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Colcon

@colcon.bsky.social
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Talented baker, terrible golfer

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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 20h
Sark is such a gaddamn fraud
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also this one will be during a literal hurricane so I find it hard to get worried like I normally would. It’s gonna be dumb, I accept that.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally just did this reading your post at first
static.klipy.com
Drew Scanlon Blinking Meme
ALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Meme
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Texas will not win a national championship until it has an official airline partner that’s not American Airlines
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got fucked up on Amarillo by Morning at a live band karaoke bar because they played it in a different key. Took half the song to find the right pitch
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Men in Black is somehow always on, not that I’m complaining
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The golf tournament AI slop is so bad
An image advertising golfers are wanted for a charity tournament that has a billion pieces of text on it to read and is Christmas themed with a garland border. It’s way too busy and not inviting to look at. Clearly an AI made poster.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Did not expect them to both run straight into a wall and die. We should do more of that with these things
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck I’m the commander of 1st Airborne at Arnhem. I’m gonna die
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No fall Saturday tee times* *unless 7:30 or earlier
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When it happens, will it be better than Florida winning a national championship?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
St Viateur Bagel
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“You have the mouth of an 18 year old.” I was 14.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
1. A&M 2. Florida 3. OU 4. Auburn 5. Georgia Tech
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh so professional golf
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is this David Mitchell
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Can you give us your top predictions for the CFB season before you leave?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hell yeah
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ah shit I found a new favorite beer this year and it’s Belgian
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🤘
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What’s your beef with the Nazis?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is he good enough to warrant this
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Really should be V-J and V-E days
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A restaurant in Austin bought it haha www.footballscoop.com/2025/03/03/a...
footballscoop.com
Austin restaurant acquires important piece of college football coaching history
Update: It appears this is a replica. Either way, well done by Dirty's.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Would really resonate with the thousands of Texas fans who … don’t like Arch Manning?
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s convenient that police and ambulance look so similar in so many languages
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I have funded 4 years of vacations with points earned off of purchases made for work. They’re aware though and let me do it until a policy change this year.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Weirdly, they don’t consider Atlanta to be a sanctuary city. Based on this list, it would mostly impact United www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...
justice.gov
Justice Department Publishes List of Sanctuary Jurisdictions
WASHINGTON – Today, the Justice Department published a list of states, cities, and counties identified as having policies, laws, or regulations that impede enforcement of federal immigration laws.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The best part has been his interviews after his round. “One second is hard to define” and “I was on time but I was late”
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Mom was a big fan!
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This made me get donuts. You are an influencer
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Time to [redacted] another ceo, they’re getting too high and mighty
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It’d be cool to hear from @stevenomadic.bsky.social on what happens to these aircraft now. What’s the process they go through and so on
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So major news coming tomorrow or Friday
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Did them for 6 years as a kid. It made my life so much better
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
All the reward deals I was looking at yesterday are gone though
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
$56.25 (plus fees) for the 5,625 days since Texas A&M last beat Texas in football. Poor Aggies. @edsbs.bsky.social
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The ACC preview with Jeff Goldblum
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Vegas
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
West Palm Beach to San Antonio and I drove all but 2 hours of it
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My favorite 19th century president thing is how they’re all dead
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You’ve got similar hair
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Del Conte has clearly mad a difference in athletic performance and has also taken big swings at making the atmosphere at Texas games better than ever before.
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Very much a dead cat bounce from Isom
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I can barely understand it for people in Europe but the Americans that do it make absolutely zero sense to me
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
24 more points for Texas over A&M in the 2025 game. Fuck ‘em
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Jet Lag the game, Taskmaster, @wtyppod.bsky.social
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Colcon @colcon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Unrelatedly thinking about Mussolini
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