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Codewolf

@codewolf.bsky.social
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The original and only Codewolf, senior backend developer, and purveyor of really, really bad dad jokes. All opinions are my own.

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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Call me furry trash if you want, but nothing beats having your 'sona as the splash screen on your sat nav on the bike 😁
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had the Hygienist visit today, unfortunately just over half way through the numbing agent they use wore off..... All I can say is OUCH! 😅
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Ceil Fox @ceilfox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can’t say I disagree, boycott has two t’s though.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just found some #urbex pictures of my old school online, talk about a slap round the face from the past, especially as it doesnt exist any more
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This just came across my feed, i've seen this bloke before and think he's got a cracking channel. This video really hits hard though and all i can say is: Amen! www.youtube.com/shorts/LZhS_...
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Educating haters (again)
YouTube video by blumineck
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Found the perfect motto for the local chavs to put under their logos to look smart: Multus strepitus et parva celeritas 😂
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another cool little book nook completed :)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Currently have a Seafire doing aerobatics behind my house, it sounds so gooooooooood 😂
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As of 5pm tonight i am officially redundant. gonna take a few weeks off to chill for a bit before starting my next chapter in life :)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bought a present for someone online with "standard postage" ✅ Added something for myself to get free postage ✅ Get a notification that evri are the final mile couriers 😭 See lots of people complaining that their parcels have gone missing recently (more than usual) 💀
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And normal service has resumed, cant have a good without a bad. I have been selected for individual consultations at my current job. What a fucking joke after all i did for them. Basically outsourcing everyone to Bulgaria, and i expect as i have the highest wage in the team i got chosen for that..
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Got a set of big interviews today with one soon, apparently my heart rate has spiked high enough for long enough that my watch asked me if I was working out! No, I'm currently sat in my desk chair, shitting bricks and vibrating at a speed that would make a humming bird jealous...
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Happy birthday @pyeraptor.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!
bsky.app
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Nightshade @nightshadecrochet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Although the land is suffering from a severe lack of rainfall to nourish everything, I think our garden is glad it's been able to breathe now we've cleared a fair bit from out of control and overgrown areas. In the process we've found huge tree stumps, old dog toys, a bone and a patio.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think I'm gonna need a bigger place for my stash...........
A collection of over 50 scale models waiting to be built in various scales and various vehicle types from motorbikes to cars, planes and boats.

