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@colonelmoutardo.bsky.social
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Inane witterings. Arsenal fan, ex-British Army, Corps of Royal Engineers, Sapper (retd) & amateur flatulist (Iraq war Op Telic veteran for what it's worth - I did fuck all). 40-something & grumpy. Plays with guitars & toy soldiers

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you, America! Money from diesel will help me kill even more Ukrainian children.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I want people named and fired.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In Crete. It’s absolutely boiling here.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina; utter shithouses right to the end. can't even lose gracefully.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 15/07/2026
That was absolutely dismal from Thomas Tuchel, completely mismanaged that second half – esp after the 1-0 goal. He had a chance to change things at the ad-break, leaned into the defensive thing and Argentina, who were already on top, turned the screw.
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just absolutely speechless at how this has developed. Tuchel totally shit the bed.
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eastlower @eastlower.co.uk · 15/07/2026
Piss poor game management
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Lewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is entirely Tuchel's fault, pathetic since going a goal up. Passive, invited Argentina on.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did the same thing to Egypt and we just never seem to learn.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England are attempting to Mexico out the last ten minutes.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nice that they mugged Messi off by giving him a mascot nearly as tall as he is :)
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Love that the Spanish anthem has no words because the various parts of Spain keep squabbling over what the words should be.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shakira must really be racking up the royalties at this World Cup.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Looks like that bank holiday will remain uncashed.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So have the VAR refs been banned at looking and smiling at the camera since that Aussie ref flashed a Nazi hand sign? #worldcup
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think the most impressive thing about this World Cup is the massive flags they lay out on the pitch and how quickly they roll them up after the anthems. #worldcup
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am hot #cat
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Miguel Almiron looks like someone has painted a face on a balloon. #worldcup
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In those short little videos during the player line-ups, why is no-one pulling out The Fonz style thumbs up? #worldcup
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Michael Oliver showing his top, top refereeing skills again I see. Flashing yellow cards like they are going out of fashion in contrast to every single other ref at this tournment.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Football, eh? Fucking hell.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Feel sorry for the England team because you just know the racist arseholes are going to be out in force on Twitter tonight.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Substitute 'Wembley' for 'Boston'.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Arsenal to haramball our way to a 1-0 please.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The Killers need to make this football themed by singing 'I'm Norman Whiteside'
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You did it Bukayo. ❤️
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Good grief Everton, you only had one job...
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 21/05/2026
Delighted Arsenal paid this chap extra to put the missing asterisks next to Manchester City’s name.
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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Maybe double or triple tap each hand this time.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Lounge lizards in penthouse flats May soon find out, where it's at They gnaw away our hard earned pay We walk the treadmill every day
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I was re-reading Andrew Marr's History of the World the other week and a point he made really rings true today. Despite all the technological & societal advances made by humanity over the past 10,000 years, the one thing that hasn't kept parity is our politics. We are still mired in petty tribality.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When I think about what I thought my 'holy grails of vinyl collection' were and how I have managed to get some of them recently, the one that seems most out of reach is 'Earth Vs The Wildhearts'. Just cannot find it for a reasonable price for love nor money.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Genuinely curious if anyone can think of a leader who almost the entire world's population has hoped they would hurry up and die, at least not since the days of Hitler and Stalin. Maybe the Kims? Trump's legacy everyone - uniting the world in hoping a shuddering orange bell-end dies ASAP.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Is Bernardo Silva invisible or something? How many fouls will he commit before he gets a card?
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Spurs are comedy gold right now - absolutely the gift that keeps giving.
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 10/03/2026
TO DARE IS TO D’OH
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I served in Iraq, doing nothing for the US. I would love to get close to Donald Trump just so I can show him my gratitude in the form of a haymaker.
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Successful hate watch to start the day, lovely.
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Jim Hawkins @jimallthetime.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
For new followers from around the world: This is what Shropshire looks like. It’s lovely, you’d like it here.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
With all the doom and gloom, a little more. Still with its original inner sleeve (just about disintegrating) #vinyl #vinylsky
Black Sabbath self titled album showing mysterious cloaked woman in front of a water mill.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A healthy democracy has: checks & balances to power, media of all stripes to criticize & scrutinize, a bi-cameral system to regulate legislation & ensure all decisions are ratified an agreed, all to ensure that power is not concentrated in the hands of a single individual. The US has none of these.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Well 2026 is nearly upon us and with it our annual chance to commemorate and reflect upon 'Vienna' being kept off No 1 spot by Joe Dolce's 'Shaddup You Face', something akin to a war crime in Western circles. Lest we forget.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Weird guitar/bass combos, weird lyrics but an outstanding album. #vinyl #vinylsky
Presidents of the United States of America self titled album. Brass frogs playing various instruments.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Time for some indie. Is this indie? I’m not even sure what the definition is nowadays. Either way, it’s an excellent album, you should listen to it. #vinyl #vinylsky
Young Knives - Voices of Animals and Men album with a man in a colourful jacket next to what seems to be an ambulatory haystack, on a council estate.
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Wow, playing a through ball instead of checking back, turning and playing to the side/backwards results in a goal! Who would have thought it?
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’ll finish up tonight with a bit of Devo #vinyl #vinylsky
Devo - Are we not men? We are Devo - album art showing a mad scientist
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Classic British blues. Who Will Save the World? The Mighty Groundhogs #vinyl #vinylsky
The Groundhogs - Who Will Save The World? Album art featuring the band as a stylised cartoon strip
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Søren @colonelmoutardo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Nothing screams Xmas more like a cartoon farmer 69’ing a sheep. I think they chose this art to shock; nothing in the album relates to zoophilia. #vinyl #vinylsky
NOFX - Heavy Petting Zoo (Eating Lamb) featuring a cartoon farmer in a compromising position with a sheep.
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