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Colleener

@colleener.bsky.social
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Mostly off-line. Mostly playing the accordion.

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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Each one of them is a "men would rather [ ] than go to therapy" example in a very messy-on-main way.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
impressive. I looked into being an election worker, but it's a 7am to 9pm gig and I'm like. . . I am just not strong enough for that.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm not responding to the yet-you-participate-in-society meme whatever form it comes in. Have a nice day.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My observation of my own emotional reaction was not a request for advice.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@dljohnston.bsky.social and I were watching the episode in Star Trek DS9 last night in which Sisko is a writer in 1950s NYC. In his apartment was books, a typewriter, and a radio - no screens. We were both a bit envious.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I returned the phone call right away and now I don't have a little notification on my phone and a post-it note on my monitor and an RETURN VET PHONE CALL written in my agenda. Weird.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have delicate hands for a tall-ish fat woman (my wedding band is a size 5.25US) and the resident endocrinologist I saw commented that I have sausage fingers.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The first mass I attended with incense was at a Coptic Church and the second was St. Luke's in Orlando and I am now a very strong incense opinion-haver.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Or gold musk from St Photios Greek Orthodox National Shrine in St Augustine?
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nivea - smells like Grandma, but very, very good at keeping moisture in.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It baffles me why the mold-terrified Germans don't embrace AC and its dehumidifying effects.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*pounds table* CONTRACTOR RATES! CONTRACTOR RATES!
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mohza Mohzalator Mohz Rat-Faced Moe Mohz-Mohz The Old Lady My Satellite
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
wait, no, I think it was the Hopesfall show.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my left knee is still janky after some hyped up Hero's Drive fanboy ran into my non-participating self at the Fireball Cafe. I hope that kid has bunions now.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
WELCOME
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
AND it's wobbly
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
-2 out of 10 stars
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Freshman is now angrily typing up an answer to the compare and contrast question rather than draw up the diagram and I KNEW THEY KNEW more than they were letting on.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I am the worst stepmother because I *checks notes* had my freshman check an index in a book rather than google the answer AND have suggested drawing a diagram in order to compare and contrast two topics.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mine has a bit of water damage and needs replacing and now I hate myself for procrastinating.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I blame MAHA for disallowing people to specify: WE JUST EAT BREAD
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The evil bit is the patchouli here
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
church was excellent and then I make another knock-it-out-of-the-park Easter dinner.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I simply CANNOT stop listening to this band: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...
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Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
written by a PCA guy in a clerical collar
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Also, who’s lady fist? yours or mine?
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Does she not know that pupil pumpkins come in multiple sizes?
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Did you check the “yes, I’d like to die in poverty” option?
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Did the move to whole language instruction occur in the past 20 years? It was absolutely discouraged during my teacher training in the early aughts.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
WELL just discovered Angine de Poitrine and I didnt know I was missing this from my life.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Lentils for Lent. @dljohnston.bsky.social
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
ban the word "yummy"
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
hey Siri, show me the religious version of male insecurity
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We are not serious people.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm cooking red beans and rice in the church kitchen for the Mardi Gras dinner tonight and I just heard a parishioner wander into the building and exclaim, "Ah! That smells so good!" No one has any idea I'm here.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Advocating for raw milk and beef liver while hawking supplements of a dubious provenance online isn't being a scientist, Bertha.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If you don’t mind what I embroider on it (probably tatreez motifs), you can send it to me for repairs.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Sometimes you just need to stitch a silly goose guy.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
In the land of Screen, the soul cries out to create that which is tangible and sometimes that means getting hyped about using a drill. Well done.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
must be the grow operation in your attic
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting on the floor in a dark room with a flashlight in his hand .
ALT: a man is sitting on the floor in a dark room with a flashlight in his hand .
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
this is On Brand
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ladies and gentlemen with nose rings, do NOT use the hankies with lace.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Le Creuset, all the way
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
How very Israeli.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"""people they hired""" lol, he's trying to other the ICE boots from the desk-sitters.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It wasn’t the last time I gesticulated wildly on 494 this last summer! lol
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The zipper merge is correct and attempting to merge or letting others merge too early isn’t thoughtful or efficient.
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Colleener @colleener.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
how was that a whole year ago?
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