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The Haunted Balloon Lady

@colonelescargot.bsky.social
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author and editor of educational stuff deflated doomscroller “At times, indeed, almost ridiculous— Almost, at times, the Fool.” fuck brexit fuck the fascists #CovidIsAirborne #MaskUp #Climate #Environment #Politics #Books #Humanist

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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 6h
It sounds to me like Wülferhampton’s turning into a nanny state.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 9h
He makes a good point.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 8h
Look what you’ve started now. This could go on and on ….
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Broad City: Abbi Says Forever
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9h
Oh brilliant, I’ll have a go at that. I always confuse hypos and hypers.
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Paul Fernandez @exilefromgroggs.bsky.social · 9h
I created a sporcle quiz about -nym words. www.sporcle.com/games/ExileF...
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Nym words
Can you pick the words ending in -nym?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
this is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah, I looked those up too. 😆
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9h
Yes, there are more examples than we probably realise, e.g. sanction, cleave, clip (as in attach or cut off). Whenever such words crop up in language lessons it sounds a bit mad to say: well it actually means the opposite here.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9h
Being a balloon, I should have thought of that too.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9h
And your teeth! I only tried that once.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9h
That’s what I surmised in the context. When I see the word ‘shelled’ with reference to nuts, I automatically think it means without their shells, so I had to read it again in context. It’s called an auto-antonym, or a Janus word.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9h
It‘s confusing when shelled can mean both de-shelled or having a shell. I mean, it’s not as if the English language is short on words.
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Mia Goth Confused
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 10h
The only sane response to what he said (twice) is to arrest and put him on trial for treachery. But this is not a sane administration.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 14h
This is how the debate usually goes with a brexiter: “It wasn’t done properly“ “Yes it was. We left the EU on 31 Jan 2020” “Ah but, did we really?” “Yes, we‘re not in the EU now” “But it’s not the Brexit I voted for” “It’s exactly the Brexit you voted for - to leave the EU” On and on, ad nauseam
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s never stopped him before.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We had Kitchen Floor Soup at The Happy Turnip tonight (not unlike the Mead Hall’s but without the rat droppings).
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Soup Soup Season
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sarah Drew on Mistletoe Murders Mystery
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now why would someone who isn‘t a pedophile say something as disturbing as fuck?
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And how amazing that this has never happened with flu.
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Michael Scott's Shocked Reaction
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🇨🇦Ian - #RLessThanOne @simpson-ian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
IMO looking at the last two years I think offering Covid-19 vaccinations in June or July and aiming to have as much coverage as possible before schools resumed in September may have made the most sense. Ontario waiting until the end of October for most is starting too late.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stop being sensible. You speak as if there’s something called ‘the precautionary principle’.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The person responsible for carrying out the totally independent investigation into Reform and clearing the party of all wrongdoing has been identified.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now you’ve gone and done it. I can’t say they look impressed either. I hope they don’t find out you’re the editor of The Daily Muckrake as well as whatever else you are. I’ve already lost access to my account once today.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I AM the UnHelp Desk, that’s why!
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Ashley Johnson's Stressful Critmas Elf
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂😂😂 But look what you’ve done - bsky said they didnt recognise me, so I’ve had to promise them my first born. Can you send them the photo?
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Watthe Whatthe
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scroll up?
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Penelope Featherington: Have You Gone Mad?
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Hyacinth Bucket's Hilarious Wall Climb
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d make a list.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From the beginning of the war in Iran, I've warned one reason that Trump wants such a war is to provoke a terrorist attack at home. History is full of leaders - from Putin in Russia to Orban in Hungary - who have used foreign wars and real or manufactured threats to expand their authority.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only question she was able to answer was “You are the leader of the party ….?”
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Since 9/21, high schoolers across France have shut down more than a thousand schools, demanding teachers, smaller classes, and buildings that aren't falling apart. The state answered with tear gas and nearly 2,000 arrests in a single day. Here, a right-wing reporter getting schooled by a HS student
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good Lord!
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR? The President of the United States, talking about Iran: “Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay.” Those are AMERICAN CITIES. AMERICAN FAMILIES. AMERICAN LIVES.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/10/2026
This tells you everything about how Trump sees this country. The destruction, the fear and the innocent people who would pay the actual price are just collateral damage to him.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
True, being the world’s greatest narcissist.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Utterly socially inept too.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I don’t think there were any crowds (except for protesters). We didn‘t want him here.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It would be really funny if I didn’t hate his fuckin guts.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember when the Queen had a problem with him not being able to walk straight?
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Queen Elizabeth and Donald Trump Walk
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was going to say that Bloke tried that on me once, after saying I was full of hot air. “Hold my bunting” I said. Anyway I didn’t say it because I was busy* *went for a nap
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I expect he had nothing to say about the no-go areas occupied by our very own native blackshirts recently, spreading actual real fear.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Serves you right for listening.
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Oprah Listening Unimpressed
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
See how Pierce insidiously emphasises that he’s ”a retired engineer” as if that lends him respectability and rightness.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He literally set off a bomb in a UK street. If this had been the IRA Pierce would calling for them to be hung, drawn and quartered. This is domestic terrorism pure and simple. A bomb set off to terrorise with the aim of getting a government to change its policy. Literally a textbook definition.
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A retired engineer who destroyed @SadiqKhan ULEZ camera jailed for 15 years. A ridiculous sentence. No wonder our orisons are overcrowded

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Kevin Rees was sentenced to 15 years for causing an explosion likely to endanger life after using a homemade bomb to destroy a ULEZ camera in a Sidcup residential street, damaging cars and property up to 100m away with shrapnel near a child's bedroom.

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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Or your naan
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She talks about taking a different course after that decade. We took that course on 1 Jan 1973.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Including not being alive.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“only” Fine words butter no parsnips.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*sigh* No it’s not that simple, it’s very highly monitored. bsky.app/profile/them...
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s just bad timing because it has to compete with the Mead Hall putting the sprouts on, which tends to be a lot more contentious.
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