Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 26mExcited to learn how they intend to squeeze 10 hours of TV out of a book that only takes 8hrs and 25mins to listen to on Audible and is already bulked out with a lot of scene description. 050
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 3hYou can also use a circular polariser to help remove some of the shine. (You can use a linear polariser too, but there’s a risk this will fuck up the autofocus on your camera). 010
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 3hTop tip: if you want to look better move the light to one side. If you’re 12 O’clock and the camera is at 6 O’Clock you want the light between 7 and 8 O’clock - and slightly above eye height. 310
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 3hGod that is so embarrassing, so embarrassingly behind the trend I mean! Don’t people realise we’re clipping the tiny mics to silly things now? Where have they been all this time? In a cave?! 110
Reposted by Colin ElvesAdam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 20hIt's important to remember that the AI doom scenario assumes not only that intelligence is a single well-defined thing, but also that intelligence solves literally every single problem, and that in every conflict overwhelming intelligence always wins. This is just not how anything works. 9328101
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 3hI think the FCDO has to tell the HO to stop trying to cause international incidents on a fairly regular basis. Usually when it’s trying to do things for nakedly political reasons with little evidential basis. 0142
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 3hHardware manufacturers. I started wondering recently if I should buy some Epson stock. 000
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 3hThe (possibly optimistic) alternative take is an increase in value for human creativity. AI is really good at reproducing the median output so anything that is sufficiently standardised or documented it can do quite well. What it’s not good at (at all) is novelty. 000
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 4hThey’re made for walking on babies? The Baby Crusher boots are on sale? 010
Reposted by Colin ElvesChris Smith @ledredman.bsky.social · 4hThe higher education sector brings in about £27 billion in foreign earnings to the UK. It's about the same as the car industry. The home office is arbitrarily cutting the income from foreign students in higher education by about 10%. Racism makes us all poorer. 185
Reposted by Colin ElvesChris Millard @chrismillard83.bsky.social · 5hwhat is insane about university policy these days is how institutions make sweeping changes to all parts of their practice on the assumption or suspicion of what government policy might look like in the future - and the government is still not being clear or proactive or specific 1199
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 4hI think maybe I see the problem now. These people are simply incapable of understanding the difference between utility and entertainment; between the things you need to do, where a frictionless experience is the ideal, and things you like to do, where friction is desired; between work and play. 010
Reposted by Colin ElvesOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 22hNavi Pillay receives the news while at the Courtroom 600, Nuremberg Palace of Justice The speech is worth listening to. Video by Sec Gen, Amnesty International, Agnes Callamard 281287444
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 5hEvery company and organisation should be required to publish the salary and compensation package it pays every staff member against their official job title so that workers know what everyone else doing their job is getting paid and can therefore negotiate their wages with full market knowledge. 020
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 5hI’m starting to think that taxing the billionaires till the pips squeak and using that money for public investment might be better for the economy than letting those idiots horde all that gold like botoxed dragons. 040
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 5hBut I thought Britain already had a theory of growth: Step 1 - reduce public spending. Step 2 - ??? Step 3 - growth. 000
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 5hI don’t get why they’re burning all this cash and credibility just to suck up to a deeply unpopular man. Trump’s polling numbers absolutely suck even *within* the US and he’s near universally hated everywhere else - why are they so keen to associate their businesses with him? 100
Reposted by Colin Elvesrichard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 6hThe Occasional Not-Giacometti #aofoto #AccidentalArt #AccidentalArtist 1294
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 6hWhen did we suddenly decide not only were companies no longer responsible for the dangerous products they sell and the harm those products do, but for some reason they aren’t even responsible when they are active participants in that harm? Was it when the money involved got real big? 13010
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 6hInteresting how we have gone from social media companies saying “we just provide the platform, we are not responsible for the content (that we promote) on our platform” to AI companies saying “we just create the models, we are not responsible for what those models do (following our instructions)” 183
Reposted by Colin ElvesJo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 7h‘Mob rule’ is also, of course, an insulting way of referring to democracy. 2222747
