Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Prayers go out to Lindsey's wife and children 3101
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham, inventor of the Graham Cracker, has died. The family asks that you make a donation of chocolate and marshmallows to your next picnic. 2172
Reposted by ComediocracyMiss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Never trust a man who wants to colonize mars before he volunteers to fix earth. 23681051572
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This could have been a great World Cup. Now I'm shitposting Waffle House #ETTD 180
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mitch McConnell should be the new #USMNT keeper 260
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Boxcutter vandals muster at the Reflecting Pool 1218
Reposted by Comediocracyputawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 08/06/2026 37321
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Dems #DNC This isn’t hard. Every time you're in a hearing that is an obfuscation game, just turn to the Chairman (a Republican currently), and ask "If this is an oversight committee, and you're the chairman, and the witness refuses to answer, what are you actually the chairman of? 0253
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Lolzz. Trump's Trailer Trash palooza is 'giving away' tickets to the UFC fight on the WH lawn. All you have to do is submit to a background check AND give the most corrupt POS in global history, your credit card number. 0160
Reposted by Comediocracy𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Great Britain has been ahead of the US when dealing with the revelations in the Epstein files. Epstein survivor, Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir, ‘Nobody’s Girl’ has been named Book of the Year at the British Book Awards! #ProudBlue #GreatBritian www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...independent.co.ukVirginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir named book of the year at British Book AwardsMs Giuffre’s memoir Nobody’s Girl: A Memoir Of Surviving Abuse And Fighting For Justice triumphed at the ceremony at Grosvenor House in London 16782152696
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026"Hijacked"? The Unites States literally, LITERALLY gave Iran an EASY button to castrate them any time they want. 090
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026"Dear Ayatollah, Please find enclosed a button which will send an electric current to the Shock Collar around my neck. Press it any time you want. Also, I'm going to annoy you every second of every day from now on." - Donald J. Trump 0121
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It's so nice of America to create legendary military leaders in Iran that will go down in Iranian lore for eternity. So giving. 0121
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Ahh never mind. It was the start of a new segment while America and Israel bomb an Islamic country @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social 010
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' . 030
Reposted by ComediocracyNews Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News) 26555102791
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Because when you want to bring in the experts to talk about end times, you bring in the heavyweights @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social 270
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pick Judge Jeanine - Comedy 071
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This country has come into contact with hundreds of Trump characters over 200 years. Until recently, they've stuck them in the dumpster of history. The problem is not DJT, it's Americans. 120
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026And drones. Lots and lots of fiber-optic-guided drones 090
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Now you have lines *and* the Gestapo at airports 2166
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Talking about Iranian school children no doubt, right? RIGHT? 070
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026And it will all be revised downward by 50% in 2 months 030
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026So, when we beat Canada in hockey (their game) the USA has 'owned' Canada. Sooo, when Venezuela beats us in baseball (our game)...I'm assuming Venezuela owns us? Did I do that right?media.tenor.coma man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below himALT: a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him 3313
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The terrorist calling for reinforcements from countries he's been terrorizing for 10 years while he lines up a putt for an 11 on hole 6 is peak US foreign policy: Shake you down on the front nine, then ask to borrow your rangefinder on the back. 0199
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026No. One. Acts. This. Way. At. A. Shooting. Nofuckingone. 3245
Reposted by ComediocracyDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Director walks up “you’re at a ten, let’s try a two” 131304
Reposted by ComediocracyLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe... 662681515
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 13/03/20262001: We could never have imagined they would fly planes into buildings. 2026: We could never have imagined they would shut down Hormuz. 092
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026NARRATOR: "He was right about that. It would be another 3 years before he went to prison..." 194