A true "modellers stash"
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Saw this on the FaceAche site but thought it was too important not to share here
Informational poster about motorcycles on the road aimed at a car driver. Text reads:
If you see a motorcyclist moving from left to center to right in the same lane.... they're not drunk or high.
​They are finding the best position to ride in based on many circumstances that constantly change.
​That manhole cover? That oil spot? That small puddle? That asphalt repair patch? The grass somebody mowed out into the street?
​Those things mean nothing to you in a car or truck but can be a life-threatening hazard to a motorcyclist.
​When a motorcyclist suddenly speeds up, goes past you and then slows down? They're not signaling that they want to race you... they're trying to stay out of your blind spot.
​I know there are some motorcyclists who ride like idiots just as there are idiots in cars and trucks. They're out there. It sucks because they make others look bad.
​But one thing we all want is to be able to make it home alive. Your vehicle is much bigger than ours. Please keep that in mind. Also please put your phone down and look more than once.
​Thanks, From All Us Bikers!
​LOOK TWICE
for motorcycles
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wakka, Wakka, Wakka, wakka
Photo of the eclipse at about 40-50% coverage, looking a little bit like the character pacman from the video game of the same name
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just learned our next door neighbour passed away today after a short battle with illness, we only knew her a short time but she was such a character, and such a kind person that the world is just a little bit worse off without her in it. :(
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy birthday @mooz.bsky.social ! Hope you have a great one today!
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Nightshade @nightshadecrochet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Big kid goes karting
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love my partner @NightshadeCrochet 's sense of humour 😂 gonna be wearing this around all day today 😂🤣
Large red humerous birthday badge with the words "So Happy I'm 40 Today" on it in white lettering, the start of the words So, Happy, I'm, and Today are vertically aligned and yellow so it visually highlights the word "shit" vertically.
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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Entering the last 30 hrs of the years i can actually say in "in my 30s". Mentally I somewhat still feel in my 20s, and that 2000 was only a few years ago........ physically oh boy do i feel it 😅
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V @v-art.co.uk · 05/08/2026
Bump! Still open for these ^.=.^
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I never thought i'd be so happy to see rain 🌧️
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Resine @resine.pride-queen.com · 21/07/2026
This apology feels incredibly hollow to me. My team was forced into this situation many many months ago and the opportunity to learn from that experience was there, but clearly that didn't happen. The lack of care and empathy cannot simply be undone or unsaid.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is really fucking poor taste, and just bad form to post this on LinkedIn when at the same time you're making people in your UK offices redundant.......
LinkedIn post saying about hiring roles in Bulgaria for the same company that is currently laying off it's UK staff...
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So work have announced there's gonna be a round of redundancies focusing purely on the UK team, despite posting high profits, and that the same number of new jobs available in Central Europe is just purely a coincidence..... Unfortunately my department is one of the ones that will be hit.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Welp..... I apparently got bitten by something in the garden yesterday as now half my shin is red, itchy, and it looks like it's caused a load of capillaries to burst making a hand sized portion of my shin look very angry.....
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AvyWolf @avywolf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You can hide behind statements but too many people have revealed what’s actually happened. Congratulations on pretty much self-destructing the things that made CFz so unique. I’ve attended almost all of them and it’s sad that something that was so beautiful has slowly been completely gutted.
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Shads @shadssnep.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is a very corporate jargon apology. But I really do hope you have a long hard think about why this happened and learn from it. The convention is nothing without its volunteers.
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Douglas Muth (Giza White Mage) 🔜 WPAFW @dmuth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Six PAGES of corporate language about restructuring, headcount, contractors, and organizational frameworks feels deeply out of place for a furry convention. Professionalism matters, but this isn't what professionalism has to look like. I expected better from ConFuzzled.
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Leo Ren 😸 @leosnowmew.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A few details: The meeting mentioned doesn't have minutes, so they can say whatever. We were offered to move departments or resign, with no prior consultations. The tone of this public statement is silver-tongued, because the language in the internal email was cold and harsh.
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Ceil Fox @ceilfox.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Read through this, owning the situation would have meant apologising to me, this is basically “we went about it the wrong way but we still fired the person that had the guts to speak up and challenge us”
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Nightpaws @nightpaws.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I reiterate my prior statement, but I'm revising one word. As CFz is unable to be operated without this big corpo cloak & dagger management then it has fundamentally failed the community it serves.
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Douglas Muth (Giza White Mage) 🔜 WPAFW @dmuth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey ConFuzzled, this isn't how you treat long-standing staff. Even if you decided to move in another direction, there are far kinder ways to communicate that to your staff and keep them around than the corporate-sounding behavior y'all seem to be pulling.
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Resine @resine.pride-queen.com · 15/07/2026
Ookayyy - Confuzzled Management issues and my resignation Send Skeet
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Nightpaws @nightpaws.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I thought decimating the security team and outsourcing it without consultation would have been the end of it but looks like CorporateFurz has struck again. If CFz is unable to be operated without this big corpo cloak & dagger management then it has fundamentally failed the community it serves.
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Ceil Fox @ceilfox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So, this was posted in the 2026 conbook about the equipment that I have built and operated for Confuzzled for over a decade. I am in a good position in that I haven’t signed any form of NDA so am not restricted in stating what has happened. With no prior discussion i was invited into a meeting with
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So finally bit the bullet and joined a union, they're not that represented in my line of work to be honest. Lets see where this goes :)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th July to all my American friends! Hope you all have a great one!
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Asked the guy at the local skoda dealership if he called the local seagulls Stephen, as in Stephen Seagal (seagull) he went "no, we call them Geoff, who's 'Stephen segal'" it was at that point i realised I was officially old, and closer to a zimmer frame than I like.......
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
About to go pick up the new car, the current one has done me well, but it's begun to cost more in upkeep than it's worth. This is probably the second largest purchase I've ever made after the house so you better believe I'm gonna drive it like it's made of glass 😂
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