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Colcon

@colcon.bsky.social
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Talented baker, terrible golfer

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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 17h
Sark is such a gaddamn fraud
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Texas will not win a national championship until it has an official airline partner that’s not American Airlines
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Men in Black is somehow always on, not that I’m complaining
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The golf tournament AI slop is so bad
An image advertising golfers are wanted for a charity tournament that has a billion pieces of text on it to read and is Christmas themed with a garland border. It’s way too busy and not inviting to look at. Clearly an AI made poster.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Did not expect them to both run straight into a wall and die. We should do more of that with these things
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck I’m the commander of 1st Airborne at Arnhem. I’m gonna die
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“You have the mouth of an 18 year old.” I was 14.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
1. A&M 2. Florida 3. OU 4. Auburn 5. Georgia Tech
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is this David Mitchell
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ah shit I found a new favorite beer this year and it’s Belgian
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Really should be V-J and V-E days
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Time to [redacted] another ceo, they’re getting too high and mighty
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
$56.25 (plus fees) for the 5,625 days since Texas A&M last beat Texas in football. Poor Aggies. @edsbs.bsky.social
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Vegas
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
West Palm Beach to San Antonio and I drove all but 2 hours of it
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
24 more points for Texas over A&M in the 2025 game. Fuck ‘em
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Unrelatedly thinking about Mussolini
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
GEORGIA FANS TOLD Y’ALL
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
@surber.bsky.social Hey Surber, is there an episode of Hand in the dirt you’d recommend to a first time listener?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
@alexkirshner.com something I’d love to hear from you or Richard, how much say does a head coach have over specific play calls? Like did Kirby have to agree to throw on 3rd and goal or is he just trusting Bobo to do what he thinks is best?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Fire Mike Bobo right now
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Thinkin bout how Mike Bobo needs to run the damn ball
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/12/2025
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Mike Bobo back on his dumbass bullshit
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Just picked up a frozen turkey breast from the number 1 BBQ spot in Texas. I’m so excited for Thursday
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@milesintransit.com @jeremyzorek.bsky.social PRT!
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fire Glenn Schumann
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 18/10/2025
It’s a blessing of unicorns in New Braunfels.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @rodger.bsky.social Re: Today’s Podcast. It’s purely anecdotal but it feels like NFL kickers are not just making more long kicks, they’re making them dead center and with room to spare on almost all the 50+ yarders. There’s not even the suspense of “is it close?!”
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Rosa Parks eating Little Caesars
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Jimbo Fisher era
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The missing piece of this viral post is that the Texas officials are lying and deflecting blame. The NWS, hobbled as it is, issued an accurate flood watch for Kerr County the evening before and accurate escalating warnings overnight as the flood was developing.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social hey Steven, I’m the one who asked about getting over the girl. Thanks for taking the time to answer it, I appreciate it.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Georgia’s schedule is ass this year. Marshall, Austin Peay, Charlotte 🤮
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Saw a Queen
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
happy saint patrick's day everyone
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@stevenomadic.bsky.social Hey Steve! Are y’all hiring for any of the non-flying jobs?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Wear your seatbelts. Follow instructions of the flight attendants. It will save lives
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
An airline had to apologize after a picture was tweeted showing a plane being shoved into this body part.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Checked off a stadium before tonight’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and @splitzoneduo.com show.
Views of Clemson’s football stadium
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’m gonna do something drastic
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ball game
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Bobo sucks so much
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Jennings is asssss
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@amandamull.bsky.social hey! Do you have any good bagel recs in Midtown?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Philly
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Arian Smith makes me so mad
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Just bought a round of shots. Go Dawgs imo
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