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Colleener

@colleener.bsky.social
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Mostly off-line. Mostly playing the accordion.

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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I returned the phone call right away and now I don't have a little notification on my phone and a post-it note on my monitor and an RETURN VET PHONE CALL written in my agenda. Weird.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have delicate hands for a tall-ish fat woman (my wedding band is a size 5.25US) and the resident endocrinologist I saw commented that I have sausage fingers.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mohza Mohzalator Mohz Rat-Faced Moe Mohz-Mohz The Old Lady My Satellite
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I am the worst stepmother because I *checks notes* had my freshman check an index in a book rather than google the answer AND have suggested drawing a diagram in order to compare and contrast two topics.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I simply CANNOT stop listening to this band: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
WELL just discovered Angine de Poitrine and I didnt know I was missing this from my life.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Lentils for Lent. @dljohnston.bsky.social
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
ban the word "yummy"
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm cooking red beans and rice in the church kitchen for the Mardi Gras dinner tonight and I just heard a parishioner wander into the building and exclaim, "Ah! That smells so good!" No one has any idea I'm here.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Sometimes you just need to stitch a silly goose guy.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
In the land of Screen, the soul cries out to create that which is tangible and sometimes that means getting hyped about using a drill. Well done.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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a man is sitting on the floor in a dark room with a flashlight in his hand .
ALT: a man is sitting on the floor in a dark room with a flashlight in his hand .
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ladies and gentlemen with nose rings, do NOT use the hankies with lace.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The zipper merge is correct and attempting to merge or letting others merge too early isn’t thoughtful or efficient.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I go for weeks without thinking about Pedro The Lion and then How I Remember kicks me in the shin and runs away. youtu.be/vA8ZYD5vJzo?...
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Pedro The Lion | Flew The Coop Session at Revival Audio
YouTube video by Flew The Coop Sessions
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Kara N. Slade @karanslade.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Get in loser, we’re retrieving the Four Humours next
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I regret to inform you that the GLP-1 medications have so overhauled my taste buds that now all I want to eat is lentils and beans.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I with there was a pub or bar or evening coffee shop that I could go hang out at and listen to accordion music.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Gonna revert to my libertarian upbringing real quick.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports. And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.” Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
the St. Croix river
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I am, once again, more impressed with the Roman pontiff than I am any Evangelical I was taught to admire growing up.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
It’s my last day of holiday PTO and I’m fighting back by still being in bed at 11:26.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I’m moving away from Amazon as much as possible and am trying out Margins to track my 2026 reading. Here’s my link if friends want to connect. margins.app/u/53ec2bb96f...
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Colleener on Margins
View Colleener's profile on Margins
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER NEW YEAR, NEW PLANNER
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My character Bob the Elf died during our family's attempt to conquer quest #2 of Hero's Quest, so now I'm checking all y'all's updates.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I am, once again, searching for vintage wool capes with fur collars on EBay. As one does.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Sometimes I re-read the marriage-advice-for-women books from my time in evangelicalism and, oh wow, they suck so much. A lovely little diagram in “Fierce Women” blames a “wife with strong desires” for her husband‘s violent assault.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"I feel like Taco Bell, but it's also feels wrong to eat Taco Bell during the daytime. . . it's something you do under the cover of darkness. I don't have any shame about Taco Bell, it just tastes better at night." @impudentearworm.bsky.social
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
David (@dljohnston.bsky.social) and I have fallen in love with Natalia Lafourcade's music and highly recommend it to all.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I've been in bed for three days and my normally standoff-ish dog is becoming increasingly worried about me. She even laid in my lap for some attention.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
is there a covid symptom of looking at past photos of your kids and getting weepy?
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I really want to wake up to Trump’s obituary tomorrow.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
here's the 60 min segment Bari Weiss killed: www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
muellershewrote.com
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I'm considering purchasing Philippa Gregory's Normal Women in bulk and then throwing a copy at anyone who starts yammering about "too much feminism" in the culture.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I’m such a sucker for a nice tin.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Did Sacred Ordinary Days go belly up? The site is still up but the latest year planner is 2024; does anyone have any details?
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I do not want to work, I want to look at cool owls.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
FUMES PEOPLE FUMES
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I finally finished it!!
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David Johnston @dljohnston.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Happy for a signal boost to talk about the work my church does: -weekly meal served to our unhoused neighbors -partner with other downtown churches for Cridlin Food and Clothing Pantry, which has supplies for infants -free office space to a sexual assault and rape crisis center
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hand stitching is deeply meditative and I love it.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
it is wool season wool socks wool shirt wool sweater bury me in wool
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Multiple trick-or-treaters to me while handing out candy: ”I love your costume!” Me: “What costume? These are my normal clothes.“
A woman who kind of looks like Willie Wonka and a black and white Havanese dog in a witch’s hat.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
terrible week at work one more fire and I WILL purchase the expensive embroidery class at Hand and Lock.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"'regular vape juice' sounds like a band name." - @impudentearworm.bsky.social
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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a man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' .
ALT: a man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' .
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
High of 82F tomorrow. I am VERY offended.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
after scrolling through twitter the last 24 hours, it does seem like ACNAners reacting to the GAFCON announcement are very keen on getting themselves a pope that can tell everyone else to agree with them.
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