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Punished Mace

@colophon.bsky.social
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She/her, ☸️/☭. Come suck the estrogen out of me wordsmith.social/colophonscrawl ꙮ.run

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The Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thats the post
things to say to your endocrinologist
- let me speak to my endocrine system 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆
- give me the rarest 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀
- what are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
- i brought my own 𝗵𝗿𝘁
- are 𝘆𝗼𝘂 DIY'ing?
- let me see 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 blood test
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The good thing about watching BAKI-DOU is that, as with literally all Baki, it is literally impossible to spoil. You could tell me someone blows Baki's head off and it comes clean off and he dies, and it would be meaningless. By the next episode we could have it explained to us why he's just fine.
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Deadass Simon Cowell now looks exactly like the villain from No, I'm Not a Human and I am all the way here for his transformation into a kind of sleep paralysis demon. Love that for you king!
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vet these accounts that keep sticking their dick in hornets' nests. In part what they're doing is attempting to leverage their presence to act as a social proof to get more dipshits to feel comfortable saying this stuff. If they came out of nowhere & suddenly care about fairness in sports? Fake.
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"If the shoe fits." Your account's history: 1 post in 2024 about Golden Retrievers 2 posts in 2025, one about city connects outfits and one about Kai-Wei Teng. July of this year, suddenly you're back and posting about "politics" and "fairness in sports," padded mostly by one-line throwaways.
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joe whitt @joeobligations.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen. “I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
Toad grabs a cast iron skillet from his kitchen.

From "Christmas Eve"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You & yours follow a regular cycle: make a number of nothing posts tangentially related, usually sports or vague politics, once in a blue moon. You fart up a nondescript profile. Then when you need a burner, there it is ready to rock and just at first, it looks like you're "just asking questions."
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☀️ @stel.energy · 21/09/2026
jesus christ
an event listing on resident advisor.

