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Codewolf

@codewolf.bsky.social
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The original and only Codewolf, senior backend developer, and purveyor of really, really bad dad jokes. All opinions are my own.

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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Call me furry trash if you want, but nothing beats having your 'sona as the splash screen on your sat nav on the bike 😁
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hack the planet!
Photo of the cover of a dvd case of the 1995 film "hackers"
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Another cool little book nook completed :)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think I'm gonna need a bigger place for my stash...........
A collection of over 50 scale models waiting to be built in various scales and various vehicle types from motorbikes to cars, planes and boats.

A true "modellers stash"
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Saw this on the FaceAche site but thought it was too important not to share here
Informational poster about motorcycles on the road aimed at a car driver. Text reads:
If you see a motorcyclist moving from left to center to right in the same lane.... they're not drunk or high.
​They are finding the best position to ride in based on many circumstances that constantly change.
​That manhole cover? That oil spot? That small puddle? That asphalt repair patch? The grass somebody mowed out into the street?
​Those things mean nothing to you in a car or truck but can be a life-threatening hazard to a motorcyclist.
​When a motorcyclist suddenly speeds up, goes past you and then slows down? They're not signaling that they want to race you... they're trying to stay out of your blind spot.
​I know there are some motorcyclists who ride like idiots just as there are idiots in cars and trucks. They're out there. It sucks because they make others look bad.
​But one thing we all want is to be able to make it home alive. Your vehicle is much bigger than ours. Please keep that in mind. Also please put your phone down and look more than once.
​Thanks, From All Us Bikers!
​LOOK TWICE
for motorcycles
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wakka, Wakka, Wakka, wakka
Photo of the eclipse at about 40-50% coverage, looking a little bit like the character pacman from the video game of the same name
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love my partner @NightshadeCrochet 's sense of humour 😂 gonna be wearing this around all day today 😂🤣
Large red humerous birthday badge with the words "So Happy I'm 40 Today" on it in white lettering, the start of the words So, Happy, I'm, and Today are vertically aligned and yellow so it visually highlights the word "shit" vertically.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is really fucking poor taste, and just bad form to post this on LinkedIn when at the same time you're making people in your UK offices redundant.......
LinkedIn post saying about hiring roles in Bulgaria for the same company that is currently laying off it's UK staff...
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Your parcel has been delivered:
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My office currently.....
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Felt like I'd slept in a shower last night...... That'd do it..... It's only 16 (at 06:30) but it's already so damn muggy
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I keep thinking I've not managed to do much when I work on the back corner of the garden, then I look at the "before" photos and realise just how much work I've actually done. Before: spring 2025. After (well, in progress anyway) : today (spring 2026)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Still trying to reclaim the back 1/4 of our garden, managed to fill up a garden waste bin and a big white garden bag full of brambles. About 15-20 roots dug out including a tree.... Now sitting down for a well deserved beer in the evening sun
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Aww diddums.... It's $9.05 over here, you made your bed now stop complaining about It, that's our job 😂 (accurate to my local area as of 1st April 2026,converting from gbp to usd with today's exchange rate)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If the taste of an "old locals pub" with the deep dark wood, dart board and that one bloke that's part of the furniture could be bottled, this would be it.....
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Building this kit currently, and I am majorly disappointed in the Airfix fit and finish on this one 😞 Huge gaps in the parts fitting even after sanding,huge amounts of flash around the wings that needed trimming. all in all it just felt like a poor quality kit that was sold for a premium price.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Things have completed happening, pretty happy with how this turned out to be honest.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just found out the inner of my water bottle is as old as I am 😅 Think it's time to get a new one 😂
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Things have continued to happen......
Scale model of a Lotus Super 7 Series 2 kit car in a 90% complete state
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Looks somewhat similar to the (tamiya?) model t I built a while back?
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Apparently @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com's English cousin came to visit me last night.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I think the neighbours cat needs to be renamed from smudge to pudge 😅 Doesn't help he will actively hunt and eat birds/mice etc on top of whatever they feed him (we have seen him catch and eat a pigeon before)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Things are happening......
