Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I returned the phone call right away and now I don't have a little notification on my phone and a post-it note on my monitor and an RETURN VET PHONE CALL written in my agenda. Weird. 000
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have delicate hands for a tall-ish fat woman (my wedding band is a size 5.25US) and the resident endocrinologist I saw commented that I have sausage fingers. 030
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Mohza Mohzalator Mohz Rat-Faced Moe Mohz-Mohz The Old Lady My Satellite 020
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I am the worst stepmother because I *checks notes* had my freshman check an index in a book rather than google the answer AND have suggested drawing a diagram in order to compare and contrast two topics. 150
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I simply CANNOT stop listening to this band: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...youtube.comAngine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP 010
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026WELL just discovered Angine de Poitrine and I didnt know I was missing this from my life. 000
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I'm cooking red beans and rice in the church kitchen for the Mardi Gras dinner tonight and I just heard a parishioner wander into the building and exclaim, "Ah! That smells so good!" No one has any idea I'm here. 020
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Sometimes you just need to stitch a silly goose guy. 010
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/02/2026In the land of Screen, the soul cries out to create that which is tangible and sometimes that means getting hyped about using a drill. Well done. 110
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 04/02/2026media.tenor.coma man is sitting on the floor in a dark room with a flashlight in his hand .ALT: a man is sitting on the floor in a dark room with a flashlight in his hand . 020
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Ladies and gentlemen with nose rings, do NOT use the hankies with lace. 030
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The zipper merge is correct and attempting to merge or letting others merge too early isn’t thoughtful or efficient. 2424
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I go for weeks without thinking about Pedro The Lion and then How I Remember kicks me in the shin and runs away. youtu.be/vA8ZYD5vJzo?...youtu.bePedro The Lion | Flew The Coop Session at Revival AudioYouTube video by Flew The Coop Sessions 100
Reposted by ColleenerKara N. Slade @karanslade.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Get in loser, we’re retrieving the Four Humours next 26311
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I regret to inform you that the GLP-1 medications have so overhauled my taste buds that now all I want to eat is lentils and beans. 130
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I with there was a pub or bar or evening coffee shop that I could go hang out at and listen to accordion music. 020
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Gonna revert to my libertarian upbringing real quick. 010
Reposted by ColleenerNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status. 577334908599
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I am, once again, more impressed with the Roman pontiff than I am any Evangelical I was taught to admire growing up. 040
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 02/01/2026It’s my last day of holiday PTO and I’m fighting back by still being in bed at 11:26. 120
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I’m moving away from Amazon as much as possible and am trying out Margins to track my 2026 reading. Here’s my link if friends want to connect. margins.app/u/53ec2bb96f...margins.appColleener on MarginsView Colleener's profile on Margins 120
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 01/01/2026NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER 050
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 31/12/2025My character Bob the Elf died during our family's attempt to conquer quest #2 of Hero's Quest, so now I'm checking all y'all's updates. 010
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I am, once again, searching for vintage wool capes with fur collars on EBay. As one does. 020
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Sometimes I re-read the marriage-advice-for-women books from my time in evangelicalism and, oh wow, they suck so much. A lovely little diagram in “Fierce Women” blames a “wife with strong desires” for her husband‘s violent assault. 100
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/12/2025"I feel like Taco Bell, but it's also feels wrong to eat Taco Bell during the daytime. . . it's something you do under the cover of darkness. I don't have any shame about Taco Bell, it just tastes better at night." @impudentearworm.bsky.social 151
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/12/2025David (@dljohnston.bsky.social) and I have fallen in love with Natalia Lafourcade's music and highly recommend it to all. 032
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I've been in bed for three days and my normally standoff-ish dog is becoming increasingly worried about me. She even laid in my lap for some attention. 000
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 23/12/2025is there a covid symptom of looking at past photos of your kids and getting weepy? 110
Reposted by ColleenerColleener @colleener.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I really want to wake up to Trump’s obituary tomorrow. 021
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 23/12/2025here's the 60 min segment Bari Weiss killed: www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...muellershewrote.comWATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT SegmentI was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat. 031
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I'm considering purchasing Philippa Gregory's Normal Women in bulk and then throwing a copy at anyone who starts yammering about "too much feminism" in the culture. 020
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Did Sacred Ordinary Days go belly up? The site is still up but the latest year planner is 2024; does anyone have any details? 000
Reposted by ColleenerDavid Johnston @dljohnston.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Happy for a signal boost to talk about the work my church does: -weekly meal served to our unhoused neighbors -partner with other downtown churches for Cridlin Food and Clothing Pantry, which has supplies for infants -free office space to a sexual assault and rape crisis center 2349
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/11/2025it is wool season wool socks wool shirt wool sweater bury me in wool 110
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Multiple trick-or-treaters to me while handing out candy: ”I love your costume!” Me: “What costume? These are my normal clothes.“ 150
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 24/10/2025terrible week at work one more fire and I WILL purchase the expensive embroidery class at Hand and Lock. 020
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 23/10/2025"'regular vape juice' sounds like a band name." - @impudentearworm.bsky.social 030
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 20/10/2025media.tenor.coma man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' .ALT: a man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' . 030
Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/10/2025after scrolling through twitter the last 24 hours, it does seem like ACNAners reacting to the GAFCON announcement are very keen on getting themselves a pope that can tell everyone else to agree with them. 020