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@comediocracy.bsky.social
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🔸Seriously Funny COMEDIOCRACY: Bigger than Democracy🔸 comedy/satire+ for the New Normal. BDE- Big Democracy Energy. Comediocracy.com

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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mrs. Natalie Trump I mean, it can't hurt
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Prayers go out to Lindsey's wife and children
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham, inventor of the Graham Cracker, has died. The family asks that you make a donation of chocolate and marshmallows to your next picnic.
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Miss Vedra @missvedra.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Never trust a man who wants to colonize mars before he volunteers to fix earth.
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This could have been a great World Cup. Now I'm shitposting Waffle House #ETTD
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell should be the new #USMNT keeper
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Boxcutter vandals muster at the Reflecting Pool
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Any patriots wanna make some good trouble?
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Dems #DNC This isn’t hard. Every time you're in a hearing that is an obfuscation game, just turn to the Chairman (a Republican currently), and ask "If this is an oversight committee, and you're the chairman, and the witness refuses to answer, what are you actually the chairman of?
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lolzz. Trump's Trailer Trash palooza is 'giving away' tickets to the UFC fight on the WH lawn. All you have to do is submit to a background check AND give the most corrupt POS in global history, your credit card number.
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Happy 250th
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𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Great Britain has been ahead of the US when dealing with the revelations in the Epstein files. Epstein survivor, Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir, ‘Nobody’s Girl’ has been named Book of the Year at the British Book Awards! #ProudBlue #GreatBritian www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...
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Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir named book of the year at British Book Awards
Ms Giuffre’s memoir Nobody’s Girl: A Memoir Of Surviving Abuse And Fighting For Justice triumphed at the ceremony at Grosvenor House in London
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
#TrumpPhone
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Dear Ayatollah, Please find enclosed a button which will send an electric current to the Shock Collar around my neck. Press it any time you want. Also, I'm going to annoy you every second of every day from now on." - Donald J. Trump
Smart president
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's so nice of America to create legendary military leaders in Iran that will go down in Iranian lore for eternity. So giving.
Iranian military leader showing off all hos medals he received from Iran's victory in the 2026 Iran repelling of the Great Satans
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Because when you want to bring in the experts to talk about end times, you bring in the heavyweights @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
Can't find his shoelaces stapled to his head
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pick Judge Jeanine - Comedy
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
And drones. Lots and lots of fiber-optic-guided drones
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
No joke #truth
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
In a just world...
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yes this
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
www.capcut.com/tv2/ZTkL1P7rC/
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Now you have lines *and* the Gestapo at airports
ICE at airports
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
💥COMING SOON: The Bay of Quiet Piggy
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
BOOM!!
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So, when we beat Canada in hockey (their game) the USA has 'owned' Canada. Sooo, when Venezuela beats us in baseball (our game)...I'm assuming Venezuela owns us? Did I do that right?
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a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
ALT: a man is writing on a whiteboard with the words it 's simple math written below him
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The terrorist calling for reinforcements from countries he's been terrorizing for 10 years while he lines up a putt for an 11 on hole 6 is peak US foreign policy: Shake you down on the front nine, then ask to borrow your rangefinder on the back.
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
No. One. Acts. This. Way. At. A. Shooting. Nofuckingone.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Director walks up “you’re at a ten, let’s try a two”
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
2001: We could never have imagined they would fly planes into buildings. 2026: We could never have imagined they would shut down Hormuz.
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
NARRATOR: "He was right about that. It would be another 3 years before he went to prison..."
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Yep #Iran #Rubio rationale
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Oops Kuwait. Better send some hamburders to 1600 or you're next
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
#Iran #MAGA
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How pathetic of @arimelber.bsky.social to have the Nazi-protector Alex Spirro who also reps garbage like Adams and is a supporter of the current lawless DOJ, defile his show today. Jfc, "Elon Musk is a family man, a concerned father"? What garbage! #Shame
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Well, he sure showed the Nobel Committee
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They spelled "American Narco-Terrorists" wrong
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Quentin @qjpowell.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The look when the poppers are wearing off, he's out of vodka and knows it's coming out...Ms Lindsey LadyBug Graham, it must be difficult to be the power bottom in Washington, DC.
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Always circles back to the #Nobel
Nobel-lesse oblige
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
In a world of Ka$h Patels, be a Gerald Stratford (from The Other Place). And "you can't beat a good cabbage," can you? #GeraldStratford
Gerald Stratford, purveyor of large veggies and kindness
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Doing Gods work, thank you @makeawishintl.bsky.social
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Congratulations to the Kash Patels, winner of the Olympic Gold 🏅 for the United States of Pedophilia #winning
Ka$h uber ales
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