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Colin Johnson

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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
University of Nottingham getting niche with the merch:
Large industrial-looking bottle with “University of Nottingham Greasetrap Fluid” written on it.
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I have failed this test five times now—can I conclude that I am actually a robot?
Screenshot from a captcha-style question, with the question "Use the arrows to rotate the animal with the same icon to face where the hand is pointing" and a picture of a pointing hand and various icons and animals.
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Anxiety: model’s own.
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Grim. I taught for years on a programme where students had a great diversity of entry qualifications (A-level, BTEC, IB, Access courses); one of the strengths was how students supported each other by sharing different ways of studying. Sad that UoB doesn't have the ability to see these benefits.
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Plashing Vole @plashingvole.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This appalling fat cat wants to shut the door on all my mature students, many of whom left school after GCSE and give up a lot to go to university. I can tell him that they’re the hungriest for education and far from being unable to graduate, they regularly get the highest grades. Hateful man.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I typed out something similar in my response to the Home Office consultation on changes to the immigration system I said if the HO wanted people to integrate, start with some of the horrible British racists in our towns and villages, because ‘they need the most help’
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 04/03/2026
the racists are the ones who have 'failed to integrate' in to modern britain.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 23/02/2026
one thing I don’t have tolerance for these days is people responding to Things Happening with some version of “well they’re not going to do anything about it, it’s a cover up” they just arrested the eighth in line to the throne!! that is by definition someone doing something about it!!
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I like the items on my Christmas tree to remind me things I’ve done over the years. This one reminds me of the time I went to Amsterdam in 2017, but was too cheap to spend €8 on a bauble with “2017” on it so I bought a discounted 2016 one for €2 instead.
Dutch-style bauble with 2016 written on it.
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Neil PollyTicks 🦜 @neilpollyticks.eurosky.social · 02/12/2025
Alt text version. Thanks for sharing Harry.
Saved by Stoppard
Sir, In 1993 my wife and I went to see the first production of Arcadia by Tom Stoppard (obituary, Dec I), and in the interval I experienced a Damascene conversion. As a clinical scientist I was trying to understand the enigma of the behaviour of breast cancer, the assumption being that it grew in a linear trajectory spitting off metastases on its way. In the first act of Arcadia, Thomasina asks her tutor, Septimus: "If there is an equation for a curve like a bell, there must be an equation for one like a bluebell, and if a bluebell, why not a rose?" With that Stoppard explains chaos theory, which better explains the behaviour of breast cancer. At the point of diagnosis, the cancer must have already scattered cancer cells into the circulation that nest latent in distant organs. The consequence of that hypothesis was the birth of "adjuvant systemic chemotherapy",
", and rapidly
we saw a striking fall of the curve that illustrated patients' survival.
Stoppard never learnt how many lives he saved by writing Arcadia.
Michael Baum
Professor emeritus of surgery; visiting professor of medical humanities, UCL
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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 02/12/2025
Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Looking forward to throwing off the shackles of determinism in a few birthdays' time:
Excerpt from an email ad: "FREE WILL if you're 55+"
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John86 @john86l.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.
A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Milkbaaaaaa! 🐑
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Reminded of this sign on a restaurant around the corner from the Vatican (disappointed that it isn't grammatically correct, though: "habemus pizzam"):
Restaurant sign: "Habemus Pizza"
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Me: do you know Carl? He’s another parallel line Parallel line: never met him
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Adriana Guatame-García @adriguatame.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A friend included this anti-acknowledgement section on her PhD thesis. She also added the proposition: “Systematic bullying and undermining of girls and women in STEM starts early on and is the reason why they do not stay in science and related fields.” Absurd we still need to go through this 🧪👩‍🔬
There have been people less than helpful in my journey here. I wanted to acknowledge those too, bc I know I am not unique in this experience.
No thank you to the physics study assoc that made me sing songs about how women couldn't study physics without sleeping with the professor, the day I stepped into university life. No thank you to the 5th year physics student that decided to assign me a stripper name within the first minute of meeting me in the physics coffee corner in my first year. No thank you to the technician that was responsible for onboarding me on the use of the cluster in my third year who raised his eyebrows and asked me if that meant I was some sort of computer girl. No thank you to the senior researcher that sent me utterly inappropriate texts after a conference, then proceeded to apologise months later by telling me they had not been meant for me anyway so no hard feelings remain hopefully And no thank you to him for attending every conference I've been to since. No thank you to the people who told me that it was surprising that I was doing a PhD since I was a girl. No thank you to the man who mistook me for a coffee lady at a conference, and after having to correct him two times that I did not work there, responded with you should consider it. No thank you to the researcher that asked me what I was wearing underneath my outfit during a conference. No thank you to the physicist who declared to a room full of other physicists that biologists don't know how to design an experiment. No thank you to the people who have called me scary instead of strong and intimidating instead of intelligent.
And finally, no thank you to the exec board of the TU Delft, whose knee-jerk reaction to being held up a mirror about the social safety at the university, was to sue the party holding up the mirror instead of looking at the problems they highlighted.
... You have made me feel like I do not belong in science & I cannot forgive you for that.
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Glad I caught this typo...
Quotation from book: "Some programmes try to balance these issues, for example by specifying both the number of recommended meetings and how much daft work can be reviewed."
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve taken a vowel of slence.
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Time for academia to roll out the concept of fan-non-fiction. (eg What would Rawls have said about AI?)
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Steve Binnie (2026 Remaster) @stevebinnie.me.uk · 18/11/2024
Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.
An Instagram post from Taylor Swift captioned "I LOVE THE FALL"
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Faint aurora in the sky over Nottingham tonight.
Red aurora over buildings in Nottingham
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
I’m more concerned with the temperature here
Temperature forecast: 403 degrees (Celsius)
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Ben Monreal @benmonreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
I just took a survey that would have benefited from the modified 2-D Likert scale I just invented
Likert survey form with options
"strongly agree - agree - neutral - disagree - strongly disagree", or
"grudgingly agree - meh - grudgingly disagree", or 
"this question is annoying"
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Jonathan Rosenblum @jsrosenblum.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
This is such a fun & important history. Jane Richardson inventing ribbon diagrams catalyzed advances in structural biology like few other inventions. If she hadn't devised ribbon diagrams, who knows how we would envision proteins 50yr later! www.quantamagazine.org/how-colorful... Biosky Chemsky
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How Colorful Ribbon Diagrams Became the Face of Proteins | Quanta Magazine
Proteins are often visualized as cascades of curled ribbons and twisted strings, which both reveal and conceal the mess of atoms that make up these impossibly complex molecules.
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Colin Johnson @colingj.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
My brain is sufficiently university-admissions-coded this week that I just thought “don’t forget to water the yucas plant”.
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