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Big Spooky ColBosch

@colbosch.bsky.social
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Occasional Creator of Stuff. Chipper, polite, and menacing. He/they, Puggalo

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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 1h
I absolutely have not let any of these ghouls get my number, and I suspect that the Chicago area code would throw them off anyway.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 1h
To be clear, only *less* violence. There will still be some violence.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 1h
Are you also getting an absolute shit-ton of mailers? I swear I've gotten more this year than in '24.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm still running my $400 'Mech company and $150 Rogue Trader Dreadnought specials. Rent is covered enough for now, but I still need food and there's a relatively expensive appointment on Friday.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 3h
Appointment is in 11 hours and I absolutely cannot afford it right now. I also lied to my landlord about when I'll have the balance of the back rent. Oh, and my kitchen is down to a dozen eggs, two packets of Ramen, and a can of tuna. If any of your rich friends are selling their Tesla, think of me.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry, I have to push this.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 4h
SERIOUSLY. I built a new rig in February 2025 and it was the most prescient thing I've ever done.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 5h
Happy anniversary, Micah!
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 5h
I've been thinking about your question for the better part of an hour now, and I'm not sure I have any way to even begin to answer it beyond rambling posts about the nature of reality, magical thinking, cult indoctrination, the beast at the heart of capitalism, and monkeys with future shock.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
A time-aged photo of a bowling team posing behind a display of bowling balls and pins. From left to right, we've got a long-haired white guy making a 'hell yeah!' face and probably hearing REO Speedwagon in his head. Then there's a pretty girl with straight long hair in a pink shirt very consciously doing a posing for a photo face. Then a black guy in a blue polo to prove everyone here is cool, next to the oldest dude on the team with longer hair and a 'stache in a peach-colored bowling shirt. Then a girl with a cute bob and sunglasses in a floral shirt, and finally there's Ed who there isn't a lot to say about. Below the ball display is a wooden sign with tracks for placing movable plastic letters. In the top left it reads 'REDONDO BCH.' and top right is '1975' and between those is the mysterious phrase 'MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY'.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 6h
This is what I've been wondering. Legally they're people, but...are they?
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 6h
Being a walking ghost sounds nice.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry, I have to push this.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 9h
Not even 4 PM and I'm writing today off as a bad one. I'm going to try to nap and then do some painting.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 9h
Part of why I quit drinking 15 months ago was to save money. Except I still don't have any money and I'm sober. This might not have been a good trade.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 10h
Sorry, probably TMI, but this shit is just wearing me so thin.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 10h
I should've skipped rent again.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 10h
I'm not going to the hospital, because then I can't afford to go to my appointment tomorrow. I can't actually afford said appointment, but maybe I can finagle a payment plan or something.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 10h
Just had a coughing fit so bad that I passed out and fell down. Fuck this.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 10h
Last time I walked into an antique store, they slapped a price sticker on me.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 10h
UPS's chatbot sternly told me to be more polite to it. I told it to fuck off. It's just some lines of code and a database built on stolen data, it can fuck entirely off forever.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm struggling to scrape together enough for food and the expensive specialist appointment I've got scheduled for Friday morning. If I can get a commission each for my $400 BattleMech company and $150 Rogue Trader dreadnought specials, it'll really help.
A quartet of BattleTech miniatures painted in olive green with gray stripes, bright green cockpits, and red shoulders.An old Warhammer 40,000 dreadnought in Ultramarines blue with yellow accents.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 13h
Love seeing this making the rounds again and will always retweet. We published one of the greatest poems of all time, as seen in the most prestigious literary magazine of all time:
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Direct donations are also accepted, via paypal.me/colbosch. Thank you!
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 17h
One of the complexities of the social world is that magic is simultaneously real (as in, an activity that humans actually do and that has practical impacts in the social world), and the vast majority of the magical thinking that occult communities engage in is utterly complete make-believe bullshit.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 14h
*glaring at the mirror as he concentrates on shaping his eyebrows and getting his mascara wings just right*
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 14h
No, no, deleted for being way too mean a joke. LOL
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 14h
Mussolini, on the other hand, absolutely called himself dictator after his shlong.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 14h
This is not about scientific rigor. It's about killing children. RFK Jr. is a literal serial killer and he fucking knows it.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 15h
Seen in Wicker Park
Street mural with pigeon on a stack of books and words saying READ THE ARTICLE
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 16h
Of course he specifies *Christian* churches, because this fucking fascist brainrot always manifests the same way.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am far less concerned about a cat in the upstairs hallway than I am about potential auditory hallucinations.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, this is actually nothing. On a whim I opened the door that leads to the upstairs apartments and there was a cat lounging at the top of the stairs. Phew.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thought I heard a cat meowing, but when I went to check outside there was nothing? Probably fine. Nothing to worry about.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least I got some work done today.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably more stress. Seems to be the only constant left in my life.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very dizzy tonight. Not sure what's going on.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Making a thread of the videos I’ve done for Mother Jones. First one from the day after Renee Good was killed in Minneapolis (I don’t think it’s on Bluesky?).
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's like that whole parallel Christian entertainment complex. HP seems designed to keep people in its ecosystem.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck I hate seeing the term "agent" used for a piece of software. It's just a computer program.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate!
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay, I don't say this often, but I checked mine and it seems...fine? It's not wholly accurate, but it does reflect what I was buying through Amazon. I might be more annoyed if I didn't have like every ad provider blocked. LOL
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I knew a chef like this. He strongly and deeply believed in UBI and free healthcare so that, and these are his words, "those people won't come fuck up my kitchen." What people? You know... ...people who can't cook. Not sure if he was racist, but if you couldn't cook, he had no use for you.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holy shit. What a scumbag.
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're got an infinite universe in your imagination, and the best you can do is "grade school, but I have a magic wand?" And you make that your entire adult personality? Loser shit. Just the most vapid possible fandom.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
help i’m addicted to making videos of my sculptures singing my favorite songs
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm in House Davion. Patronus this, you sad nerds.
A Templar 'Mech from BattleTech, in red with black "night sky" bands around its calves and shoulders. Its cockpit reflects a daytime cityscape and it has large, hand-painted heraldic lions on its shoulder plates.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So, um, HYPOTHETICALLY if there was an #iHunt movie, it would only make sense for us to revisit the RPG and do a new edition. What would YOU like to see? Any publishers you'd like to see us work with? What if instead of Fate it was... Fate evolved into something more expandable?
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/10/2026
even before they knew or could have known what a monster Rowling was, people were way to fuckin into harry potter
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It invoked emotions in me, too.
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