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@colyou.bsky.social
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The PhD stands for pretty huge dumbass. Stop eating shrimp with the wimps, come eat lobsters with the monsters.

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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 3h
Actually, probably not
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 3h
Yeeesh, Red Sox are getting rocked in this series
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 13h
Man, it’s crazy to think that I have as many premier league titles as Pep Guardiola and Man City
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do the Cubs know the playoffs have started?
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUpz...
youtube.com
Hot Rod Frank's Cut
YouTube video by teddyisawesome
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good to know I will not need to learn anything new about cops in Minnesota. I seem pretty up to speed
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horse chestnut @natehousley.com · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Packwatch
Alt: Packwatch
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t wait to develop opinions about things like this. This is my new life now: mining news in Minnesota and the Minnesota-Iowa connection. Don’t speak to me of Idaho
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good luck for the first day of school today to @nbasarah.bsky.social ❤️❤️
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ken Griffey Jr. was just sitting in the Mariners broadcast for two innings and man he is still so magnetic and enjoyable
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
3-0 RSL!! I appreciate the boys giving me a proper send off
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final game for me in Salt Lake as an RSL season ticket holder 😭😭😭 @bobbyfirmino.com @batwithglasses.bsky.social
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahahahaha Michigan. Lololol
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God, packing is a pain in the ass
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we're on bedlam watch at rice-eccles as dabo swinney and his boys try to short-circuit the bcs computers down in the swamp
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not much to say about the Mariners at this point except Brice Miller stinky and Bazardo also stinky
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If someone brings an iced coffee to an interview they better have brought enough to share for the whole class. I am taking a sip
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Minneapolis, @nbasarah.bsky.social is en route
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While this season has been an abject failure, the Mariners need to at least give the Angles loss 100
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Wasatch Soccer Sentinel @wasatch.soccer · 24/09/2026
We can't keep doing this, can we? @matthew-montgomery.com gets personal talking about RSL's loss. www.wasatch.soccer/post/2026-09-24/…
wasatch.soccer
Plummeting RSL find seventh loss in eight games; Seattle wins 2-0
We can't keep doing this, can we?
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*~~~~~~ bringing the vibes ~~~~~~*
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, this is my soccer team’s head coach during a 13 game winless streak. Please someone get this buffoon out of here. He’s so bad man. I hate Pablo Mastroeni
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess we know what happens when an extremely stoppable force runs into a very movable object. Congrats to the Sounders for beating RSL
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listening to Chvrches and man, that first album was really so good
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN” is the point at which I lose it
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some Minneapolis neighborhood is going to have the biggest asshole of a pokemon go player moving in and I love that for them
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gahhh this made me so emotional. Love you Greg 😭😭😭😭
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Annual reminder to lock your doors
youtu.be
Fall Time in Tennessee
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, the old dissertation
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Covid and Flu vaccine acquired
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I learn a lot about @nbasarah.bsky.social from the comments I find online
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man, it’s crazy to think a month from now we’re going to be living in Minneapolis
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Uh, so yeah. Little life update here…
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hearing there is a tornado warning in Davis county?
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weird for Utah Jazz news to not matter so much in this house anymore
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horse chestnut @natehousley.com · 18/09/2026
Shout out to whoever put this up in the department
Attention Faculty!
International Travel Grants: Two Paths
1.
If available (not every year) instead of working on your project you can spend time writing an
application to compete with your colleagues to fight for one of a very few awards that will not even cover the cost of an economy ticket.
“I don't even have a research account..”
OR
2.
Marry the President
“I got $35,000 for travel and I don't even work for the U!”

THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A guy’s car in front of us has a license plate holder that says “I love whores”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tony Sopranos Man has a gunblade from FF8
The whole meme is FF8
Keep that in mind
Tony Soprano selects attack
Paulie with his hand up
FF8 text
"Ay, put that thing away Tone"
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It feels so dumb to still be saying this but I genuinely cannot understand how anyone who’s paying any attention at all can maintain any sort of presence on that site.
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 16/09/2026
The U.’s chapter of United Campus Workers suggested instead of laying off hundreds of people the school should cull its top administrators’ salaries to save money, listing each in an Instagram post with a call to “CHOP FROM THE TOP!”
sltrib.com
The University of Utah plans to lay off hundreds after seeking advice from national consulting firms. Here’s what we know.
The firms, Huron and McKinsey, are both known for suggesting staff cuts as a solution.
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There is just nothing to say about this Mariners team. I’m speechless
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If RSL comes into next season with a Pablo as the coach, they are just not serious
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
RSLol
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Luca Moisa, who looks like a 7th grader out there, is probably RSL’s second or third best midfielder
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m so tired of the heat. I can’t do this anymore. I’m so close to the being the meme of the gun shooting up at the sun. I’m furious right now
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Having read Les Mis and now most of The Hunchback of Notre Dame it must be said: Victor Hugo could fucking sling it man. Just elite craftsmanship of narrative and story
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m gunna need Liverpool to score now please
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the hell is going on with Gravenberch today? My god
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