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Colin

@colyou.bsky.social
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The PhD stands for pretty huge dumbass. Stop eating shrimp with the wimps, come eat lobsters with the monsters.

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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 4h
Dang, it’s really tiring walking for 8 hours across an amusement park and getting in tiny little car crashes for hours
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 13h
Lagoon rules man. It’s so great today
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This photo is Steven Adams is incredible. Hilarious
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A guy in a convertible Porsche with a vanity license plate that said NUROLNK almost backed into me because he never once looked behind him. A little on the nose I feel
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thought this was really great! As a Mariners fan I really enjoyed it. Thanks!
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Already hate this guy, haven’t stepped foot in Minneapolis yet
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Already in before your “become? We’ve always been this way” comments.
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just unbelievable ghoulish and garish to stream an execution. What a morally depraved country we’ve become man
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My Peer asking for review: “Please look at our cute little paper and publish it.” Me: “…No.”
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In a new career development, I appear to have become Reviewer #2. Sorry for demanding more from your manuscript
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Sarah Todd @nbasarah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems timely to remind people (in light of Nurk having to miss time) that Jaxson Hayes was on video pushing and spitting at his partner with her yelling about not feeling safe and the NBA has seemingly not ever handed down any consequences. Feel bad for Jazz fans who will have to cheer for that.
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My therapist: “Scouse Pinhead isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Scouse Pinhead: “I’ll tear your fucking soul apart lad”
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’ve officially entered my final week in Salt Lake
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll tell you what, I am walking funny after that
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just caught up on the Darryn Petersen highlights last night and I gotta change my pants
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many times have I told you? I am not running a venomous spider rescue!
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dammit @natehousley.com will you please stop dropping these off at my house
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is simultaneously insane how many boxes your whole life fits into and depressing
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😍😍😍😍
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kalani Sitake crying/throwing up
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My sweet child, who weighs 130 pounds, packed up two boxes from their room which were like 80 and 100 pounds. I was like “so as you were packing what was your plan here? You were going to carry these?”
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even when I leave they’ll always be spiritually mine. I don’t want anyone to know. I am hoping I am can be in it for a month after I leave
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“No one would be crazy enough to come and take this gym every 10 minutes.” Me:
static.klipy.com
Tim Robinson: You Sure About That?
ALT: Tim Robinson: You Sure About That?
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am so much less worried about the Minnesota cold in the winter because I am so fucking excited to be done with this shit man. I can’t stand it anymore
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A classic, 86 degree October day in Salt Lake City
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God, I hate me too
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One beer, please
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Making my kid drive me to the bar. Hell yeah
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chat, I want to cry walking up my stairs after my hike. Am I cooked?
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good day to have a good day @colyou.bsky.social
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In a new study, physicists report that we’ve reach a new level of smoked only considered possible in theory.
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the summit of Mount Olympus all you find are kings @dadshammdad.bsky.social
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An alternative timeline where Eminem is snuffed in 98? Don’t threaten me with a good time
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once last chance to catch these hands tonight at Gallivan
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh god, I can already feel that I am going to have big feelings at the War on Drugs show tonight. I’m gunna be a mess
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually, probably not
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeeesh, Red Sox are getting rocked in this series
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When is good? I heard spring is nice
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t wait to visit you
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, it’s crazy to think that I have as many premier league titles as Pep Guardiola and Man City
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do the Cubs know the playoffs have started?
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUpz...
youtube.com
Hot Rod Frank's Cut
YouTube video by teddyisawesome
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good to know I will not need to learn anything new about cops in Minnesota. I seem pretty up to speed
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horse chestnut @natehousley.com · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Packwatch
Alt: Packwatch
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are they building the mill in that god forsaken wasteland of Iowa??
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t wait to develop opinions about things like this. This is my new life now: mining news in Minnesota and the Minnesota-Iowa connection. Don’t speak to me of Idaho
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tony looks like he can't believe he has to be awake at this hour
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Colin @colyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Krawczynski isn’t nice to her, I swear to god I’m coming up swinging
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