The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 6hIt sounds to me like Wülferhampton’s turning into a nanny state. 000
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 9hHe makes a good point. 330181754085
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 8hLook what you’ve started now. This could go on and on ….static.klipy.comBroad City: Abbi Says ForeverALT: Broad City: Abbi Says Forever 010
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9hOh brilliant, I’ll have a go at that. I always confuse hypos and hypers. 010
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyPaul Fernandez @exilefromgroggs.bsky.social · 9hI created a sporcle quiz about -nym words. www.sporcle.com/games/ExileF...sporcle.comNym wordsCan you pick the words ending in -nym? 111
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9hthis is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something 1021108513193
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9hYes, there are more examples than we probably realise, e.g. sanction, cleave, clip (as in attach or cut off). Whenever such words crop up in language lessons it sounds a bit mad to say: well it actually means the opposite here. 000
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9hBeing a balloon, I should have thought of that too. 010
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9hAnd your teeth! I only tried that once. 020
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9hThat’s what I surmised in the context. When I see the word ‘shelled’ with reference to nuts, I automatically think it means without their shells, so I had to read it again in context. It’s called an auto-antonym, or a Janus word. 110
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 9hIt‘s confusing when shelled can mean both de-shelled or having a shell. I mean, it’s not as if the English language is short on words.static.klipy.comMia Goth ConfusedALT: Mia Goth Confused 320
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 10hThe only sane response to what he said (twice) is to arrest and put him on trial for treachery. But this is not a sane administration. 000
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 14hThis is how the debate usually goes with a brexiter: “It wasn’t done properly“ “Yes it was. We left the EU on 31 Jan 2020” “Ah but, did we really?” “Yes, we‘re not in the EU now” “But it’s not the Brexit I voted for” “It’s exactly the Brexit you voted for - to leave the EU” On and on, ad nauseam 0123
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We had Kitchen Floor Soup at The Happy Turnip tonight (not unlike the Mead Hall’s but without the rat droppings).static.klipy.comSoup Soup SeasonALT: Soup Soup Season 050
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comSarah Drew on Mistletoe Murders MysteryALT: Sarah Drew on Mistletoe Murders Mystery 020
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now why would someone who isn‘t a pedophile say something as disturbing as fuck? 000
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And how amazing that this has never happened with flu.static.klipy.comMichael Scott's Shocked ReactionALT: Michael Scott's Shocked Reaction 020
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon Lady🇨🇦Ian - #RLessThanOne @simpson-ian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026IMO looking at the last two years I think offering Covid-19 vaccinations in June or July and aiming to have as much coverage as possible before schools resumed in September may have made the most sense. Ontario waiting until the end of October for most is starting too late. 362
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Stop being sensible. You speak as if there’s something called ‘the precautionary principle’. 120
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The person responsible for carrying out the totally independent investigation into Reform and clearing the party of all wrongdoing has been identified. 431498397
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now you’ve gone and done it. I can’t say they look impressed either. I hope they don’t find out you’re the editor of The Daily Muckrake as well as whatever else you are. I’ve already lost access to my account once today. 140
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I AM the UnHelp Desk, that’s why!static.klipy.comAshley Johnson's Stressful Critmas ElfALT: Ashley Johnson's Stressful Critmas Elf 030
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026😂😂😂 But look what you’ve done - bsky said they didnt recognise me, so I’ve had to promise them my first born. Can you send them the photo?static.klipy.comWatthe WhattheALT: Watthe Whatthe 140
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Scroll up?static.klipy.comPenelope Featherington: Have You Gone Mad?ALT: Penelope Featherington: Have You Gone Mad? 130
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comHyacinth Bucket's Hilarious Wall ClimbALT: Hyacinth Bucket's Hilarious Wall Climb 350
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026From the beginning of the war in Iran, I've warned one reason that Trump wants such a war is to provoke a terrorist attack at home. History is full of leaders - from Putin in Russia to Orban in Hungary - who have used foreign wars and real or manufactured threats to expand their authority. 631029583
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The only question she was able to answer was “You are the leader of the party ….?” 000
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Since 9/21, high schoolers across France have shut down more than a thousand schools, demanding teachers, smaller classes, and buildings that aren't falling apart. The state answered with tear gas and nearly 2,000 arrests in a single day. Here, a right-wing reporter getting schooled by a HS student 18763318
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyMorgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR? The President of the United States, talking about Iran: “Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay.” Those are AMERICAN CITIES. AMERICAN FAMILIES. AMERICAN LIVES. twitter.com 109601288
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 06/10/2026This tells you everything about how Trump sees this country. The destruction, the fear and the innocent people who would pay the actual price are just collateral damage to him. 3061725749
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026True, being the world’s greatest narcissist. 020
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, I don’t think there were any crowds (except for protesters). We didn‘t want him here. 130
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It would be really funny if I didn’t hate his fuckin guts. 030
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember when the Queen had a problem with him not being able to walk straight?static.klipy.comQueen Elizabeth and Donald Trump WalkALT: Queen Elizabeth and Donald Trump Walk 3222
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was going to say that Bloke tried that on me once, after saying I was full of hot air. “Hold my bunting” I said. Anyway I didn’t say it because I was busy* *went for a nap 040
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I expect he had nothing to say about the no-go areas occupied by our very own native blackshirts recently, spreading actual real fear. 0142
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Serves you right for listening.static.klipy.comOprah Listening UnimpressedALT: Oprah Listening Unimpressed 020
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026See how Pierce insidiously emphasises that he’s ”a retired engineer” as if that lends him respectability and rightness. 140
Reposted by The Haunted Balloon LadyMark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He literally set off a bomb in a UK street. If this had been the IRA Pierce would calling for them to be hung, drawn and quartered. This is domestic terrorism pure and simple. A bomb set off to terrorise with the aim of getting a government to change its policy. Literally a textbook definition. 25411116
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026She talks about taking a different course after that decade. We took that course on 1 Jan 1973. 020
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“only” Fine words butter no parsnips. 030
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*sigh* No it’s not that simple, it’s very highly monitored. bsky.app/profile/them... 130
The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s just bad timing because it has to compete with the Mead Hall putting the sprouts on, which tends to be a lot more contentious. 150