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haunted by the creatures that live behind the small, unnatural doors in old houses

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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 5h
When someone says I’m not offering quality players in a fantasy dynasty trade….
That’s what the PICKS are for - don draper
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 21h
Al Michaels has no idea what’s going on
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 23h
I feel bad for whomever the normal bucs qb is, already forgot his name in the face of league MVP Jalon Daniels
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 08/10/2026
A school near Kyiv was hit today in a Russian strike. Another civilian facility caught in Russia’s deliberate terror on Ukraine. #Ukraine
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why would you cite a survey of parents and not children to uncover the behavior of the children
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Washington Post is the edible arrangements of news
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Instantly turning into Lebron James due to my excitement to promote this gambling app
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I swear if they hurt the whale in that movie and it doesn’t just digest the people I’m going to be really pissed Thousand years of whaling species nearly to extinction, let’s let the big guys get a couple snacks ok?
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not the most important thing, but my guy’s face kinda looks like he does ingest live worms every morning
“Ingesting… a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut”
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
X gon’ give it to ya
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think what we are saying is that Jesus wouldn’t shoot people even if he had an AK, regardless of logistics
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yo do you cover news or just kinda fart on the internet ?
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol I’m so sorry Google and reading are prohibited where you’re from 🫡 stay mad weirdo
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 04/10/2026
Dutch MEP Reinier van Lanschot called on Europe to stop buying Russian gas, transfer frozen Russian assets to Ukraine and establish a no-fly zone over western Ukraine. “Ukraine is helping us, but we don’t say thank you enough,” he said. #Ukraine
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus from the big Lebowski pointing
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he looks like shit, but arguably worse, he looks like nothing. his clothes say nothing, speak to nothing, referents upon referents, because he has no style, has no conception of style, of who he is and how he presents himself
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is so embarrassing. “I can’t have standards or hold power accountable because maybe that would be vanity unfair and maybe then the bad power people will be even badder, so instead I celebrate them!” WOW, you’re an intellectual titan my green suit guy.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m biased but I think the libs had that series on lockdown. Just too big and her calf wasn’t getting any better out there.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a game Coach? Fainted. Star? Came back from seemingly game ending injury. Two other stars? Disappeared in different halves. Big runs? Game was only runs. Caitlin Clark bs? already gone. Crowd? Either dying from nerves or exhalation.
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#1 Lamar Jackson Stan @lunchbox17.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not to be too mean, but maybe reconsider every decision you've ever made in your life & reflect on the fact that you'll have to completely change the very core of your rotten, immoral being if you ever want to experience joy, kindness, or love ever again.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
adopt don’t shop
A 28 pound black and silver sweet potato sleeps on someone’s legs
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is so embarrassing. “I can’t have standards or hold power accountable because maybe that would be vanity unfair and maybe then the bad power people will be even badder, so instead I celebrate them!” WOW, you’re an intellectual titan my green suit guy.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
adopt don’t shop
A 28 pound black and silver sweet potato sleeps on someone’s legs
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bro the W averaged more viewers for national tv games last year than the NHL and CC played like 11 total games and no playoff games. Get literacy, then opinions
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having this happen immediately after gutting one of the best broadcast booths in the sport is so embarrassing.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s wild to say about a game where the best player has gone 10/12 for 28 in 2.5 quarters
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apropro of nothing but Caitlin Clark has the world’s most annoying, entitled facial expressions
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hope Wemby goes down as the greatest to ever do it & not a sell out
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
The 2,000 residents at NYCHA’s Nostrand Houses have lived with outdated appliances, faulty heating and cooling systems, unreliable elevators, untreated lead and mold, and weak security systems that have decayed over time.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow complete commissioner’s cup erasure, good thing it’s armed with an instantly iconic name that is easily remembered and forever honored
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far). A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
John Anzalone &
@JohnAnzo
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Underestimate @RahmEmanuel at your own risk.
He knows how to win. He knows how to fight.
And he knows how to message.
And no one will out work him. Regardless of whether he wins the Democratic nomination in 2028 he will make an impact on the race. You can be sure of that. Don't take your eyes off of him. At the minimum, learn from him.
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
From nytimes.com
6:47 AM • 9/26/26 • 274K Views
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also he knows his beans
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There should only be one podcast people say things on and it should be the Say Things podcast
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this Invasive Species Inc. or Unlimited Bird Death Co.?
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50joules.bsky.social @50joules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not! The contrails are in between the photographer and the reflected light of the sun coming off the moon. There is no shadow involved.
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RGIII^2
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What do you mean?
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is what we have to do
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But then, just when you felt the canon was safe, somehow JJ Abrams has returned
Poe Dameron taking a good long piss on the audience
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shockingly (to me at least), but Lamb would have been infinitely better out of the primary
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently I’m not alone
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh hey is it the police black site killing kids guy who eats worms in the morning and wants endless power but doesn’t believe in making the world better? Im good thanks!
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Colin: the musical @colinthemusical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s not 35th tho. like I love it but let’s get our facts right pls
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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