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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.

@colonelnutz.bsky.social
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“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991 “Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025 “Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
1am, just got back after roadworks and stress and diversions on every road I needed. Having a very well deserved glass of wine in honour of an unbelievable result, a world class goal and a world class save #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Light show #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
These figures, put together by the BBC, are absolute horseshit. Haven’t factored in the missed TV earnings for each subsequent season, as there was no guarantee any of these teams would eventually go down. So each of these clubs should be looking towards at least ten times this. #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FUCK MY OLD BOOTS, IT’S HIM IN THE POPTARTY FLESH!!!!
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Elmo watching another Elmo having a puppeteer’s arm shoved up his Elmhole
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did Crofty just say “Glory Hole”?!?!??? #f1
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Specifically for @theblueststar.bsky.social
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s a testament as to how online I am that my first thought when watching this video was “I’ve got to get to the number so I can get the screenshot”.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Farewell to a coaching great and knitwear style icon. RIP.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2 Girls 1 C-UP
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this the first thing South Park predicted would happen, instead of The Simpsons?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What have the BBC ever done for us?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QTP with your favourite Jedi (wrong answers only)
Obo Win Kenabu, Jodi Mister
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Light and pyro shows before an international friendly?
UTTER WOKE NONSENSE
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
John Wickes, innit?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This weekend sees the Super Ball Of Wool in the NFL
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not now, Saucybot
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine being a sub editor in 2026, confusing the word “ageless” with “like Gazza if you designed him in FIFA Career Mode”
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not sure this guy can get any more popular than right now #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶
Liam Gallagher, singing, wearing a pink cagoule. No, not like a dinner lady cagoule. A really expensive cagoule.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s our keeper, that is. Top man #bwfc
Statement - Gavin Bazunu
Representing my country means everything to me. I have the utmost respect for every single one of my team mates, the Manager, his staff and the Irish people.
However I have reached a decision that I have not taken lightly. I am a man of strong faith and try my best to be a person of character and principle therefore I feel it would be wrong to participate in the upcoming fixtures against Israel.
My decision is based purely upon my personal belief that the killing of innocent people is wrong.
It is important to note that my stance is not in opposition of the Israeli people or the Jewish community but against the atrocities in the region.
There are few times where you get a chance in life to stand up for something bigger and I strongly believe that this is one of them.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George approaching the finish line as the Red Bull in his mirrors gets bigger and bigger… #f1 @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FIFTEEN?!?!?!
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Hi, this is Openreach. We’ve booked your engineer visit to install your already really slow broadband, which we have had to come and fix every month for the past ten years. We’ll install new fibre to fix the problem, and soon you’ll be up and running. Your engineer is booked for December 24th”
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Driving like cunts?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THE SCOUNDREL
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A rare Nutzy screenshot of a tweet, which means you know it’s good.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today’s Foreign Sweety Nonsense (TM)
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t wait till the end of the #MadridGP so we can see the trophy that looks like the braffin from a gurning competition @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tremendous farts after a hotel breakfast this morning
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Monday
Barry “Barry” Hawkins doing a sad
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My boy’s first day back at school. Don’t he look handsome in his uniform? They grow up so fast 😢
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dick Bong Dick Bong You’re a Dick Bong You wrote Ace Of Aces And for you I sang this song
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes, i had it bad with them until i discovered they are merely a gateway crisp to the most addictive of them all….
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait, we could end the day signing a literal Teddy Bair? #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BARRY IS INEVITABLE ON THIS SPECIAL DAY
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lofty came 2nd. Oh so close #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Ronnie O’Sullivan mural looks like the Gareth Bale version of the John Travolta dog.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Roses are red, Violets are not,
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’d rather watch Homes Under The Hammer in the outdoors fanzone, thanks #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Monday
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just accidentally looked at the Popular With Friends tab instead of my Following tab.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tesco have had them on offer for the past week. I’m on my second pack in the time already. I think they could be better than chocolate digestives. Also, they’ve introduced white chocolate Hobnobs and they are TINY. Look at the state of that pathetic little wheaty fart.
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