Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Prayers go out to Lindsey's wife and children 3101
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham, inventor of the Graham Cracker, has died. The family asks that you make a donation of chocolate and marshmallows to your next picnic. 2172
Reposted by ComediocracyMiss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Never trust a man who wants to colonize mars before he volunteers to fix earth. 23681071572
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This could have been a great World Cup. Now I'm shitposting Waffle House #ETTD 180
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mitch McConnell should be the new #USMNT keeper 260
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Boxcutter vandals muster at the Reflecting Pool 1218
Reposted by Comediocracyputawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 08/06/2026 37321
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Dems #DNC This isn’t hard. Every time you're in a hearing that is an obfuscation game, just turn to the Chairman (a Republican currently), and ask "If this is an oversight committee, and you're the chairman, and the witness refuses to answer, what are you actually the chairman of? 0253
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Lolzz. Trump's Trailer Trash palooza is 'giving away' tickets to the UFC fight on the WH lawn. All you have to do is submit to a background check AND give the most corrupt POS in global history, your credit card number. 0160
Reposted by Comediocracy𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Great Britain has been ahead of the US when dealing with the revelations in the Epstein files. Epstein survivor, Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir, ‘Nobody’s Girl’ has been named Book of the Year at the British Book Awards! #ProudBlue #GreatBritian www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...independent.co.ukVirginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir named book of the year at British Book AwardsMs Giuffre’s memoir Nobody’s Girl: A Memoir Of Surviving Abuse And Fighting For Justice triumphed at the ceremony at Grosvenor House in London 16782142696
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026"Dear Ayatollah, Please find enclosed a button which will send an electric current to the Shock Collar around my neck. Press it any time you want. Also, I'm going to annoy you every second of every day from now on." - Donald J. Trump 0121
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It's so nice of America to create legendary military leaders in Iran that will go down in Iranian lore for eternity. So giving. 0121
Reposted by ComediocracyNews Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News) 26555102791
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Because when you want to bring in the experts to talk about end times, you bring in the heavyweights @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social 270
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pick Judge Jeanine - Comedy 071
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026And drones. Lots and lots of fiber-optic-guided drones 090
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Now you have lines *and* the Gestapo at airports 2166
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026So, when we beat Canada in hockey (their game) the USA has 'owned' Canada. Sooo, when Venezuela beats us in baseball (our game)...I'm assuming Venezuela owns us? Did I do that right?media.tenor.coma man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below himALT: a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him 3313
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026The terrorist calling for reinforcements from countries he's been terrorizing for 10 years while he lines up a putt for an 11 on hole 6 is peak US foreign policy: Shake you down on the front nine, then ask to borrow your rangefinder on the back. 0199
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026No. One. Acts. This. Way. At. A. Shooting. Nofuckingone. 3245
Reposted by ComediocracyDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Director walks up “you’re at a ten, let’s try a two” 131304
Reposted by ComediocracyLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe... 662682515
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 13/03/20262001: We could never have imagined they would fly planes into buildings. 2026: We could never have imagined they would shut down Hormuz. 092
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026NARRATOR: "He was right about that. It would be another 3 years before he went to prison..." 194
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Oops Kuwait. Better send some hamburders to 1600 or you're next 3152
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026How pathetic of @arimelber.bsky.social to have the Nazi-protector Alex Spirro who also reps garbage like Adams and is a supporter of the current lawless DOJ, defile his show today. Jfc, "Elon Musk is a family man, a concerned father"? What garbage! #Shame 140
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026They spelled "American Narco-Terrorists" wrong 066
Reposted by ComediocracyQuentin @qjpowell.bsky.social · 25/02/2026The look when the poppers are wearing off, he's out of vodka and knows it's coming out...Ms Lindsey LadyBug Graham, it must be difficult to be the power bottom in Washington, DC. 082
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026In a world of Ka$h Patels, be a Gerald Stratford (from The Other Place). And "you can't beat a good cabbage," can you? #GeraldStratford 0141
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Doing Gods work, thank you @makeawishintl.bsky.social 083
Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Congratulations to the Kash Patels, winner of the Olympic Gold 🏅 for the United States of Pedophilia #winning 1173