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 6hAs I have repeatedly said: the Meta Pervert glasses will not be banned until people start wearing them to protests and using them to record and to dox police officers. 041
Reposted by Colin ElvesJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 20hNew working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854 99100644301
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 6hWorth remembering: not only is Trump the Right Wing’s guy, but as a nation we are now powerless to do anything about Trump because of Brexit: the Right Wing’s favoured project. We *had* global power and influence as a major power in the EU, but we gave it up. They made us weak and helpless. 020
Reposted by Colin ElvesJWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 7hToday let’s remember the UK right’s collective adoration of Donald Trump. They championed him, said he was far better than the alternative, that he would deliver a New Jerusalem while owning the Libs. As with every other major call of the last 20 years, they were totally and unequivocally wrong. 411431
Reposted by Colin ElvesEli Rodriguez @liex.bsky.social · 7h"which I named my personal exec team" god these fucking losers just wanna feel like they're tony stark so bad 11064
Reposted by Colin Elvesthomas irvine @ahermitsvino.bsky.social · 11hTheir "agents" are literally The Wallet Inspector and still they're loyal 21353
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 7hIt’s never “Trump makes dubious claim prices will fall” or “Reform announces unworkable plan to deport thousands”. For various reasons we as a society have abandoned scepticism for claims favourable to financial elites, reserving it for points of consensus like “vaccines good” or “racism bad”. 131
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 7hPart of why he does that (and why our previous government did that too) is because the media will report the announcement as if the future claims were true. It’s always “Diesel Prices to fall after Russia deal” or “Reform UK government will deport hundreds of thousands of foreign born criminals” 121
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 7hTrump doesn’t care if diesel prices go down or not. He doesn’t care if Russia exports more diesel or if the strait of Hormuz is open or closed. He’s only interested in opportunities to say “prices will fall because of me, because of this thing I just did”. Whether they do or not is irrelevant. 211
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 7hMy assumption is that the diesel was never really supposed to come. Like our previous government’s habit of endlessly announcing new policies, schemes, investments, etc that never came to fruition: the announcement *is* the point. It’s only about the headline and bogus claim of lower prices. 121
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 7hAbsolutely one of the weirdest things about Trump is how much he hates and despises dogs, and I don’t mean figuratively, he hates literal dogs - that’s why he uses it as an insult so much. 140
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 16hThey got a guy called Reince Preibus over there. They got a muthafucker called Markwayne Mullens, they got a Saxby Chambliss. I swear they must just dig their hands into a bag full of scrabble tiles snd call the child whatever comes out. 010
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 16hTo be brutally honest I’m just surprised they haven’t yet started forcing the people on death row to fight to the death on pay per view. 020
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 16hI was quite hopeful about a Burnham premiership, but now I’m worried he’s the most gullible man on the planet. What’s to stop someone convincing him the moon is a hollow orb filled with magic cheese and he should swap Wales for a seat on Elon Musk’s Nazi Lunar rocket? Absolutely nothing. 000
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 18hI think it’s probably just a good that people are forced to be habitually polite as opposed to getting into the habit of acting like an arsehole. You only have to look at X dot com to see what happens when people get away with being an arsehole all the time. 010
Reposted by Colin ElvesEmily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 18hAnthropic is out with new nonsense about Claude (or the collection of models called Claude) deserving moral consideration and/or be able to feel distress, so my inbox is filling up with journos asking me to comment. I've also got a day job, so here is a brief set of public comments on this: >> 391173408
Reposted by Colin Elvesone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22hthe Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 255396919
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 19hIt doesn’t really matter what it is, but if Restore are campaigning for it then you know it’s going to be the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard. Those people *the* worst track record in policies. 020
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 19hWow. I didn’t know the Lib Dems had it in them.static.klipy.comMan Shouts 'Pay Attention To Me!' Bowling AlleyAlt: Man Shouts 'Pay Attention To Me!' Bowling Alley 010
Colin Elves @colinelves.bsky.social · 19hThese weirdos are so intent on denying things like “a country” are social constructs that they end up saying the absolute craziest shit and I don’t even understand why. Why does it matter if England is a social construct or not? What are they so scared of? 000