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Book nook for @nightshadecrochet.bsky.social has now been done..... Damn are those individual books fiddly 😂
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Problem? What problem? I don't see a problem here, there's only a couple of them, I can always fit more in right? 😅😂
A cupboard full of numerous unbuilt boxes of miniatures from multiple brands.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Don't forget to look down on your children and ignore them when they reach up for hugs......
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Getting there, 2hrs down, 2 to go 🔥
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Gonna be sat here for the next 4 hours tending the fire as the fireplace mortar/concrete cures. Don't think I did too bad a job for my first time using it :)
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
feels about right....... (1996-2k6) otherwise (1986-2005) i kinda feel they follow on from one another 😅
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This is just fucking ridiculous
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
A feeling I know all too well 😅
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Tonight I drink out of a glass that is older than both of my sons put together 😅 Cheers!
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Spent the past 4 days trimming my bush..... I can finally see the shed 😂
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
So my modelling experience came into it's own today. This cupboard had a honking great big nail driven all the way though by the previous owners of the house, cracking and damaging the facade. So I removed the damaged wood, filled it with wood filler and then used some paints to mask the area.
A cupboard door with a patch of it repaired with wood filler and painted to match as to make it almost indistinguishable from the rest of it.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My mood right now:
Album art from Spotify of Benjamin Wild esquire and damoan Clarke's song "I have no more fucks to give" featuring a well dressed and groomed gentlemen in a beige suit, red tie and white shirt holding up a banjo at a 45 degree angle and in position ready to pluck a chord
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
#bristol really does NYE like nowhere else, (nearly) synchronised fireworks across the entire city at midnight (long exposure photo ~45s @ midnight)
A wide angle long exposure picture of the bristol skyline as seen from the posters garden, fireworks lighting up the sky all across the image, the sky a navy blue grey from the light being reflected from the clouds, a few silhouettes of trees with no leaves in the fore and mid-ground
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My first ever fix was an original sega megadrive that had its controller port broken, I de-soldered it and soldered on a replacement, good as new 😁
Sega megadrive in black with the top taken off exposing the circuit board beneath The interior of a sega megadrive showing the full circuit board within the console
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Me too Duolingo, me too....... #cymraeg
A screenshot of a stylised brown cartoon bear with a cyan blue scarf with a word bubble above him, the phrase "we want a hundred coffees today" written in both English and welsh
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i'm not exactly grey-free myself!
A picture of codewolf with the right eyebrow raised a significant amount of the beard turning grey in the lower extremities
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Currently watching (and hearing) the Copper Chopper do loops near me 🧐 #dump1090 #airplanesdotlive
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Being the uncoordinated mess I am, especially late at night. I managed to drop one of these, point down straight into (and to the bone of) my little toe..... It still hurts like hell this morning 😭 anyone that's ever used these know how damn sharp they can be 😅
Very very fine point anti static tweezers
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
When you are fast asleep and your partner tells you that one of your snakes has done a houdini and escaped..... (we found her safe and sound if a little cold, she's getting lots of cuddles now)
Part of a screenshot taken from a heart rate tracking software showing the heart rate spiking from 57 bpm to approx 130bpm before settling at 103.
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #276,640!
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
Trying to get back into #scalemodelling after a break. I'd say I did OK to be honest
1 in 43 scale model of a landrover long wheelbase pickup in a khaki or military green with black tyres, a white interior and blue seats.

The scale model is on a white background
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 02/06/2024
Teeny tiny sections in those two places where the paint has a slight orange peel (upper) and run (lower) But as I said I'm being really ultra picky and only spotted it due to the work I do on miniatures 😅😂
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
So basically the average house price is rising more in a month than the entire monthly salary (before tax!!) of the average UK earner....... Absolutely bloody ridiculous....
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
#aurora #NorthernLights #bs5
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Just what the Dr ordered 😉
A gin and tonic in a gin glass with 2 lemon slices floating in it on top of a round metal garden table in the back yard, the sun going down over a flat roofed garage at the bottom of the yard
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Codewolf @codewolf.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
FUUUUUCK.... Just put a huge arse scratch across my monitor, it's deep as fuck too 😡😡😡
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