzos and clean again is that nobody fucking survives that shit, and if you do, the whole world continues to be a terminal mindfuck, just differently 💀

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

sometimes I really wonder if I've been living on the same planet as anyone else all these years, or if I'm an alien plant with false memories overzealously manufactured by my fellows.

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think my next job should be leading a bloody crusade against 4channers .

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

help I just applied to join a choir

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Clementine: "that's not pathetic!it's uhh... sad! and shameful!"

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Donna Rainey @donnarainey4.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Incredible insect columns seen today, towering above the trees as I was passing by, had to do a double take! Zoomed in views show thousands of insects.

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

slowly turning into anthony bourdain, except I gratefully eat my goddamn vegetables

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

august cheese report: *processed* cheese is well-tolerated, meaning that the problem is to do with microbes 👀

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I continue to be #5 in the country and #12 in the world at Rare Words Game, which proves nothing

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

just got a vintage (hefty cotton knit) shirt that I guess had only ever been dry cleaned. took 10 rinses to get the water running *clearish.* this is rinse #5.

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

we are calm and collected here in ridgewood

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

sometimes I'm in the locker room with a species of straight girl who spots me immediately and gives me dirty looks until I leave. if this is you, sorry, but you're gay. stop making it weird.

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Zaphod Official @droseragonist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

brooo when my nerves are all on fire like this you bet your ass I miss clonopin

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zinā' warrior princess @melifonos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

if you think that fictional character sets an inadequate moral example just wait until you meet a real person

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