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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.

@colonelnutz.bsky.social
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“Fuck off” - Brian Clough, 1991 “Dad Joke Genius” - one of my children, 2025 “Annoying Tosspot” - the other child, 2025

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 15h
Light and pyro shows before an international friendly?
UTTER WOKE NONSENSE
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right, I’ve seen that episode of Slow Horses. A story short, I’m steering well clear of anyone I see who’s bleeding out of their eyes.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, I’m recycling my old jokes. And?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
John Wickes, innit?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶 OHHHHHHH COME WITH ME TO THE ROLLING SEA WHERE THE WEATHER’S CALM AND STILL 🎶
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frau Nutz was with me, i asked if there was a cyclist in front on her side or something, but no. No one near them when they started this crap either, you could see from a distance that it was just a tit, being a tit.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a new bar set in the standards of driving in England. 20mph zone. Someone 3 cars in front deliberately doing 5. Five miles per hour. Deliberately positioning themselves to prevent overtaking. Laughably dangerous.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My best attempt yet. Poople #415 6/5 ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟫 🟫⬜⬜🟫 🟫⬜⬜🟫 🟫⬜🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫 poople.io
poople.io
Poople - The Official Daily Word Game
The game where you turn words into poop! New game every day. Can you find the shortest path?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FUN FACT: I’ve now found the threshold of the Bluesky Reply Guys sucking the joy out of a joke and manaplaining it back to you or correcting your punchline. Twitter used to at least wait until it got to the hundreds before someone started. Here? 35 interactions.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Super Meowl, if you will.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This weekend sees the Super Ball Of Wool in the NFL
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Spartacus Defence. Magnificent. He could actually get away with it. #CelebTraitors
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bahrain-In-Malaysia? That’s what they decided to go with? So it’s the #f1 equivalent of when there’s an Argos inside a Sainsbury’s?
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not now, Saucybot
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3. Honestly. This is one hell of a month.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine being a sub editor in 2026, confusing the word “ageless” with “like Gazza if you designed him in FIFA Career Mode”
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not sure this guy can get any more popular than right now #bwfc
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just sneezed while sat on the toilet. Would not recommend.
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Flying Porta Potty
ALT: Flying Porta Potty
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would hope we’re investigating the possibility of compo if titles are scrubbed/seasons voided. The focus on retrospective punishment being only to the benefit of those finishing second ignores the prize money missed out on by teams finishing 18th in those affected seasons….
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NORMA!!!!!!
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 …the way you love me is frightening… 🎶
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, that’s a stunner
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The limits of which were immortalised by Tina Turner
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶
Liam Gallagher, singing, wearing a pink cagoule. No, not like a dinner lady cagoule. A really expensive cagoule.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Their first, and greatest.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶
Liam Gallagher, singing, wearing a pink cagoule. No, not like a dinner lady cagoule. A really expensive cagoule.
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really hope this also stars Tim Robbins. And - oh, I don't know - Steven Seagull.
A poster for The Weight, starring Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Sean Canary
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gash
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or summat, I dunno
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gash
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sonz Of A Loop Da Loop Vera
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stone Temple Pilates
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frida Gain
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, Bird Photography Of The Year! And not my original guess, Borts Personality Of The Year Cool photo, mind
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It took me half a series to realise it was by Mick Jagger, and not someone doing a terrible impression of Mick Jagger.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And now Quansah smacks the ball into Cucurella’s fod and sparks Sideshow Bob out. Nice
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Booked for diving in the EFL, that
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great breakaway goal, that
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s our keeper, that is. Top man #bwfc
Statement - Gavin Bazunu
Representing my country means everything to me. I have the utmost respect for every single one of my team mates, the Manager, his staff and the Irish people.
However I have reached a decision that I have not taken lightly. I am a man of strong faith and try my best to be a person of character and principle therefore I feel it would be wrong to participate in the upcoming fixtures against Israel.
My decision is based purely upon my personal belief that the killing of innocent people is wrong.
It is important to note that my stance is not in opposition of the Israeli people or the Jewish community but against the atrocities in the region.
There are few times where you get a chance in life to stand up for something bigger and I strongly believe that this is one of them.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m only watching the England match for Traff.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So, Hell, then
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶 shitty chairman Walking round the track Shitty chairman Patting drivers’ backs Shitty chairman I don’t believe a word you say 🎶
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George approaching the finish line as the Red Bull in his mirrors gets bigger and bigger… #f1 @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My son just told me he got one for 25th September at Knebworth. And can I please give his mate £170 and he’ll pay me back in instalments….
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any retrospective shifting of prizes will open up the opportunity for a rather high number of clubs to sue the league out of existence. So I really hope they do void or something like that.
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“It’s an all front row of Charles Leclerc” Crofty needs a CTRL+ALT+DLT #f1
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feels like The Azerbaijan National anthem mentions the word Azerbaijan more than the song Hey Jude mentions Jude #f1
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FIFTEEN?!?!?!
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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Man City charges bringing a load of noise only for teams that finished 2nd in their titles 09-18. We were relegated by one place in 2012. Surely we can have a pop at this? Missed out on a LOT of money in those years. And wouldn’t have had that toad in our club had we not gone down… #bwfc
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