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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos

@coderan.bsky.social
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Yankee Candle employee/influencer double wick nominee. Clinically proven to function. Listen to my podcast about the dumby mcdumb dumb moments in sports: linktr.ee/SportsAreDumb

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1h
idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 1h
Marsh should not have made the playoff roster
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 1h
AD of course means Anthony Davis
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 1h
It’s an AD that plays for the new show on Disney+ about Doctor Doom getting stuck in a rural town who he needs to help with medical treatment while getting his car fixed
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 2h
They shouldn’t have been asking for it?
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 4h
He thinks he’s above the law because she is going by Jane Doe which is something that had legal precedent unless you ask him because he wants more details for his fantasies
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 4h
Rapists hardly are morose about rape. You are such a little coward and your limp dick “journalism” is just a reminder of how much you love men and want to protect them dearly. Stop acting like you’re a functioning member of society
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 4h
Cats on computers be like “Purr my last email” hahahahah just a little humor before work drags me back into hell
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 16h
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 16h
What? You want a cookie or something?
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 17h
I gotta watch Widow’s Bay huh
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18h
Well we’ll always have that half a second between reading these posts
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18h
They posted pictures of fans at the Weezer Philly show and they’re all aged 50 or 15
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18h
I’m not a doctor but I’ll take a look… *vomits* Oh my god how are you still alive
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18h
Been chain smoking Pepsi again
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18h
Who’s the new guy?
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Philadelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 19h
camp is in session
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20h
How as a human to do you look related to Homer Simpson
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20h
When is LeBron going to be on Abbott Elementary?
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21h
Insurance commercials test my patience a lot but this thing is something else
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21h
You’re supposed to check the AI’s work
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22h
Yeahhhhhh not beating those charges
Broadway lawyer. Lover of entertainment, politics, and woefully, the New York Mets.
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22h
Might say something about your socioeconomic beliefs if someone who talks like a good portion of Americans gets on your nerves
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22h
You can go see Digger and just let me know how it is but it’s ok if you forget
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22h
Turner? Fuck em Duran? Fuck em Rest of Lineup? Fuck em Luzardo? Deserves better
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22h
Check this out: I’m gonna be pissed at Dombo AND Mattingly
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 23h
Flyers season baby
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 23h
Sure sounded nice (get fucked)
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 23h
Bullpen more like blow pen because um… fuck the Braves
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
john kruk telling a story about playing softball with queen latifah is why i'm tuned in
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching the Phillies trip over their dick for a month just to see them come to life against the Braves as if I knew that would happen
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Christian Bale's Smile in The Big Short
Alt: Christian Bale's Smile in The Big Short
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack I hope this email finds you in another part of the world I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ve replaced water with Brawndo. It has what plants crave
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never trust a Delco home that lets mushrooms grow
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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What That Means Question Mark
Alt: Kid directing Nathan interview: What That Means
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I knew that was you driving the Lambo thru the Home Depot parking lot
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put that on my grave
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You mean you’ll be pissed off until 2, very minor break, back to pissed off
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I reserved my week to be ruined by the Phillies thank you very much
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These directions are confusing!!!
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok this made me laugh at the idea that your not concerned anyone would know where you live because we can do nothing with this knowledge haha That being said omw
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Homerun balls the Phillies gave up are plentiful these days
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tbf the last time us Eagles fans saw Keenum…
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wicks is my Yankee Candle player of the week!
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A loss is acceptable but could you have scheduled it at like 1pm yesterday
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that Je… Shit that ain’t him
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TJ Edwards feels like he was an Eagle a decade ago
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