Mood Boards of Canada: PamAnderson's politics; T&P's full-face flap anxiously government-funded art: stats in Metric; Comic Sans land acknowledgements; my kiki w/ Mikiki; Catherine & Mary Margaret O'Haras; Wendy on a Bendy; those mean ass geese; those mean nasty protestant towns; those mean kids in the hall; the hog diver's waltz; Vancouver gorpcore; anti-size queen Carly Rae; Jordana Peetahsdaughtah & Oscar Peetahson; Justin Bieber drives Fast Car: Elliott "'s enby ménagerie; dink so good it opens yr third PHI; Grind'Her au Cinéma L'Amour; GTA GTA; the Rob Ford-Taylor Swift conspiracy theory; How Did Cox Get Here?; bookie social scenester; faggity ass fridays; Rita McNeil's Men of the Deeps; Manit'ova Ova Scotia; Québec is atinas too ?; LIGHTS paints the house; galaxy girl brain; kathryn dawn lang; Randi/Mrs. Leahy genre Euphorique; Deep River, Ontario; lines of Keshia Chanté; Alberta's Grandma D; Leslie Feist sings Nina Symoñé; the Sum41st of Avril; the Secondo Coro at the Parking; floche ta parquette; coupe long-gaye; Boots the camp;
Buy tickets
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it took an hour, maevey a day @maeveynot.online · 17/09/2026
there’s really no end to what will make me think about this one
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Any time I log on this account I feel increasingly that we simply need to publicly divorce, so to speak. Let the Ellie Lockharts and Brianna Wus of the world pitch trans participation in the US political system, fair & fine. But we as a community must keep "pulling the plug entirely" on the table.
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A good practice when you find yourself in this position is to take a moment and ask that age-old Talking Heads question: "How did I get here?"
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I AM TOXICITYBOT. I like WAFFLES and SOAD. JUST "KIDDING." Bit of a "JOKE." HA. We like to have FUN here on: "BLUE SKY." YOUR ACCOUNT'S BLUESKY CREDIT SCORE: -4/100 Reasons: 1. TRANS GENDER / " SPLITTING THE BASE " 2. BLUE LANGUAGE not pertaining to one or more of the following: DRUMPF 3. ALT TEXT
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Colophon @homophon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would do unspeakable things to that strawman caricature Brianna Wu drew. She's the full package. Stacked, bricked up, with biceps, she's got the round glasses of an evil scheming vizier-style slut and she looks like she's from a 90s sukeban manga. I think I'm in love
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Colophon @homophon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So... is there a Mx. Political Cannibal (or possibly five in one PDX house)? ...would you like there to be? I hear you're into cannibalism. Speaking of eating ass, if you're free during my lunch break...
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Text that says "Criminalize Ed Sheeran" in front of art showing anthro bara Simba from the lion king.
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I do wonder how aware right-wingers are that of all the trans people who could be in the women's room, I tend to hear more & worse about trans guys in there than trans women. Which is utterly demented and a vile double bind, but is entirely predictable based on how sports policing goes.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it doesn't even really make sense as a comparison because things are not being proposed, they are being taken away
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THE lesbo atsumu @drudeger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 anime series where at the end, after the aftermath of the attack, everyone in america holds hands, and as the camera zooms in on rudy giuliani's face, he turns to the camera and says "this was truly our united states of america" or whatever
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I didn't believe forensic psychology was anything but complete dog water before reading this post but now, 15 seconds later, I wonder if it isn't onto something because you are criminally deranged
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I respect people who gargle AI's nuts over people who are like "you don't understand, the machine will kill us all!!!" No it won't though. It just won't? There is not a way for it to do that. Like, even if you make a cookie clicker paperclip apocalypse robot, that's just not what'll happen.
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Starting from the premise that it's inevitable that eventually someone in China will complete the great work and turn lead into gold, we must be prepared to strike all furnaces in lead-dense regions to prevent them from attaining quintessence. It's what Obama would have wanted us to do
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every time I look at who's blocking me it's a bunch of guys named like AILiberalYiffySteveAD
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☀️ @stel.energy · 03/09/2026
in the sewers straight up jorkin it. and by it, i mean the clown
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Grayson Morley @graysonmorley.com · 02/09/2026
I’m sorry, this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. This is the purest expression of gamer brain ever published. It cannot be parodied.
How this score was computed
The VGC Score is a weighted blend on a press-comparable 0-100 quality scale. Steam approval rates are first calibrated (95% positive on Steam ~ 89.5 quality, since Steam approval skews high). Press and tracked creator reviews each count ~2x a player review and share one cap against player evidence (creator buy/skip calls pool into an approval rate, calibrated like Steam approval); all-time sentiment is capped and halved (it's context, not verdict); reviews of the current build carry the most weight when a fresh patch anchors the window; and a 'typical game' prior keeps small samples from pegging the scale.
Because press reviews and Metacritic user aggregates describe the launch build, their weight decays as the game ages (3-year half-life after a 1-year grace). That's how a game that launched rough can outgrow its old reception once updates win players over. Reviews under 2h playtime (the refund window), non-Steam activations, and free copies are downweighted.
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Mikæla @crashannburn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You laugh but this outfit scrambles a Sentinel’s facial recognition AI
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think it's odd to wish for everything directly leading up to and inexorably including my personal violent rape for being a trans woman thrown in a men's prison, because I *was* admittedly too flippant about a tragic incident, & to then be like "gee I sure hope this doesn't happen to other people!"
aly.codes, quote posting me an hour ago: "I don't just think these people should be perma-banned, I think the FBI should be sent to their house."aly.codes, posting about 15 minutes ago: "if you are a member of a persecuted minority, please PLEASE do not get yourself v-coded or otherwise locked up because you said something stupid and sociopathic on the internet. please."
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Moshi moshi, this is Yagami @comraderico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am so glad youtuber face is a thing. i like to think these guys can't react to anything without making the face first
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
cc @comraderico.bsky.social
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's wild how when I'm not on this specific corner of bluesky I never hear about Hasan Piker literally ever. I can go months without hearing his name even once. On here, five minutes and oops there he is, cast as the devil in the flesh. Bluesky dems idk how else to say this, you are in a fandom
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That baby's got a head start on learning the first & second noble truths. Me, I taught my baby antibuddhism the right way and now it goes around the house signing about how it apprehends Bluey's independent essence
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was the "tucking & cucking" consultant (the technical term is Rarefied Masculinity Technician) for GTA VI and I'm honestly just flattered people are noticing my work
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The ending, oh... *chef's kiss* YES king show us your "I reject your reality and substitute the founding fathers' own" shirt and then drive away in a geo metro
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love when people try to figure out if something's AI and for a moment turn into Tucker Carlson. "What's happening with the background? What's going on? Oh, so Dagoth Ur eats at McDonald's now. That's the rule. He's telling everyone to get the McChicken because it's a good value. That's the goal."
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
God bless the Raytheon Queers. No thought troubles these glassy, pristine waters
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm going to scream
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
All Peter Griffins are also Fred Flintstones, but not all Fred Flintstones are also Peter Griffins
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The left has gone completely insane
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"After much consideration and another reading of The House of the Scorpion (Nancy Farmer, 2002) I have made certain healthcare decisions"
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☀️ @stel.energy · 23/07/2026
no loads refused lint trap
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mr Mamdani I have two questions, first is do you believe Israel has the right to exist as a Jewish state? and as a follow up to that question... why do you keep talking about Israel...? 🤔
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I wake up in my 1984 home. "Good 1984" I say to my wife (heterosexual). "Good 1984" she says back. "What are you reading?" I ask. We both are permitted five banned books to read: 1984, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, and you might guess The Hunger Games. Wrong, it's The Giver.
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You all are so goofy thinking Mitch McConnell is "dead," "as a doornail," "deader than a sack of hammers in an industrial press," "literally you wrote his soul is already in hell," all this. No, Mitch McConnell went ghost protocol. Now we wait for him to return having gone beastmode like in the ads.
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This July 4th Eve I bring America the gift it deserves at 250 wordsmith.social/colophonscra...
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Death
This text originally appeared in Yuggothic Delusions Ogdo. 𓅐 Death is the other of all life. It is in the interests, so far as they mig...
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Punished Mace @colophon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
For the reactionary homosexual, gay rights' premise is to parse gayness to its nucleus and establish such rules as will solve gay rights & make it an open and shut case, a closed history. We may laud the shamelessness of "the fixed reality of gayness." All that threatens must be tamed, fixed.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
full pardons for anyone convicted in these nspm 7 convictions should be an express and mandatory part of any democratic platform
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